i found this amusing
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m here
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine m/f?
You: arent you going to ask me how i am?
Stranger: ok , how r u doin
You: im well thanks. been up to much?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: how old are you ?
Stranger: m/f?
You: why do you want to know?
Stranger: r u kidding!!!
Stranger: im not gay
Stranger: straight
You: im sorry i dont understand what does your sexual orientation have to do with our conversing?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: u r right
Stranger: well
Stranger: im male
You: were you hoping that this might have led to a virtual sexual experience? because i hate to dissapoint but i dont believe in cyber sex before facebook friending
Stranger: u r male too
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: wbu?
Stranger: wise man
Stranger: lol
You: im 54
Stranger: so what
You: well you asked me my age so i told you
You: you're a most confusing person to talk to
Stranger: thnx a lot
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye uncle
You: farewell, nephew(i presume this is in the gangster sense rather than an odd encounter with my relation)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.