Generic elf with F name met Manwe upon the plains of Rohan.
F-elf said, "This is a great party, don't you think?"
"I've been slowly becoming more drunk since last Tuesday, I think.", Manwe replied.
Thus it was settled - they decided to start a company importing Dorwinian wine in vast quantities.
Saruman was, as a result, able to conquer Middle-earth with giant robots.