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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1185 on: April 03, 2020, 04:29:09 PM »
Your elbow no longer seizes up or is painful. Instead, while entirely pain-free, it also rotates freely and uncontrollably in all directions.

I wish my facial hair could grow without becoming itchy.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1186 on: April 03, 2020, 06:26:14 PM »
Your facial hair grows without itching, but its growing speed increases to 25mph.

I wish that squirrel wasn't looking at me with those judgy eyes.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1187 on: April 03, 2020, 08:26:44 PM »
The squirrel looks at you with different eyes instead. Your own. The squirrel is now with you in your brain always. Do not try to fight the squirrel.

I wish student feedback just wrote itself sometimes.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1188 on: April 04, 2020, 01:06:26 AM »
the times at which student feedback now writes itself are: every second tuesday of the month that is also a full moon, and only during epochs where the president of the united states is a cat

I wish the next two matrix movies could live up to the expectations generated by the first.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1189 on: April 04, 2020, 09:20:28 AM »
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only during epochs where the president of the united states is a cat
Electoral challenge accepted :)

The next two matrix movies will live up to those expectations, but they'll be made as a reboot series in 2100 after we're probably all dead.

I wish birds would visit my terrace more.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1190 on: April 04, 2020, 11:55:08 AM »
birds visit your terrace. Unfortunately, they are vultures looking for food, and are unwilling to wait for you to die before they start snacking on you!

I wish the read through was going quicker
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1191 on: April 04, 2020, 02:56:34 PM »
It goes so quickly you don't take anything in, and it was a waste of time.

I wish I had instantaneous healing magic.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1192 on: April 06, 2020, 04:25:07 PM »
You have instantaneous healing magic, but you have no idea how to use it. As dosage makes the poison, you inadvertantly poison yourself with your healing magic.

I wish I could do more druidcrafts..

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1193 on: April 07, 2020, 07:25:08 AM »
You can do just one more druidcraft. It allows you to create a poultice that turns pimples orange.

I wish those anoying system updates happened a little bit quicker. Wouldn't that be nice for everyone?
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