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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1260 on: November 08, 2018, 05:00:04 PM »
Truly you are one with the fishes.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1261 on: November 15, 2018, 03:01:49 PM »
You were a wildling until Samwell Tarly seduced you.

Why has nobody done a superhero whos powers are to do with bridges? Like they shoot tiny bridges out of their hands and speak to bridges to learn their secrets...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1262 on: November 15, 2018, 08:28:38 PM »
They tried that. He is called Pontifex and his power was meant to be building bridges between people and nations... Needless to say that that may have gon a tad wrong...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1263 on: November 15, 2018, 08:39:22 PM »
King Kong already claimed that title 4 life.

Why do I have one sleeve up and one sleeve down?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1264 on: November 16, 2018, 12:53:49 AM »
One is good and one is sleevil.

Why no paper? :(
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1265 on: November 16, 2018, 01:27:05 AM »
Because yes cardboard.

Why is it snow?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1266 on: November 16, 2018, 01:19:21 PM »
A white substance that makes people happy.
Just like cocaine.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1267 on: November 16, 2018, 01:26:37 PM »
Sometimes. It's the disciplinary massages that are truly necessary all the time.

How wide are wide things?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1268 on: November 16, 2018, 07:23:07 PM »
Wide was a unit of measurement that was first discovered by Isaac Newton on March 17th 1713. It was used a theoretical measurement for the optimal distance between screws on a plane to increase structural integrity. However, as outstandingly useful as this measurement was - it ended in disaster when NASA misinterpreted "really wide struts" and used the imperial constant for it, instead of the more traditional metric constant. So to answer your question directly: a really wide thing is a big of an administrative error as you can image.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1269 on: November 16, 2018, 08:58:59 PM »
Because blue is, and that's final.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1270 on: November 16, 2018, 09:39:59 PM »
Because you're blue not gold.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1271 on: November 16, 2018, 10:17:23 PM »
Most likely still a fish, unless you used transfiguration...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1272 on: November 16, 2018, 10:33:56 PM »
You turned me into one that one time but then I got better.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1273 on: November 17, 2018, 07:09:00 AM »
Only the Portuguese.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1274 on: November 17, 2018, 10:45:59 AM »
That was me, I had a bad day, oups...

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