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> BEESNOT: Mope in a feeble fashion.
« on: July 01, 2014, 05:16:10 PM »
You are BEESNOT LUMPWAGON. You are approximately five feet and eight inches tall, mildly FAT, and have a NECKBEARD. Your species is DUBIOUS and ultimately IRRELEVANT. You have very few SKILLS, ABILITIES, or indeed ANYTHING GOOD GENERALLY. You live in a BASEMENT. You don't even know what's outside the BASEMENT, except that there's a chute at the side of your room that occasionally provides food. You sit at your desk and mope.

This is stupid. You should not be moping, Beesnot Lumpwagon. Time to think of ESCAPE!

What do you want to do?

> BEESNOT: Walk to the chute.
> BEESNOT: Continue Moping
> BEESNOT: Stick Pritt Stick in nose.

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