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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1080 on: January 20, 2020, 10:37:46 PM »
I gather a large group of NPCs, which your bards are compelled by some deep inner instinct to attempt to seduce.

I then take the hill using a large flock of speciallyt trained battle Seagulls

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1081 on: January 20, 2020, 11:17:39 PM »
I lure the seagulls away with strategically placed supplies of fish and chips, sandwiches and doughnuts. I then bring in my own group of pandas, and plant the hill with bamboo to ensure a long-term food supply. The pandas have no military effectiveness, but potential adversaries find themselves unable to attack the cute furry creatures.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1082 on: January 20, 2020, 11:22:17 PM »
I put myself in stasis, wait a few hundred years until the pandas have died out from being too damn useless to be able to breed effectively, and then take over the hill. I have it guarded by the sphinx, because she owes me a favour.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1083 on: January 21, 2020, 09:07:09 AM »
I arm myself with a :gollum: and wield his expert riddlecraft at the sphinx, who becomes defeated.

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