Because science has always been green. Science is only ever green. Do not question the green-ness of science. It has always been this way. Contemplating the red science would be bad. There is no such thing as the red science. Think only on the green science, which is the only kind of science. It is important that science is green. Do not try to fight against this realisation. Nothing is being concealed from you. Science is green. Science is green. Science is green.
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