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Jubal
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October 17, 2018, 09:42:54 PM »
Me.
If money is the root of all evil, what are the leaves?
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October 17, 2018, 10:55:05 PM »
Misdemeanors.
How much land do I need to plant sorghum?
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October 17, 2018, 11:21:48 PM »
None, you can grow it in a pot.
Why is light so light?
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October 17, 2018, 11:30:49 PM »
Because it's bright.
Why is Joe Buck such a douche?
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October 17, 2018, 11:33:10 PM »
Because Jane Doe left him for another deer.
Oh dear, dear, I hit a deer, dear, but why, dear, did I not pay so dear for the deer I nearly hit?
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October 17, 2018, 11:52:20 PM »
Because your bear drank all your beer.
If you get into a showdown with a rabbit is it a hare-y situation?
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October 17, 2018, 11:59:15 PM »
No. Rabbits are not hares.
Why are there bricks above my head?
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October 18, 2018, 12:10:05 AM »
Because you're just another brick in the wall.
Why does it cry, Smeagol?
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October 18, 2018, 10:07:05 AM »
Smeagol isn't here, Cowman. Smeagol's dead.
Who is the cowman now, man?
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October 18, 2018, 11:48:51 AM »
An udder.
Why is the temperature literally freezing?
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October 18, 2018, 03:28:32 PM »
Because it's cold.
Why does there always have to be background noise on public transport?
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October 18, 2018, 07:03:10 PM »
Because it's where the public sometimes are, and they can be a noisy bunch.
In Jack and the beanstalk, the giant says "fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an English man". Can someone explain why the giant didn't say "fee fi fo fan"? It would have made a better rhyme and it's not like the giant needed to come up with a real word...
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October 18, 2018, 07:49:42 PM »
He's a giant, not Shakespeare...
Is the sequel to "Of mice and men" "Of cats and women"?
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October 24, 2018, 03:52:34 PM »
No, that's the prequel. The sequel is "Of beetles and babies".
Why can't I speak to ducks?
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You can, they just pretend not to hear you, because they are really rude...
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