Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the Friendly Mad Genius Scientist, Professor McBlusterfluff, is KIDNAPPED BY WIBULNIBS

[Tusky]

Fortunately the wibulnibs only kidnapped him in order to help them unblock a sink, and release him once done

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the unblocked sink means that the Wibulnibs can now summon the dread Waste Pipe Monsters from their slumberings.

[Ierne]

Fortunately, the Dread Waste Pipe Monsters really want more time in bed, and return grumpily to their pipe, after having given the Wibulnibs a good telling off for waking them up.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the dreams of the waste pipe monsters are disturbed and restless tonight...

[Tusky]

Fortunately the vibrations caused by his fitfulness is used by a family of mice living on top of an overhanging pipe to lull their fretting babies to sleep instead

[Jubal]

Unfortunately the waste pipe monsters are unaware of their good deed, because they can't speak mouse.

[Ierne]

Fortunately, great developments are soo made in rge field of inter-species linguistics, allowing mice and sewer pipe monsters to communicate for the first time

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the sewer pipe monsters are horrified by how uncouth and improperly spoken the mice are.

[Tusky]

Fortunately, in being horrified so, the sewer pipe monsters burst into a shower of unpleasant smelling sludge

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the sewer is now blocked with unpleasant smelling sludge which is mostly the remains of entirely innocent waste pipe monsters.