Spoil a wish

[The Seamstress]

Your flat was repaired! It was repaired. Probably before the dawn of time. Now it isn't. Nothing else is known.

I wish I could live in a cosy fantasy world for a while, like a holiday.

[Jubal]

It was repaired. Probably before the dawn of time. Now it isn't. Nothing else is known.

Can confirm

You live in a cosy fantasy world for a while! Unfortunately it turns out that the question "cosy for whom" was not answered and this is a world that mightily destructive dragons consider cosy, and you spend your time running away from being burninated by Trogdor.

I wish for turnip.

[The Seamstress]

You now have turnip. Turnip everywhere. So much turnip! Tons of turnip. Your flat is turnip. Your stuff is turnip. You are turnip.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.

[Jubal]

You have a normally distributed sleep schedule, which unfortunately doesn't feel much better because the tails of the bell curve come up more often than you might think.

I wish I was a better musician

[The Seamstress]

You are a better musician, you're so good and flawlessly perfect it's starting to feel boring. Your audience falls asleep.

I wish I had more courage.

[Jubal]

You have more courage! Your magical gain of attributes in this way makes you a focus for every psychologist in the world and they get very annoying.

I wish my office was less hot

[The Seamstress]

Your office is less hot! "Less hot" might mean anything that isn't hot though, so temperatures drop to -20°C. Icicles adorn your hair and beard. You lose your toes to frostbite.


I wish I could just teleport to every place I want.

[Jubal]

You can teleport to every place you want. Simultaneously. It is not great for your body to be split into that many parts.

I wish singing on public transport wasn't considered a social faux pas

[The Seamstress]

Singing on public transport is not a social faux pas: Now everyone sings and hums and howls whatever comes to mind! At the same time! It all turns into a horrible cacophony that's driving everyone mad.


I wish more good and happy and magical things happened to me.