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Caradìlis
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 05, 2018, 10:16:26 PM »
No, just until football season is over...
What is a bed?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 05, 2018, 10:51:14 PM »
The beginning, the end, the middle.
Are leaves like hair for trees?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 06, 2018, 06:40:20 AM »
No, they're toes....
What are clouds?
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June 06, 2018, 01:07:14 PM »
Giant vape trails designed to conceal faulty wiring in the ceiling.
Will you teach me the ways of the force?
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Caradìlis
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June 06, 2018, 01:26:34 PM »
No, but come to the dark side, we have cookies...
Where am I?
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June 06, 2018, 01:32:23 PM »
Apparently you're on the dark side. Let's get those cookies.
Where do cookies come from?
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June 06, 2018, 03:04:13 PM »
The exact centre of the internet.
How wide is a piece of string?
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June 06, 2018, 03:06:28 PM »
The same as the length of a piece of cheese.
How do you spell words?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 09, 2018, 09:17:14 AM »
w - u - e - r - d - z
Why is the word piano so negative? Why can't it instead be a piayes
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Caradìlis
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June 09, 2018, 10:11:20 AM »
Have you ever listened to Schumann?
Why does the sun exist?
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June 09, 2018, 10:27:44 AM »
Because there was a gap in the market for terrible, terrible journalism.
Why aren't buildings made in prettier shapes?
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June 09, 2018, 10:59:41 AM »
Have you been to central Vienna?!? They are. You're just not allowed to live in them...
Why does time pass so quickly?
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June 09, 2018, 11:30:02 AM »
It's CG's fault.
Why do I need to buy food?
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June 09, 2018, 11:37:07 AM »
Because stealing is wrong...
Why do I have to get up?
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June 09, 2018, 12:03:16 PM »
It's a heartwarming story is why.
Why do volcanos have to be so negative? How can we turn them into volcayeses?
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