Ban the person above you

[Cuddly Khan]

Banned for having fun. -_-

[Dimos]

Banned because I am a Baron and you're attacking my castle with you horse-archers!

[Jubal]

Banned for being baronial and subverting the rights of the common people!

[Dimos]

Banned for not being Baronial and joining forces with Khan's Horse-Archers in a vain atempt to Conquer my lands, my castle and my villages, so as you'll feast on my wealth and goods!

Ban Hammer Warriors, Attack! 

[Jubal]

I was wielding ban hammers before this site existed.

And besides, there are greater weapons than a banhammer.

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[SaidaiSloth]

Banned for saying there are better weapons then a banhammer...

Well I guess there are, FuzzyBlueBaron's banhammer from a website you may or may not be able to guess.

[Jubal]

Admin control panels are more powerful than banhammers. 

Banned for wrongness.

[Dimos]

Banned for banning an elected magistrate using a false belief as a basis for it!

[Jubal]

Banned because whilst the ban was unjust, the belief that predicated it is demonstrably correct.

[Dimos]

Banned because your name ain't in the guest list, sorry Joob'L

[Jubal]

Banned because you should have put it there. 

[Othko97]

Banned because it's Exilian's birthday?

[Jubal]

Banned because it's no longer Exilian's birthday?

[Scarlet]

Banned because of all of these backward maps.

[Jubal]

Banned because I take some pride in my cartography, thank you very much.