Suffolk Strangler
I don't know either of these
Carlton Banks is an intelligent yet sometimes annoying relative of Will "Fresh prince" Smith in the tv series: Fresh prince of bel air
hopeless hypochondriac Cameron Frye Was is best friend of Ferris Beuller who was unwilling to go on an adventurous day off, and despite suffering a number of calamities, had a good time
You are trapped under a log that you can not move. Unless someone helps it is likely you will starve to death. Would you rather that you were helped by carlton or Cameron?