King of the Hill

[Jubal]

Uh, cool, I guess I just get to keep the hill this time then, until you learn how to train hyraxes or something along with the rabbits.

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

I hire a wizard to transport the hill back to its original place, and with the help of my loyal siege buns, reclaim it.

My hill.

[Jubal]

I hire a lawyer to object to a) the erection of a hill without planning permission in its "original" location and b) the keeping of a potentially invasive species in large numbers on an artificial hill, meaning all the buns will also be taken to Spain which is their native range and is also kinda running out of buns right now so they probably need them there.

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

I manage to keep a few buns and thus prevent them from being taken to Spain. I secretly plot the re-taking of the hill and it succeeds after we surprise-attack with balls of floof. (It is shedding season for the buns. Everything is floof now. You can't escape.)

My hill.

[Jubal]

I get a really powerful vacuum cleaner.

My hill.

[The Seamstress]

The vacuum cleaner absorbs all the floof, but it is so powerful you get sucked in too.

My hill.

[Jubal]

I make the vaccuum cleaner even more powerful so it sucks the hill up as well and I can have it here in the vacuum cleaner bag with me.

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

You forget I have easy access to fabric scissors. I cut the bag, you tumble out and down the hill, tangled in all the bunny floof. (You can't. Escape. The floof.)

My hill.

[Jubal]

As it seems only buns can take the hill, I gather all the floof, find one-ness with its essence and become the AVATAR OF BUNNEH, BRINGER OF WORLD DOMINATION AND FLOPPY EARS

My hill

[The Seamstress]

The real AVATAR OF BUNNEH, BRINGER OF WORLD DOMINATION AND FLOPPY EARS learns of you, the imposter, and descends from the Floofy Realm to ban you. Meanwhile I reclaim the hill.

My hill.