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The shortest, scariest story ever told.
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The shortest, scariest story ever told.
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September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM »
"We need to talk."
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Jubal
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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
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September 30, 2016, 11:07:19 PM »
I raise you:
"Out of milk"
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Never had milk to begin with.
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Jubal
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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
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October 01, 2016, 10:32:37 AM »
Disappoint.
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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
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October 18, 2016, 10:44:22 PM »
Quote from: comrade_general on September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM
"We need to talk."
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Agreed. Also, 'Have you got a minute?' 'Can I just see you for a minute?' and other such variations.
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"Rail replacement bus service"
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January 11, 2018, 11:03:37 PM »
In much the same vein as the above: "Flight delayed."
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5 unread messages: "Call me." - Mum
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"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl
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