This thread seems to have got buried, so I'm starting a new one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKsComing soon to a cinema near you, Minesweeper the movie.
"Why are you really here, soldier?"
"I'm here to make this land safe."
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
"I'm here because I'm BORED!"
"And don't you EVER forget that."