Exilian Pub Out Of Context

Started by Jubal, April 28, 2023, 07:31:47 PM

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Jafeth (Who is also here)

"[Scotland] is less of a region and more of an armpit."

Jubal

"I very much like tyranny and I'm very sad we won't get more tyranny."
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Jubal

"Is it me, or is this very different to what the conversation was like last time?"
"Well, I'm back."
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

dubsartur

"I don't want to shoot another human in the head, that does nothing for me."

Jubal

"I am a fascist when it comes to golf. Golf is the worst sport in the history of sports. The person who invented golf should be rounded up and shot. I hate golf."
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Jafeth (Who is also here)

"if not senpai, why senpai shaped?"

po8crg

"I want to ride a moose" "What if it's a friendly moose?" "There's no such thing as a friendly moose"

Jubal

#52
"If a tree handed you a bunch of its leaves, you would be suspicious."
"If a tree handed me a bunch of its leaves, I would wonder what was in my tea this morning."
"If a tree handed me a bunch of leaves, I would wonder if I was about to get three wishes."




"Did I hear something about Martin Shkreli and Barron Trump running a cryptocurrency together?"
"Have people just started randomly generating news now?"
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Anonyman

"Ian Paisley was a big Orangeman."
"So's Donald Trump."