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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1080 on: June 09, 2018, 12:56:57 PM »
I asked some people from Pompeii for the answer to your question. They were a bit stony-faced about the whole thing. :(

Stag beetles or Longhorn beetles?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1081 on: June 12, 2018, 09:11:42 AM »
Jam.

I think that may have been intended for the what would you rather thread....

If the Earth temps were the opposite way round (poles were really warm, and around the equator was really cold) would the egyptians have build giant igloos for the pharoes?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1082 on: June 12, 2018, 09:21:00 AM »
No, they would of course have built icebergs, duh...

What colour is grey?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1083 on: June 12, 2018, 01:31:12 PM »
That one over there.

Can a dead duck fly to the moon?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1084 on: June 12, 2018, 03:15:05 PM »
No, a fly duck can moon, a dead fly can duck, but never can a dead duck fly to the moon. It's one of those mysteries that has had scientists baffled for many years.

In the film E.T, when the titular E.T wanted to phone home, why did nobody explain that interstellar telephony was and still is far beyond the reach of humans.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1085 on: June 12, 2018, 07:24:06 PM »
Because it isn't humans have just been complete douches to aliens over the years - why do you think they keep invading?

If red means 'no' and green means 'go', is brown a no-go?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1086 on: June 12, 2018, 10:58:51 PM »
Depends if it smells bad.

Should ducks defenestrate geese, and if not why not?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1087 on: June 12, 2018, 11:11:33 PM »
Birds should always defenestrate, how else are they going to start flying?

Why are clothing colours so unrealistic?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1088 on: June 12, 2018, 11:16:55 PM »
Glitchy graphics software. You should get a driver update.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1089 on: June 13, 2018, 06:44:17 AM »
Because this ain't Venice...

Why can't I just fly where I want to go?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1090 on: June 13, 2018, 12:38:20 PM »
Because your wings are too small.

So a gyratory is like a circle / spiral (like the road thing), and if something is mandatory that means it is mandated.

Does that mean history is about hissing?

I dread to think what a rectory is...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1091 on: June 13, 2018, 12:55:38 PM »
Yes, mainly. I mean most of what you hear is one ruler after the other throwing hissy-fit after hissy-fit..

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1092 on: June 13, 2018, 01:57:55 PM »
Good question. I think it's because they are made by celebrities so they cost a lot of money to hire

Do duck quacks reverberate?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1093 on: June 14, 2018, 10:26:38 AM »
Only in your soul.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1094 on: June 14, 2018, 12:47:27 PM »
Leather.

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