Author Topic: Bar Fight Arena (Read 84859 times)

Tom · « **Reply #360 on:** April 12, 2014, 06:45:01 PM »

You succeed, separating my head from my body with a savage forehand. I bumble over to it, pick it up and screw it back on.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #361 on:** April 13, 2014, 01:27:07 AM »

I chuck you a tennis bat and unscrew my head and serve it to you.

Tom · « **Reply #362 on:** April 13, 2014, 01:09:11 PM »

I volley your head out of the window and charge at you, beating you with my tennis 'bat'.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #363 on:** April 13, 2014, 09:59:04 PM »

I shield myself with my hands as I ran out the door and look for my missing head.

Tom · « **Reply #364 on:** April 14, 2014, 09:44:29 AM »

I throw the racket after you and start throwing cricket balls at you.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #365 on:** April 14, 2014, 09:43:17 PM »

I pick up the racket you threw at me thinking it's my head and screw it back on. I can see!

Tom · « **Reply #366 on:** April 15, 2014, 08:10:50 AM »

The cricket balls punch right through your new face and come out the other side.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #367 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:04:04 AM »

But every hole in the racket is an eye.

Jubal · « **Reply #368 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:58:21 PM »

I continue to sit behind the bar, coolly sipping an orange juice.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #369 on:** July 08, 2014, 12:29:32 AM »

I get bored of waiting for Tom to physical abuse me and join you with some milk.

Tom · « **Reply #370 on:** July 08, 2014, 08:31:16 AM »

I sit down and order a lager.

Gmd · « **Reply #371 on:** July 08, 2014, 02:26:19 PM »

I Sit down order a lager, down it, then tap Khan on the shoulder in a angry stance.

Tom · « **Reply #372 on:** July 08, 2014, 03:45:00 PM »

I stand up and throw my bar stool at GMD pre-emptively.

comrade_general · « **Reply #373 on:** July 08, 2014, 04:38:38 PM »

I dip Tom into the french fry oil.

You guys just don't get it do you? I'm not stuck in here with you - YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME!

Tom · « **Reply #374 on:** July 08, 2014, 05:15:30 PM »

I take a bite out of my fried flesh and hit you with a skillet.

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