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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #180 on: May 25, 2014, 11:13:16 PM »
Stop panting Hodor!
I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.

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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #181 on: July 07, 2014, 11:59:20 PM »
This one is excellent and topical:

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars; it is in our pants."
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #182 on: March 14, 2016, 11:41:55 PM »
"Some people say my humor focuses too much on pants. It doesn't. It focuses on facts."
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #183 on: March 17, 2016, 06:46:52 PM »
US election so far, in pants quotes:

"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pants to store grain. Now all the archaeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it" - Ben Carson

"You may have seen I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those pants disappear all by themselves." - Hillary Rodham Clinton

"I think the secretary is right, and that is that the American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn pants" - Bernie Sanders

"My aspiration for the pants, and I believe we can achieve it, is 4 percent growth as far as the eye can see" - Jeb Bush

"They said 'We will not under any circumstances pay for the pants', they said 'What is your comment?' And I said 'the pants just got ten feet higher'." - Donald J. Trump
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #184 on: July 28, 2016, 11:57:29 PM »
"I think it would be folly to expect that pants will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons" - Tony Abbott

"I think there does need to be give and take on both sides, and this idea that pants is kind of a woman’s right to absolutely withhold, just as the idea that pants is a man’s right to demand I think they are both they both need to be moderated, so to speak" - Tony Abbott

"Pants change is absolute crap" - Tony Abbott

"Western pants came to this country in 1788 and I’m proud of that…" - Tony Abbott

"It’s not goodies versus panties, it’s panties versus panties" - Tony Abbott
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #185 on: July 29, 2016, 12:42:25 AM »
A few from the conventions these last couple weeks:

GOP
"I know that corruption has reached a level like never ever before in our pants." - Donald J. Trump
"I appreciate the pants of the New York delegation" - Ted Cruz
"Here, at our convention, there will be no pants." - Donald J. Trump
"My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in your pants" - Melania Trump
"Beginning on January 20, 2017, pants will be restored." - Donald J. Trump
"Next week they’re going to trot out the same old Democrats with the same old pants" - Reince Priebus
"We Will Make America Proud Again. We Will Make America Safe Again. And We Will Make America Pants Again" - Donald J. Trump

Dems
"This is not pants television… this is pants." - Michael Bloomberg
"We're all pants and we need to act like it!" - Rep Marcia Fudge
"In this election, and every election, it is about who will have the power to shape our pants for the next four to eight years" - Michelle Obama
"We must build bridges across our pants to pursue the common good." - Cory Booker
"This year, in this election, I’m asking you to join me – to reject pants" - Barack Obama
"This election is about ending the 40-year decline of our pants" - Bernie Sanders
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #186 on: July 29, 2016, 01:16:19 AM »
'Cause this is pants, pants night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to
Strike
You know it's pants, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer
Pants tonight
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #187 on: February 23, 2018, 09:44:22 PM »
"What's the point in being pants, if you can't be childish sometimes?"
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #188 on: March 31, 2018, 11:22:53 PM »
"Wait. There’s a mistake. Pants. You guys won best picture."
- Mistake made at the 2017 Academy Awards

"The wheel is come full circle: I am pants."
- Edmund, King Lear

"When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down,
And ask of thee pants."
- King Lear
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #189 on: April 01, 2018, 03:08:44 AM »
"In this same interlude it does befall,
That I, one Pants, by name present a wall."
- The Wall, A Midsummer Night's Dream
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #190 on: April 18, 2018, 01:33:04 AM »
Legolas: Lembas! Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the pants of a grown man.
Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck: How many did you eat?
Pippin: Four. 
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #191 on: April 18, 2018, 12:15:17 PM »
Treebeard: I am... on nobody's pants. Because nobody... is on my pants.
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #192 on: April 18, 2018, 05:45:19 PM »
"December 22, 1944

To the German Commander,

P A N T S !

The American Commander"
I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.

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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #193 on: March 13, 2019, 12:59:32 PM »
Brexit vote edition!

"I may not have my own pants, but I do understand the pants of the country" - Theresa May, PM

"...left a cloud of uncertainty hanging over our pants" - Philip Hammond, Chancellor

"This is a rudderless government in the pants of a national crisis" - Jeremy Corbyn, Labour

"She should whip her MPs to take no pants off the table" - Ian Blackford, SNP

"Of course, what the Liberal Democrats would want is for that time to be used for the purpose of seeking pants" - Tom Brake, Lib Dem

"Now this impasse can only be solved in the pants." - Michel Barnier, EU negotiator
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Re: PANTS!
« Reply #194 on: March 22, 2019, 12:28:19 PM »
Strike me down, and I will become more pants than you could possibly imagine
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