Bar Fight Arena

[Cuddly Khan]

I drink it all up and drunkenly smash Debux's new dancing Mr. Bean thing.

[Son of the King]

You pass out from the alcohol.

[Cuddly Khan]

And then wake up again.

[comrade_general]

Hangover!!1!

[Cuddly Khan]

HANGOVER IS OVER!! YAY!!

[Cuddly Khan]

*crickets* Umm... Anybody? At least you can pretend to be active on The Beer Cellar. There are about 15 fun forum games that aren't being used.

[debux]

But then I come and interrupt you with a roundhouse kick. Then I buy drinks all round for all those that witnessed my marvelous act of bravery

[Cuddly Khan]

I get angry and flick you in the arm. You fall unconscious.

[Death Nade]

I bite your face off as I'm induced with alcohol and cant taste the difference between your skin and flesh between my tongue.

[debux]

I use my thermal vision to... uh... win. Yes. Don't ask how. You're left unconscious on the ground

[Captain Carthage]

Hi guys.

I'll get the whiskey.

[debux]

But I knock you down for no apparent reason.

We've gotta keep it violent here guys

[Cuddly Khan]

I get my crossbow and shoot up all of the furniture and when I'm done there is a lot of blood, gore and wood chips all over the floor. (Violent enough?)

[Captain Carthage]

That would take a lot of bolts.

[debux]

But actually the blood is ketchup, as you only hit the ketchup bottles that were on the counter. I scoop it up, throw it at you, and drown you in ketchup. Then I use my cellphone to convert Nightangel with the super invisible cellphone waves to be my faithful follower and henchman