Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Tusky]

Jubal sings "So Long Farewell" from the sound of music every time he goes to bed, complete with the dance moves from all of the children

[Jubal]

Tusky wakes up each morning by levitating and doing the macarena in mid-air.

[Tusky]

Jubal gets all his jokes from Christmas crackers

[Jubal]

Tusky knows this because he gets his income solely by writing christmas cracker jokes, for which he gets paid in bean cans.

[Tusky]

Jubal has no idea who St. Cyril OR Methodius are!

[Jubal]

Tusky thinks St Cyril is the name of a small cheshire cat who lives in his neighbourhood.

[Tusky]

Jubal has never eaten a cherry pie, being terribly afraid of them. It is a very severe phobia. He must go with someone to shops shop that stock cherry pies so that they can get any non cherry pastries he wants from the offending secton of the shop for him.

[Jubal]

Tusky surrendered when our need was greatest.

[Glaurung]

Jubal has decided to join Hasdrubal the pigeon, and flown off into the city.

[Jubal]

Glaurung ate Hasdrubal