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Caradìlis

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1050 on: February 08, 2019, 10:14:48 PM »
Ahahahahahahahh!!!! *frustrated laughter* I would facepalm, but you couldn't see me do that, so why bother... Like, am I mute or something?

You regain health from potions, because you have finally decided to listen to your local witch. However, you now have to listen to intense rants of "I told you so"s at least once every five minutes...  :caradilis:

I wish people would listen to me... -.-
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1051 on: February 08, 2019, 10:37:39 PM »
Everyone listens to you, you get mad from being asked for advice all the time.

(In fairness I do often take your advice regarding potions and am currently halfway through a cup of lemon balm, I'm just complaining that it's never quite as simple as the RPGs make out...)

I wish I was nearer the sea.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1052 on: February 08, 2019, 10:48:10 PM »
(I am appeased. I was beginning to think my existence was pointless and questioning whether to wage war on the non-believers)

You are very close to the sea, as a mafia boss is currently throughing you into it, with a block of concrete attatched to your feet...

I wish I didn't have to get up in the morning...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1053 on: February 08, 2019, 11:00:27 PM »
You don't have to get up in the morning because there is no morning. Darkness inescapable has come and all shall wither.

I wish I had more good hats.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1054 on: February 08, 2019, 11:04:45 PM »
(I think you forgot I'm an Austrian poet, I feast on darkness)

You have so many great hats, you have an existential crisis about which one to wear each morning...

Why can I not have Silence?
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1055 on: February 10, 2019, 10:55:14 PM »
You wouldn't remember if you did... (Doctor Who Theme Starts Up)

I wish life had more people sitting around in pubs who would give you interesting sidequests.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1056 on: February 14, 2019, 09:57:24 PM »
The world is exclusively populated by people sitting around in pubs offering you interesting sidequests. The lack of any supporting infrastructure leads to widespread societal breakdown and a rather severe dry roasted peanut shortage.

I wish that I had the ability to cause the hair on any square millimeter on my epidermis to instantly grow by 1 millimeter or never grow again
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