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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #990 on: March 22, 2019, 12:17:29 PM »
I disguise myself under a box and sneak up the hill. My flawless disguise works brilliantly and nobody wonders why a box is moving. At the top I burst out of the box.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #991 on: March 22, 2019, 10:00:02 PM »
I introduce a five year old child who likes opening boxes, who unveils your disguise.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #992 on: May 14, 2019, 12:20:15 PM »
I befriend Vayu, the god of air. He agrees to help me reclaim the hill by blasting everyone from the area with a mighty gale.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #993 on: May 14, 2019, 06:38:07 PM »
I befriend the Met Office, who change the forecast to sunny and calm.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #994 on: July 13, 2019, 10:14:53 AM »
As so often, the Met Office forecast is not entirely accurate, and you are washed off the hill by an unexpected downpour.

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