I use carefully placed blasts from a wind cannon to counteract the motion of your spin doctors, rendering them still. Having stopped spinning, they are just doctors, so I give apples to them on a daily basis as the time-honoured way of removing them from the field.
I then bring in a crack team of unemployed hairdressers, take over the hill, and declare social lockdown due to the pandemic so nobody else is allowed to come near.
My hill!