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Well it is my extreme pleasure to inform you all that on the 27th of October, my brother's birthday, Satan gave birth to two tiny little kittens at 2 am in my sister's wardrobe. So possibly in Narnia. It is rather amusing because both Satan and her brother, Fenix were born on the 9th of October which is my sister's birthday. Anyway, carry on,
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