Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Pesto could never be creepy, lasagne is always by definition creepy, so only pasta needs the denotation.

Why aren't more places called Vagharshapat?

[The Seamstress]

Multiple places with one and the same name? Boring!

What makes lasagne creepy?

[Jubal]

Its disconcertingly lascivicious attitude towards fusilini.

Who really stole the sphinx's nose?

[The Seamstress]

It wasn't stolen, it was eaten by Limestone Fungus From Outer Space. But of course that's not officially known. Humanity isn't yet ready to know.


Why does earth have gravity?

[Jubal]

Because gravitea was a precursor for other sorts of tea

If a captain wears a metal hat and rules his boat like a bad dictator and so gets shot in a mutiny, and if I'm telling the truth about this, why is then a cap popped at the tinpot tin cap captain capped with tin (no cap)?

[The Seamstress]

Capatincaptaincapapotawhat..??

*stares*


Why can't my brain make sense of this?

[Jubal]

Because of the BRAIN MOLES


Why are the BRAIN MOLES capitalised like that?

[The Seamstress]

Because they're CAPITALISTS


Why is the world so confusing?

[Jubal]

Because its fuse box is broken.

Why is a fuse box unlike a squeezebox?

[The Seamstress]

Because it can only be fused, as opposed to the squeezebox, which can only be squeezed. Basic logic!

Where did BRAIN MOLES come from?

[Jubal]

My brain, I guess

Why do BRAIN MOLES have a complicated relationship with the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron?

[The Seamstress]

Because the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron has its spores everywhere, making it impossible for the BRAIN MOLES to carry out their murderous plans as they'd be immediately reported to the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron (who wants to monopolise all the potential murderousness, just in case).

What or who is most likely to survive the invasion of earth by Evil Spock Clones (derived from genetic material found floating in space by an unknown enemy)?

[Jubal]

I mean, probably it's the BRAIN MOLES let's be honest. They'll feed on Evil Spock brainworms as happily as any other brainworms.

When is the singer of dawn coming?

[The Seamstress]

When you've ordered a sewing machine to be delivered by post in the morning.

What are an atom's atoms' atoms made of?

[Jubal]

Strangeness and charm

(Weirdly this is probably one of the least stupid answers in this thread)

Why is it always a Holy City? Where is the Holy Hamlet, Holy Nomadic Caravan, or Holy Village?