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Jubal
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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Reply #375 on:
November 23, 2019, 11:24:02 AM »
Fortunately, the new government enforces the use of electric eco-friendly vehicles, which are nice and quiet.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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November 26, 2019, 10:53:02 PM »
Unfortunately, whilst being friendly to the environment, the new vehicles aren't friendly to anyone else, and quietly whisper menacing threats to anyone who tries to drive or go near them
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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November 27, 2019, 04:22:30 PM »
Fortunately, they are speaking Car, and nobody understands them.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 10, 2019, 09:23:36 AM »
Unfortunately, motorbikes know car passably, and also English. They quietly whisper insults to people causing a number of conniptions.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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Reply #379 on:
December 10, 2019, 10:35:05 AM »
Fortunately, that number is three, and they were all quite unpleasant people to begin with.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 10, 2019, 11:26:56 AM »
Unfortunately, one of those 3 became just that bit
too
unpleasant as a result of this taunting. He writes a really rather mean message in the dirt of a grubby car, which casts aspersions about it's owner.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 10, 2019, 12:39:30 PM »
Fortunately, he has become so mean that he is blinded by rage, and fails to realise that the car is his own.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 10, 2019, 02:09:45 PM »
Unfortunately he then tries to drive off, and crashes into a bus stop, rendering it out of service for a few days.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 10, 2019, 09:17:13 PM »
Fortunately, the out of service bus stop is rebuilt in a beautiful art deco style and becomes the talk of the neighbourhood.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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Reply #384 on:
December 13, 2019, 02:44:15 PM »
Unfortunately this once-peaceful village is now flooded with hoards of art-deco-loving tourists and no one can get any rest
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 16, 2019, 02:44:16 PM »
Fortunately, this expands the local economy so much that the villagers who wanted rest can afford to sell up and move to a tropical island they bought themselves.
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Reply #386 on:
December 17, 2019, 01:49:32 PM »
Unfortunately they bought the island from an evil colonialist that had unfairly evicted some natives in order that he could sell it
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 17, 2019, 09:30:11 PM »
Fortunately, the villagers have great anti-colonial sentiment and return the land to the natives, creating a nearby floating artificial private island for them to keep living on.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 19, 2019, 08:21:49 AM »
Unfortunately for them, it's made from thrown away plastic, and not very nice to live on
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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December 19, 2019, 05:05:54 PM »
Fortunately, the group of villagers contains a landscape designer, an architect, and a Friendly Mad Genius Scientist who figures out how to turn plastic bottles into soil. They make the artificial island literally the best ever.
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