No, no, no.... This, my friend, is an outrage!
Life's about overcoming obstacles, howling at the moon, eating outrageous amounts of jelly candy, pizza and all sorts of stuff! Playing games, hanging out with friends, having weird dates and sometimes biting firm round asses just because you can (if they let you, otherwise you'll get a slap followed by an apology... Trust me, I know
). Driving cars, having pets, taking baths (I want one when I get back home), standing upside down, getting turned down by all sorts of girls, getting snuggled by a ton of girls, telling jokes, walking backwards while drunk... And so on, and on and on....
I don't know what's wrong with me today, I feel a bit too jolly!