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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1140 on: August 09, 2018, 11:37:57 PM »
It would be more efficient, but the stove unions would object to cars taking their jobs.

Why was the best time in human history the Eighteenth of October, 4381 BC?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1141 on: August 10, 2018, 10:33:54 AM »
Well, firstly it was a Sunday - which always puts people in a good mood. But why was it such a good time for humanity? well on that day one of the Great Elder Gods whispered into the ears of a relatively unknown farmer. The words were themselves appeared in a dream as the farmer slept in the shade under a particularly hot sun.  As the words worked themselves from the farmers subconscious into his waking brain, he sat bolt upright and laughed harder than anyone had ever laughed in history.  He recorded those words on a stone tablet, and eventually the words grew and spread amongst the people. And those words were:

Jul qvq gur puvpxra pebff gur ebnq?

And the rest, as they say, is history.

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Why does my milk go off whenever I leave it out of the fridge?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1142 on: August 10, 2018, 02:01:34 PM »
It goes off in the same way that a gun would go off - because you applied heat to it. It's just that guns require a lot more heat indeed to make enough force to move the bullet. Milk going off takes a really really long time, but the results are the same.

Were the jam famous for liking jam? Or did they just make it.
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