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Caradìlis
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 31, 2018, 06:22:39 PM »
Correct, I am the most heartless creature ever to walk the earth...
Why is the raven like a writing desk?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 31, 2018, 06:35:29 PM »
Both are featured in an oft-repeated nonsense question.
Why is a crow like a kitchen table?
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March 31, 2018, 07:06:48 PM »
Neither can sing...
Why is the tea always gone?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 31, 2018, 07:08:48 PM »
China hoards it.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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March 31, 2018, 07:15:39 PM »
Of course, I am a witch after all...
Why did I have to grow up?
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March 31, 2018, 07:24:42 PM »
You didn't no one forced you to.
What color is red?
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March 31, 2018, 08:07:06 PM »
*sung dramatically*
THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!
Why aren't guitars made of cheese?
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March 31, 2018, 08:30:37 PM »
Because no one likes string cheese...
Why are people?
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March 31, 2018, 09:34:43 PM »
They are unpeople from the city of country.
Are gummy bears/worms alive?
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March 31, 2018, 09:43:05 PM »
Yes, you can hear them scream tiny squishy screams while biting their heads off...
Are stars real?
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March 31, 2018, 09:52:57 PM »
Stars are like trees.
Why do rivers smell?
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March 31, 2018, 10:07:20 PM »
Because they cannot see.
Are walls in any way similar to Julius Caesar?
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March 31, 2018, 10:24:00 PM »
Only at night when the ducks cry about chocolate.
What is this sentence about?
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March 31, 2018, 11:01:49 PM »
Fractals.
Why am I a trireme?
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March 31, 2018, 11:18:57 PM »
Because you are Boaty McBoatface.
Why am I a beef cow?
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