Omegle Lulz

[comrade_general]

We expected 72/72 plus bonus on each. 

[Jubal]

I... I'm sorry.

[Jubal]

Okay, the news: Omegle has instituted a "spy mode" where one person asks a question and watches two others discuss it.

This can lead to monumentally dumb occurrences. I was asking the questions:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What do you think is the point of history, as a subject?
Stranger 2: OMG
Stranger 2: NOOO
Stranger 1: m f?
Stranger 2: NOT THE SAME QUESTION
Stranger 2: female
Stranger 2: you?
Stranger 1: male
Stranger 1: where are you from?
Stranger 2: were you from?
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: australia
Stranger 2: im from holland, amsterdam
Stranger 1: nice
Stranger 2: yesyes
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: 16, you?
Stranger 1: 17
Stranger 2: whats your name?
Stranger 1: michael
Stranger 1: you?
Stranger 2: milou
Stranger 1: thats a pretty name
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 2: you pronounce it like; me-loo
Stranger 2: or something xD
Stranger 1: haha i will remember that!
Stranger 2: yeaah
Stranger 1: do you have msn or something? i wonder what you look like
Stranger 2: yes i have but i don't have a cam
Stranger 2: [MSN address deleted because I'm nice] if you'd like to add
Stranger 1: i will
Stranger 1:
Stranger 2: okay
Stranger 2: bye

Yes, you just saw two people who have no idea who I am give me their names, locations, and in one case their MSN address. FAIL.

[comrade_general]

lol yeah i saw this the other day, but I couldn't figure out how to participate as one of the question answerers...

[Jubal]

If you do a few text conversations it offers you the possibility to switch.

[Andalus]

Okay, the news: Omegle has instituted a "spy mode" where one person asks a question and watches two others discuss it.

This can lead to monumentally dumb occurrences. I was asking the questions:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What do you think is the point of history, as a subject?
Stranger 2: OMG
Stranger 2: NOOO
Stranger 1: m f?
Stranger 2: NOT THE SAME QUESTION
Stranger 2: female
Stranger 2: you?
Stranger 1: male
Stranger 1: where are you from?
Stranger 2: were you from?
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: australia
Stranger 2: im from holland, amsterdam
Stranger 1: nice
Stranger 2: yesyes
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: 16, you?
Stranger 1: 17
Stranger 2: whats your name?
Stranger 1: michael
Stranger 1: you?
Stranger 2: milou
Stranger 1: thats a pretty name
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 2: you pronounce it like; me-loo
Stranger 2: or something xD
Stranger 1: haha i will remember that!
Stranger 2: yeaah
Stranger 1: do you have msn or something? i wonder what you look like
Stranger 2: yes i have but i don't have a cam
Stranger 2: [MSN address deleted because I'm nice] if you'd like to add
Stranger 1: i will
Stranger 1:
Stranger 2: okay
Stranger 2: bye

Yes, you just saw two people who have no idea who I am give me their names, locations, and in one case their MSN address. FAIL.

Clearly they didn't read the rules of engagement re you watching. Or they're just muppets. That said, they hardly knew each other better than they knew you, so it's a double fail really.

Just read your Dragon convos. Hilarious stuff. Reminds of when I decided to be a goat and I did a similar thing, but it was on webcam version and I had my webcam trained on a little goaty space hopper thing I have. Unfortunately I messed up most of the screenshots I took.

[comrade_general]

I don't get it.

[Jubal]

How to troll a Nazi...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Books.
Stranger: HEIL HITLER!
You: Hey man
You: I'm really happy for you here
Stranger: Why thank you?
You: And I'm gonna let you finish
You: But I'm just here to say
You: Stalin had one of the greatest dictatorships of all time.
You have disconnected.

[Captain Carthage]

And with a great and terrible scream the necroposting took place and the thread drifted from the depths like some horrid floater.

Warning: rude language to come.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: Im a dragon

You: Hi this is Dan

Stranger: Hello, yes, this is Dragon

You: I have potatos for sale

Stranger: *takes them and flies away*

You: Bastard

You: MY POTATOS!!!

Stranger: I'll bring them back

Stranger: Some of them, at least

You: Now will starve

Stranger: No you wont

You: I hope you're happy dick-bag

Stranger: You were SELLING them

You: To get get money

You: to eat

Stranger: Look, I've got a better idea

You: if I eat noting but potatos I will die

You: so I sell them

You: to buy meat

You: go on

Stranger: Look, give me a minute or two, and you'll have something better to sell

Stranger: More expensive

You: This better be portugaling good

Stranger: Done

You: What now?

Stranger: I made potato vodka

Stranger: I'm winning

You: Let's go get armadillofaced and pick up whores!

Stranger: Hell yeah

Stranger: And you can also sell some of it, you know, for cash

You: And they all lived happaly ever after

Stranger: You mean we dont get to see the party?

You: Not till the sequal

Stranger: Damn

Stranger: Roll the sequel

You: Our bugit was very small

You: Next time roung we'll relie on flashy effects insted of good character and clever writing

You: round*

Stranger: Or we could, you know, actually get drunk as portugal and film it

You: I don't know

You: Where are you?

Stranger: My cave

Stranger: Want me to pick you up?

You: Got a thing with the wife tonight

You: She fells I love the potatos more than her

Stranger: Do you?

You: So very very much

You: I sleep in the potato shed

Stranger: Have you ever portugaled a potato?

You: I bathe in potato mulch

You: I have carved potato children to replace my normal armadilloty ons

You: ones*

Stranger: Answer the question

You: I don't know

Stranger: You dont know whether or not you've portugaled a potato

You: Well it comes down to what you coun't as a potato

You: for example do you count potatos animated by dickish wizards as still potatos

You: ?

Stranger: YEah

You: well in that case I have made sweet sweet love to a potato

Stranger: I portugaled a lion once

Stranger: It was AWESOME

You: bitch ran off with the wizard

You: What happend to the lion?

Stranger: Nothing special

You: Where are we exactly that we can grow potatos and have lions?

Stranger: I dunno actually

Stranger: ...the zoo?

You: Oh man I hate te zoo

You: I tried to see potatos there once and I got bet up my monkeys

Stranger: The monkeys are extra chill stoned

You: Little bastards

You: Hold the Phone!

Stranger: What?

You: How did you fement vodka in about three seconds?

You: Are you a wizard?

Stranger: Nah

Stranger: I kept the potatoes and gave you some of the vodka I already had

You: Where did you get vodka?

Stranger: I made it of course

You: With potatos?

Stranger: Yeah

You: Have you stolen from me before?

Stranger: No

You: You have, haven't you!

Stranger: Nope

You: I don't belive you

Stranger: I only steal from the guy on the other side of the lake

You: He gorw onions

Stranger: He's secretly growing potatoes

You: BASTARD!!!

You: I'll rip he face off

You: his*

Stranger: Relax

Stranger: Have a drink or two

You: Right that's it I'm off to burn his house down

You: Wish me luck

Stranger: No

Stranger: Chill, you're overreacting

Stranger: Are you drunk already

You: Come oooooooooon

You: Your a dragon

You: You like to burn stuff right/

Stranger: Yeah...

You: Come ooooooon It'll be fun

Stranger: Okay.... but only if we go to the zoo after

You: We'll throw his wife in the like

You: Shure whatever you want buddy

You: Let's go

Stranger: Climb on my back

You: Onward trusty steed

Stranger: *takes off*

Stranger: You know what I've always wanted to do?

You: portugal a potato?

Stranger: No

Stranger: Get an entire zoo stoned and open up all the cages

You: We could kill everyone

You: and take their wives

Stranger: Huh?

You: and their their potatos

Stranger: Nah, I'd rather not

You: We're here

You: Alright you

Stranger: OH armadillo, WE ARE?

Stranger: *crashes*

You: Come out with your hads- AGHHHHH

You: This seem like a good place to end thank you very much good sir but now I must sleep

Stranger: Good might sir

[debux]

Hahahahahahaha, that was outright random! Hilarious, it a shame it's hard to find those people again

[Cuddly Khan]

I once got the same person in a row. It as funny because I said the same thing to both of them so the second time she/he was like "YOU AGAIN!?!" *Disconnected*

[debux]

Hahahahahaha, no pic of that?

[Ashanorath]

Once I got same dude two times in a row on chatroulette. He was like "you look a lot like the last guy I got. Wait, nvm, bie"

[Silver Wolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded

[Gen_Glory]

officially in tears and rofl