King of the Hill

[comrade_general]

The dragons cook the armadillos inside their shells and eat them until they get fat and die of diabetes.

My hill.

[Jubal]

You also get tempted by armadillo-meat and get diabetes.

My hill.

[comrade_general]

Hank Hill does my grilling, so I can take my time and savor the meal.

My hill.

[Jubal]

Bacon pancakes.

My hill.

[Othko97]

I build a bigger hill.

My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I arrive.

My hill.

[Jubal]

I politely but firmly ask you to depart.

My hill.

[Glaurung]

I passively-aggressively lurk until you take the hint and leave.

My hill

[Jubal]

I fail to take a hint.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i passed go!

that'll be one hill please!

[Jubal]

You land on the jail square. My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i break out and form a military junta, over throwing the greedy capitalist society and becoming the el presidente!

my hill!

[Jubal]

Your economy tanks under the crippling weight of US sanctions, and eventually a democratic revolution ensues, which I lead.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i form a special strike team of the best of the best. revolutionary heroes of the rebellion of the hill, such as; Banana Blaster, Mango Mann, the War-berry, and Boot Juice

we exercise several decades of grievous conflict but in the end we won.. we finally..

have liberated the hill!

my hill!

[Jubal]

I hire writers from Marvel who dramatically reveal that everyone was working for the opposite side to the one they were assumed to be working for.

My hill!