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Exilian Pub Out Of Context
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Jubal
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Exilian Pub Out Of Context
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April 28, 2023, 07:31:47 PM »
A thread for quotes from Exilian pubs, contextlessly
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kjelda
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April 28, 2023, 08:54:40 PM »
"Do you feel like you've taken a trip to Beavertown?" "I don't know, what does Beavertown taste like?"
and also, "people think too much about what to do when life gives you lemons, and not enough about what happens when death gives you lemons."
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you can't make an omelet without breaking a few metaphors.
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April 28, 2023, 10:13:41 PM »
"Is base 10 the entire cause for global warming?"
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kjelda
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April 28, 2023, 10:20:00 PM »
also "crawling out of the bathtub like a wyrm" is the title of my rap album
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Re: Exilian Pub Out Of Context
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April 29, 2023, 12:20:09 AM »
"I am distraught that you weren't paying attention when I found chicken police."
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April 29, 2023, 01:08:13 AM »
"stabbing yourself doesn't, in fact, help"
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April 30, 2023, 11:42:02 PM »
I'm kind of cursing that we didn't come up with this earlier (credit I think goes to Spritelady for the idea). Definitely planning to keep this thread going
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May 01, 2023, 01:38:49 AM »
I am now going to start a movement to genetically engineer future humanity to have 4 digits on each hand, and 4 toes on each foot.
Thus allowing us to naturally count in octal (hands) or hexadecimal (hands and feet).
Therefore both solving global warming (ha), and allowing a far more seamless transition into cyborgs.
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May 01, 2023, 09:04:40 AM »
There's got to be some very odd human in the longtermism movement with a ton of money and very little sense who would actually fund that.
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kjelda
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May 25, 2023, 09:52:04 PM »
"I'm not averse against Belgium."
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May 25, 2023, 09:55:21 PM »
"Discussing the Cambridge bookshop and being dangled out of a window reminded me that I have a specific experience in common with King Charles."
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Re: Exilian Pub Out Of Context
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May 25, 2023, 09:55:45 PM »
Quote from: kjelda on May 25, 2023, 09:52:04 PM
"I'm not averse against Belgium."
Shortly preceded by "Do you want Belgium? This is how you get Belgium!"
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May 25, 2023, 10:01:31 PM »
on James' orders: "You don't need a daddy to drop you on your head."
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May 25, 2023, 10:18:39 PM »
"Africa is just a very large dinosaur"
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May 25, 2023, 11:14:42 PM »
"Foot curry can't hurt you"
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