You eat the dubious sandwich. The FLERTWURF FUNGUS on it destroys the parasite, dying in the process!
You'd probably gain some experience points now or something, but this place doesn't have that mechanic. This is the real world, BEESNOT LUMPWAGON, not some kind of GAME!
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Okay, I take that back, this is a game. But the point is still the same.
What would you like to do now?
> BEESNOT: Observe floor> BEESNOT: Observe ceiling> BEESNOT: Observe chutes> BEESNOT: Observe the law
INVENTORY
- Snotty Pritt Stick
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