Would you rather?

[comrade_general]

No Africa. (you're welcome, debux )

No California or No New York (state)?

[Dimos]

No New York (State). California is the surfing paradise...

Would you rather be a Pangolin or an Armadillo?

[Pentagathus]

Pangolins aren't profanities so them.
Girl with pretty face and average body or the other way around (hint, the 1st one is the correct answer)

[Jubal]

Pretty face and average body, definitely.

Would you rather be a duck or a goose?

[Silver Wolf]

A goose.
Much more graceful.

Would you rather be a tapeworm or an intestinal worm?

[Jubal]

Intestinal worm. Muahahaha.

Be a trooper in Rome: Total War or a peasant in Mount & Blade?

[Dimos]

Peasant at M&B. At least there I could win some bandits, take their equipment, then slay some deserters, take theirs, then sell the rest of the loot and the I could buy some decent armour and become a noble Duke or King. I can't do that being a trooper in RTW.

Heads or Tails?

[Silver Wolf]

Heads.
Not a huge fan of tails and furries.
If you know what I'm talking about.

Crocs or red cowboy boots for your next night out?

[Jubal]

Owch. Cowboy boots since it's too cold for crocs.

Byzantines or Crusaders?

[Othko97]

Byzantines.

Eaten by a crocodile while wearing cowboy boots, or eaten by a cowboy while wearing crocs?

[Jubal]

Crocodile would probably do a quicker job.

Game of Thrones or LOTR?

[Scarlet]

Lord of the Rings.
Actually, more of a Game of Colleges girl myself.

Pokemon or Dragons?

[Jubal]

Dragons! 

Rowan Williams or Benedict XVI?

[Scarlet]

Rowan Williams

Little Matty Groves or Lord Donald?

[Jubal]

Lord Donald, because he doesn't die. And kicks ass better.  (But probably Matty really)

The Silmarillion or The Hobbit?