Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

You have to join me on tour. As my support act, forever. Fair is fair

I wish I was a better storyteller.

[Othko97]

You now have a storytelling component to the perpetual tour

I wish I was more creative.

[Jubal]

You have to do the song and story writing for the perpetual tour.

I wish it was less cold here.

[Othko97]

Your location spontaneously heats to 10000K, incinerating him and everything nearby.

I wish my workload was a little lighter.

[Jubal]

Everything you are trying to work on is no longer affected by gravity and has the density of a vacuum. Good luck trying to catch it as it continuously flies out of reach.

I wish it was 24 degrees celsius (that's +24, not -24) in my room.

[Othko97]

Everything in the room also becomes 24 degrees celsius to prevent heat transfer. As a result your internal body temperature cools to 24 degrees celsius, the enzymes keeping you alive denature and you tragically die.

I wish I could sing.

[Jubal]

You become able to sing, at a very mediocre level. It is underwhelming.

I wish the ambient air temperature in my room was 24 degrees celsius (that's still +24, not -24).

[Othko97]

The ambient air temperature becomes 24 degrees celsius. For an entire picosecond, after which it drops down to 1K, freezing you and everything else.

I wish I didn't have a 9am start tomorrow.

[Jubal]

You get an 8:30am start tomorrow instead.

I wish I didn't have a start at 9am tomorrow or at any time prior to that point

[Othko97]

You lose the 9am start due to being kicked off your course, the reason being irresponsible Exilian posting.

I wish my Tuesday was not as busy...

[Jubal]

Your Tuesday has nothing happening in it, you go mad from boredom.

I wish I could function better whilst sleep deprived.

[Othko97]

You no longer sleep, causing death from sleep deprivation.

I wish my probability lecturer was less boring.

[Jubal]

He becomes a pyromaniac and burns down the whole city.

I wish my washing up was done already.

[Othko97]

It's done, but so poorly you have to do it again anyway.

I wish term was finished already.

[Jubal]

You time travel forwards to when term is finished. You overshoot to 1 day before the next term starts.