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Caradìlis
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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August 30, 2018, 03:01:19 PM »
Fortunately, such wildlife lead to more variety...
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August 30, 2018, 03:47:49 PM »
Unfortunately Jubal missed his chance to post his first fortunate thing since page 8
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August 30, 2018, 05:15:41 PM »
Fortunately the handsome newcomer appeared to take Jubal's fortunately spot :-)
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August 30, 2018, 07:08:38 PM »
Unfortunately for the newcomer, he was not the only one messing with the universe...
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September 05, 2018, 10:38:29 PM »
Fortunately, those who mess with the universe believe, on occasion, in second chances
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September 06, 2018, 04:56:02 AM »
Unfortunately, most miss their second chances and only realise when it's too late...
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September 14, 2018, 09:50:58 PM »
Fortunately, a kindly be-tusked passer by was available to point this fact out
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September 26, 2018, 10:53:32 PM »
Unfortunately, the tusked passer by was forced to flee from vicious ivory hunting wibulnibs shortly thereafter.
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October 01, 2018, 05:41:32 PM »
Fortunately, he was part of a species not yet close to extinction...
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October 01, 2018, 06:20:01 PM »
...unfortunately, the fate of his species was not his primary concern as the wibulnibs closed to within poke-with-a-pointy-stick range.
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October 02, 2018, 06:51:45 AM »
Fortunately, a passing taxi's driver who was particularly enterprising successfully persuaded the wibulnibs to take a lengthy fare to Hyde Park in London, where they had a lovely day out and visited Buckingham Palace.
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October 02, 2018, 07:04:36 PM »
Unfortunately, that day ended with Britain leaving the EU, the pound and economy collapsing and half of London catching on fire...
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October 02, 2018, 08:05:59 PM »
Fortunately, the ensuing mess led the rest of Europe to come to terms on all their other issues, ushering in a new reign of peace and harmony as everyone was desperate not to end up like Britain had.
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October 02, 2018, 08:22:31 PM »
Unfortunately the Wilnubs, who had been somewhat singed by the "great fire of London 2", became enraged and launched an invasion of Greenland in an attempt to annexe it in the name of wibulnibia
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October 02, 2018, 08:27:06 PM »
Fortunately, it was Greenland so a) almost nobody particularly cared and b) most of the Wibulnibs ended up as polar bear food.
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