Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

Don't ask me, I'm not the smiley making person here. We have Gandalf though, that's close enough.

In a fight Gandalf vs. Baba Yaga, who would win?

[Jubal]

Gandalf, but Baba Yaga would get away easily what with the chicken legs.


Where do the high steps lead?

[The Seamstress]

Far away from the ground.


Can a whale and a beaver be friends?

[Jubal]

If they learn how to sing together, then all shall be well.


Where do the first notes of a spring chorus go to rest when their sound is spent?

[The Seamstress]

To Central Fralaploola. Poison jalapeno loaves are sold at a reasonable price there.


What if a vampire is allergic to blood?

[Tusky]

They simply need to get bitten by a vegan. Then they won't need to consume blood any more - just tasty veg, fruit and nuts!

Can bread be bred?

[The Seamstress]

No.

What are the ingredients and rituals needed for creating an Egregious Eldritch Entity?

[Jubal]

Freshly bred bread.

When is bread bread and when is it brot?

[The Seamstress]

It's bread when it's from an English-speaking country and Brot when it's from a German-speaking country. It absorbs the native language through osmosis.


Statistically speaking, what is the probability of a chicken hatching a dinosaur?

[Jubal]

Four. Four probability.


If internet bill is a thing why not also internet jim, internet bob, and internet dave?

[The Seamstress]

Internet Bill is an autocrat, he doesn't tolerate any rivals.


Why can't I stop doubting myself?

[Jubal]

Insufficient hugs maybe? Sending hugs in case.


Why can't I just unleash the owlbears on my problems?

[The Seamstress]

Insufficient hugs maybe? Sending hugs in case.

Thank you


I think the owlbears would have to be trained first. There's an owlbear problem-killer club in a secret dungeon beneath Stephansdom. Maybe sign them up for some lessons? Though the number of participants for each lesson is limited, so don't wait too long. They also only take strawberries as payment.


How many oranges fit into the main temple of Atlantis?

[Jubal]

Infinite oranges. But only one melon. Curious.


Why is my brain running around in tiny panicked hamster circles?

[The Seamstress]

It's not your brain, it's panicked hamsters in your brain, shaking everything up. There might just be too many of them in there. Let some out so the others have more room to calm down.


What about bees?