Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

A lake, somewhere in a beautiful mountain landscape.


Would you rather teach a bunch of sentient potatoes or oranges?

[Jubal]

Oranges, my relationship with potatoes is largely antagonistic.

Would you rather have frog's legs or dragon's teeth?

[The Seamstress]

Dragon's teeth. I hope they come with a good jaw because my real one isn't.


You're invited into a fairy castle and they give you some food: Would you rather eat the slightly yellow looking greasy meat dish, or the wobbling blue jelly with unidentifiable chunks of... something... in it?

[Jubal]

Meat dish, definitely. Even regular jelly is not great in my view.

Would you rather have one a Chinese jade burial suit or an ancient Egyptian style sarcophagus?

[The Seamstress]

The sarcophagus, I guess. Those jade suits look creepy.

Would you rather live without internet or without running water for a month?

[Jubal]

Without internet, easily. I wouldn't enjoy it but I could do it. I'd get so many books read!

Would you rather square dice or all the other polyhedral dice?

[The Seamstress]

I've never played anything requiring polyhedral dice, but I've seen some pretty cool looking ones online, so...


Would you rather like to study astronomy or medicine?

[Jubal]

Oh difficult. I think astronomy? I nearly did physics at university as it was, I technically had better grades for it than for History...

Would you rather shave your hair or rainbow-dye your hair?

[The Seamstress]

Rainbow-dye, absolutely. I've never dyed my hair in my whole life, actually, but maybe I'll go rainbow when I'm old and it turns grey. 


Would you rather wear only linen or only woolen clothes?

[Jubal]

Linen I think. Wool only in an Austrian summer sounds tricky, I could at least layer linen in winter.

Would you rather your home had added crenellations or added flying buttresses?

[The Seamstress]

Crenellations. I'd have my own little fortress!

Would you rather be thunder or lightning?

[Jubal]

Thunder! The sound of rumbling sky

Would you rather gain half a potato or two small tomatoes?

[The Seamstress]

Potato. I like potatoes.

Tiger's eye or labradorite?

[Jubal]

Tiger's eye!

Malachite or lapis lazuli?

[The Seamstress]

Malachite.

Silver or gold jewellery?