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Glaurung
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 08, 2019, 10:25:12 PM »
Unfortunately, a ton of angry cow doesn't need rational thought to make its feelings clear.
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October 09, 2019, 10:57:03 AM »
Fortunately, a ton of angry cow is removed for relying on pre-decimal measurement.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 10, 2019, 09:29:39 AM »
Unfortunately, another (perhaps slightly less heavy and more metric) cow is enraged by the removal of its friend.
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Tusky
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October 10, 2019, 09:49:51 AM »
Fortunately Gary, the bos whisperer is on hand to soothe and calm the bovine threat
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 10, 2019, 10:24:41 AM »
Unfortunately, Gary now has a cow army.
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October 10, 2019, 02:08:15 PM »
Fortunately he will only ever use his cow force for good. Like helping nuns reach their milk quotas
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October 10, 2019, 03:25:26 PM »
Unfortunately, there are now a lot of nuns with unexpected spare time, which some of them will use for nefarious deeds.
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October 10, 2019, 06:13:03 PM »
Fortunately, a nun's idea of nefarious deeds is mainly limited to leaving the lid off the jam and borrowing Maureen's knitting needles without asking her first.
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October 10, 2019, 07:14:56 PM »
Unfortunately, Maureen needed her needles to fight off the minions of galactic warlord Zircon the Dark and save the earth.
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October 10, 2019, 08:22:43 PM »
fortunately, the minions of galactic warlord Zircon the Dark are allergic to lavender room spray, and Maureen still has plenty of that
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October 13, 2019, 06:22:46 AM »
Unfortunately the brand Maureen is widely known to cause cow-rage. Gary is helpless as his vast cow army charges in to battle the minions of Zircon the Dark. A vast and epic pitched conflict ensues with poor old Earth caught in the middle.
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October 14, 2019, 01:29:37 PM »
Fortunately Zircon the Dark doesn't want to destroy the earth. He keeps his rare bottlecap collection there.
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October 16, 2019, 10:30:52 PM »
Unfortunately Zircon the Dark's Rare Bottle Cap Collection is
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rare and excellent that it is wanted by bounty hunters from across many galaxies, all of whom simultaneously converge on Earth.
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October 17, 2019, 06:16:32 PM »
Fortunately the bounty hunters are all the same size, colour and shape as blades of grass. The cow army gleefully gobbles them up, before dispersing to pursue different cow-ly duties
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 17, 2019, 11:44:30 PM »
Unfortunately, RAZOR SNAILS
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