Because you forgot to lather on the petrol.
Is there more than one active girl on this forum?
P.S. Have you read my poem yet Jubal?
P.P.S. I first join Exilian for the Mount and Blade part of the Forum than the Beer Cellar and now... XD
P.P.P.S. Where is your sig Jubal? Newbies won't know what the first part of mine means without it.