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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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January 14, 2019, 04:10:07 PM »
Fortunately whilst Mr Martin and the titmouse are squabbling and attempting to outwit eachother, a group of otters playing in a stream enthralls the fire nation with their cuteness. In an attempt to get close to the otters the fire nation becomes.... extinguished
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January 14, 2019, 04:19:42 PM »
Unfortunately, we are now under the rule of the otters.
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January 14, 2019, 09:05:17 PM »
Fortunately, otters are very benevolent - and fluffy - rulers...
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January 14, 2019, 09:24:03 PM »
Unfortunately, we're about to run out of fish...
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January 15, 2019, 07:02:52 AM »
Fortunately the otters are not as stupid as humans are about climate change and take countermeasures, repopulating the seas and rivers with the respective resident species...
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January 17, 2019, 04:49:19 PM »
Unfortunately, the fish, thriving and plentiful as they are, are starting to get ideas...
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January 17, 2019, 04:53:12 PM »
Fortunately, their ideas are mostly in the fields of abstract philosophy and modern art, so nobody really notices.
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January 17, 2019, 10:53:05 PM »
Unfortunately one of them subsequently came up with Fish-Freudianism...
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January 17, 2019, 11:03:08 PM »
Fortunately, fish-Freud never wrote its work down because the paper got wet.
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January 18, 2019, 08:27:32 AM »
Unfortunately, he told some of the land creatures and they were all fans of his stupid ideas... Now all animal students have to study the Fishdipal complex, as if it's anything other than scarab food...
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January 18, 2019, 12:30:25 PM »
Fortunately, the study of psychology and related fields was banned by the Otter Emperor for being boring.
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January 18, 2019, 03:30:32 PM »
Unfortunately, severe, crippling depression now runs rampant among man and otter alike...
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January 18, 2019, 05:01:36 PM »
Fortunately, meh, who cares, the world is an uncaring void anyway
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January 20, 2019, 11:36:34 PM »
Unfortunately, the world
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an uncaring void and everyone's busy squabbling, while our planet is dying and our future is lost...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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January 21, 2019, 09:14:13 AM »
Fortunately things that are lost, can be found. Like when you misplace your phone for a bit - but you can give it a ring from another phone and hey presto: found.
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