Write an outrageous lie (or even more outrageous truth) about whoever posted last. Are they secretly in love with Thatcher? Did THEY cause 9/11?
Up to you...
Its incredible you guys arent aware that Jubal is wanted in several countries for rape and murder, few people also know that hes Brit's (spears) new lover. :P
PC? You really don't know who President Bush's internet alter ego is?
Damn! ma seecrets been revealed, back to Crawford Laura. [/texan accent]
PC is actually Santa
Santa = Satan
same letters, same guy
Comrade is afraid of .'s after emoticons!
:blink:.
Son of the King = Knife snot hog
did u know pc has to have some1 else type for him on his computer because he has no fingers :o
GMD is the world's smallest man. He types by juping onto the correct key.
Jubal keeps a frozen squirrel under his pillow.
CG is afraid of removing the _ from his name ;)
Also, how come youve got a blue name? Never noticed it before.
It's 20+ posts I think.
You've never seen it because people get made civs so fast atm.
PC is actually a PC. He's so smart he decided for himself he couldn't be asked to pass the Turing Test and went on Exilian instead.
seems rather awkward, colored names should be given to civs and staff IMO
Yeah, I never got round to removing it, I was going to though.
did you know that Jubal was Mr Fen 2007
even though he lost the last few years to a Raft Spider
Dripping D doesnt want you to know why the D is dripping
comrade_general is actually a cow from the kgb
now you know the secret, now you must die
(http://www.takegreatpictures.com/content/images/Secret_Agent_Cow.jpg)
Comrade_General is not infact Angus Beef, but a chemical substitute.
did you know that PC is an assasin in his spare time
did you know htat dripping ds avitar it atually a picture of him (dude bad hair problem) :D
did you know that gmd's avatar actually ended up on the plate of a little chinese bloke in his local happy palace
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bet you never knew dripping d is the 'little chinese bloke in his happy palace'
im not chinese
(plz stop asking bout missing cat, me no see it, but got new order of rice with surprise meat)
Gmd was the person who turned the duck in to the happy palace
When Dripping D's, D drips, it runs down his forehead! :lol:
did you know that Vile Shrubo was the inventor of the lightbuld and carries one of the largest in the world on his head
My chord to turn it on is massive, but drippy's, on his forehead is so small you need to use a microscope-ontop of another microscope just to see it! :o
i dont know why i would need a chord but being a lizard vile shrubo lacks a penis
You take your stepsis's thongs off!
i dont hav a step-sis....
did you know vile shrubo's lizardman general is currently down a giants trousers
Drippy's giant is like him, likes to put men down his trousers!
bet you could guess but vile shrubo is queer
Yayyyy my posts are going up, anyway,
Drippy dripped on his step-sister to be!
sick man shes josh's anyway
banned for being obsessed with my to-be step-sis
Were on lies not banned!
did you know i did make a mistake and VS missed out on a chance to lie about me
Drippy has a fetish over LADDERS.
VS has a fetish over bright lights
(like a moth)
Drippy's so dumb he cant tell the difference between a ladder and a fence.
well a fence is ladder on its side
VS was married to the eifel tower but then had an affair with the CN tower
Drippy has man-boobs/Moobs
VS has bigger MOOBS than glover
Drippy's moobs are bigger than jordans boobs!
but their fake
VS moobs are bigger than lucy pinders big natural boobs
Your moobs are bigger than a planet.
VS moobs are so big that they strtch to the end of the universe (where i hear is a nice cafe) and all other dimensions
Dripping D's avatar is actually a picture of himself ;).
son of the king holds the world record for the most stairs eaten in transit between two escalators (I know pretty incredible)
stormcloud's avatar is curreently having an affair with the pig (his wife being the cat) and has pimped his pea green boat up with 30 speakers and 5 sub-woofers
Drippys jealous of storm's boat
Viles is jealous of Drippings moobs
storms jealous of my moobs
Vile Shrubo's avatar just missed the height requirements to destroy New York/Tokyo.
PC often wanders around dressed like his avatar
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/headshot-snipe-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Dam Right :ph43r:
did you no that PC is actually a Dolly Parton inpersonater
and he works 9 till 5 hehe (bad pun)
dripping d has proved, experimentally, his signature
stormcloud is atually an giant ant who kills people at night lol
GMD was in his secret cave with an army of ducks when he typed his last reply
CN2 is currently in a legal battle against amnesty international because they wrapped his avatar in barbed wire
Dripping D has met King Louie from the jungle book, his avatar is a photo of said monkey king....
.....he has let himself go.....
I did not post last
Stormcloud tried to molest a child with a spoon for not building a big enough sand castle in the sand pit...
God thats wired
CN2 can spell weird correctly
Dammit I always get that wrong...
Hmm wierd..no wired..no..weird...YES!
Oh ya btw stormcloud just told me that he like to eat slugs on his pizza.
CN2 has severe hydrophobia hence why he hasn't put himself out
Stormcloud is in fact the very pyromaniac who origanally set CN2 on fire
Dripping D proves everything
The only thing he cant prove is Stormcloud,as there is nothing to prove.
hell yeah, only innocence can prove me :huh: that really sounds weird
CN2 is entering the 2012 Olympics as the torch
I HAVETH BEEN PUT OUTETH TOUGH!
CN2 is wanted for putting out the future 2012 olympic torch, Olympic Officials want him dead or alive.
Private Clark is one of the actors from doctor who,and he didnt want to take the gas mask off from the episode ww2 with Christopher Ecclston.
CN2 played a vital part in the construction of a giant dodo sculpture
stormcloud smothered the pussycat with honey, and took all the money for himself
That isnt actualy Andalus in his avatar.
Damn, how did you find me out?
Private Clark used to be a Major, but was demoted for inappropriately touching the General's Labrador
That gold linning on the helmet isnt really gold.... its brass.
W00T 500th Post
Thats not really your 500th post,Jubal changed your tally to make you feel happy.
CN2 doesn't truly exist, he is actually a glitch in the matrix
Stormcloud is the old woman form the Matrix (Oracle?)
CN2 is actually my father, by means of an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.
Andalus has modded Rome:TW to make all spear units do a pole dance as form of attack
Stormcloud downloaded that mod
and Private Clark is aroused by it...
Quote from: "Andalus"CN2 is actually my father, by means of an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.
Zaphod is teh awesumne$$. Internets to you for the quote.
Jubal has probems with his keyboards s key
But stormcloud does not need the keyboard,he looks at the screen and the words appear. 0o0ohhh
CN2 has major problems with belly button lint
Stormcloud put me on fire again! Yes it was he who did it the first time!
CN2 is a self harmer and a pyromaniac, he is on fire cause he likes it
SC is his pyromaniac teacher.
And,well..lets just say Private Clark likes to burn little stuff with a magnifing glass.
like CN2s tiny c....... no that disturbed and wrong
CN2 is amazed by the advert at the bottom of the page
But I like making lots of moniez...
In Stormclouds avartar,the eyes are his in real life edited in.
CN2s full name is Christopher Norman Nicholas Squash
stormcloud is afraid of water
Andalus is afraid that the TV wants to kill him
Stormcloud is afraid his barbies are going to kill him...
CN2 does a celebratory dance every time they mention death on the news
stormcloud is responsible for nearly every death heard on the news
comrade general lead the Russian counter attack against Georgia
SC is the one man Gerogian army and is jealous of CG.
PC is rumored to be one of the democrats tipped to be vice president if Obama is President
Dripping D writes news stories for the Daily Sport
Stormcloud features on paeg 3 of the Daily Sport
Andalus features on the Daily Sports free DVDs
SC features in the "Rejected" page of Maxim Magazine.
Private Clark is a teacher and he likes to play classical music to annoy his students ( I do actually have a teacher that does that :blink: )
CN2 jumps of a different cliff every second Thursday of every other month during years divisible by four
Stormcloud thinks there is a boogy man hiding in his closet,when in fact he keeps a gypsy in there.
CN2 often frequents the dodgier parts of Grimsby on the look out for competitive cheese racers, in the hope that he will add to his pet cheeses, Pongy LeWendslydale, world record winning streak
I don't want to revive this thread
stormcloud is atually Steven Hawkin!
Gmd is really a swan who fantasises over being a duck
GMD lives in my duckpond!
EDIT; beaten to it.
Jubal lives in his duckpond as well
And stormcloud feasts on the spiders living in the duck pond.
and CN2 feasts on the snails in said duck pond
At least I dont *ahem* lick out the shells *calls*
Yeah you crunch on them
ewww
Hear all about it! Stromcloud killed a land owner of the so called Boozer!
Hear all about it, CN2 arrested for murder, original suspect released :)
Hear all about it I murdered Stromcloud,he is now undead!
CN2's rabbits are undead
But they are still fluffy unlike your kittens.
You dance around nude to entertain your relatives
Stormcloud dances around in a clown's costume to try to entertain people.
Andalus dances around in a Tony Blair suit to try bore people
Stormcloud has a pet pidgin, which he is traing to be a hyper assassin.
CN2 has a pet ice bear that he's training not to eat him
stormcloud is a genetically enhanced ice bear!
Gmd is a genetically enhanced bagel
Stormcloud thinks a bagel is a a type of dog.
Andalus thinks a cat is a type of biscuit
Stormcloud doesn't realise a cat is a type of cheesecake, stupid! :P
andalus' real face is this: :flashy: wow how u change colour like that :lol:
Gmd has an unhealthy obbsession with ducks.....
Hey Dripp, we are supose to tell outrageous lies not the truth.
<_<
Zibbit is most definitely NOT a hypocrite for not telling an outrageous lie.
Andalus is really a duck but doesn't want to admit it!
Gmd is really a fox and is using his disguise as a duck to groom young ducks
Dripping D is really a ginger biscuit.
Lol'd.
Andalus is the prophet of Banjhulu.
(Google Order of the Stick if ya don't get the reference)
Jubal has always got something constuctive and usefull to do ( this is a lie remember)
Dripping D has a suit for his avatar
stormcloud has a full wardrobe for his avatar
Dripping D has underpants with is avatar on
stormcloud has a bra with his avatar on
(ha beat that)
Dripping D has a mankini with his avatar on (link) (http://coffeesnobs.com.au/attachments/mankini.jpg)
stormcloud has his avatar painted on the front of his house
Dripping D has a naughty blow up doll of his avatar
lol you fool i am my avatar
stormcloud has an inappropriate obect *ahem* in the style of his avatar
exactly, you love yourself too much
Dripping D has converted an orc to look like his avatar
stormcloud has converted a guardsman to look like his avatar
Dripping D has converted a bedroom into a shrine for his avatar
stormcloud is the worlds greatest fan of desperate housewives
2nd place goes to his avatar
Dripping D is the number one fan of Jeremy Kyles guests
finally people he can view as equals
stormcloud is the man that went on trisha to cure his fear of scotch eggs (true no joke)
Dripping D was refused a place on Jeremy Kyle because his story was just to appalling
stormcloud is the sole subscriber to 'what celebs do at 0:00am on a Sunday' magasine
Dripping D writes and published the magazine 'dancing on melted ice'
stormcloud was this years reasonably sane guest on 'C4's Mental Asylum' aka 'Big Brother'
only to be voted out in the first few seconds
Dripping D was rejected as a Big Brother contestant for being too crazy
Stormcloud thought Animal Farm was a pop-up book for children.
Andalus has an iron heart. He broke it when his mum forgot to tuck him in. ( heart not lung :P )
CN2 has a steel jaw due to trying to bite a honey badger
Dripping D has a steel finger because he was inappropriately probing a dogs mouth
stormcloud has a golden *ahem* due to an unfortunate smelting accident
(hes also from Holland isnt that weird?)
Dripping D is actually the most active person here, he has two accounts stormcloud is the other
OMG how did you find out?
stormcloud is actually Paris Hilton
Ergo, so is Dripping D.
jubal is in fact Jackie Chan
DD is infact the sushi guy who lives down my road.
CN2 is in fact a bodyguard for someone already (grrr)
Yes I am, Zibbit in fact. But im shareable!
Goldy is really made of silver
what, never!
CN2 is really GMDs duckguard
goldy is in fact a duck of Gmd's
DD is in fact CN2's bodyguard
gold is in fact my bodyguard
but me weak..
DD is in fact everyone's bodyguard
goldy is in fact the woman from 'the bodyguard'
(and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will al... etc.)
People still don't know whether DD is alien or just a savaged animal
and you never shall!!!
goldy is in actuallt a paper man
and you are actually a stick man
but noo im an ape
goldy is a human (remember topic title)
DD is an ape from mars
goldy is a giant spagehtti monster
DD is a chef who cooks pasta in Italy
goldy cooks suishi in japan
DD cooks Fish and Chips in England
goldy cooks frogs in spain
DD is a monster!
gmd is a chicken
Dripping D is quite nice, really.
Dripping D is my bodyguard too
Stormcloud is so blind he cannot see his own nose in front of him
Andalus can't see through that big fat helmet of his
Goldy can't move. He has no legs.
Jubal has no.... arms!so he can't hold anything
how does he type?
goldy has no feet
DD has no heart (he is mutant)
goldy has 4 stomachs OMG hes a cow
DD has 4 of EVERYTHING! Even fingers...*ahem...*
CN2 has a regular number of everything, including brain cells
Stormcloud only has one braincell, which is used to type.
CN2 has a fully operational brain
Dripping D lacks a brain
Stormcloud has a heart
DD's heart is made of cold, evil stone!
Cn2 doesn't have a...
*tries to think of organ*
thyroid gland?
Whats that...
Jubal has no nose!
jubal has an IQ of 140+
And DD has an IQ of 1.40+
CN2 has a 2 digit IQ
aww man :(
Dripping D's real name is Drooping D
CN2 is really BM5
DD is really Grumpy D
goldy is in fact bronzy
the Dripping Dead........
goldydruelz
'Dripping' D is telling someone off for drooling?
uummm yeh
Lol...
Jubal thing LOL means lick our lobes...
CN2 was CN4 but he got his salary cut.
Jubal thinks that salary is a vegtable
and SC thinks vegetables are man made...
CN2 has a fear of vegetables
Goldy has a fear of cuddly bears.
CN2 is a bear (a big ugly one at that)
Goldy hunts bears with a lazer gun, he is half the reason for deforestation.
CN2 can spell every word in the dictionary correctly
(with spell checker lol)
Dripping wants to be like yoooou *doopdedoo* he wants to walk like you talk like you yooooooou
Stormcloud knows every word of The Jungle Book by heart
Andalus knows every word of the little mermaid movies off by heart
stormcloud is the little mermaid
Gmd is the crab, he is not a duck.
how dare you lol
CN2 is weird because he has lots of stuff about pentagthus on his sig(i know how dare pentagthus)
Gmd is not weird.
CN2 is a space man
stormcloud is an earth dude
DD is a wannabe warlock
Gmd is a full time member of the rocky horror show
DD tryed to set him self on fire to be warm for the rest of his life like his post says (stupid ha?)
gmd has relised the harsh way his sig ducks like to bite ppl who talk to them and ppl dont look the same way to you if you talk to ducks
DD's a orangutan
i no
Gmd has no human friends
Dripping D has no duck friends
But i his friend lol
Zibbit cant spell
Gmd can quack the alphabet
Dripping D can't count to thirty three point five four zero one seven nine.
jubal can recite pi to its 500th digit
No idea who juabl is, but good for him.
what are you on about
*snigger*
Dripping D says snigger when he sniggers.
CN2 plays a violin when hes sad
Dripping D cannot play a violin.
CN2 can play a violin!! (he wishes!)
goldyrulez actualy means that goldy measures things
And SC means a stormy cloud
anc CN2 means canned neurotic v2
:o!!
Stormcloud really has a butler typing all his posts.
CN2 has his mum type his posts
DD shot a man just to watch him die
Then Zibbit shot DD in protest
but the gun misfired, exploded and burned Andalus in the face, which is why he waers the helmet
It only misfired because stormcloud loaded it wrong
and he only loaded it wrong because Andulas had clawed out one of SC eyes
no body in the universe knows what the d in Dripping D atually stands for
we can only guess
Gmd is often incredibly far from the truth as a few people on this forum know what it stands for
dripping D is a stupid idiot for not telling me :lol:
Gmd is incredibly dumb for not asking :P
And both of you are sill because I feel like it :lol:
CN2 enjoys confusing us with words like 'sill'
DD just declared WAR!
http://www.animationarcade.com/animation/war.html (http://www.animationarcade.com/animation/war.html)
CN2 is a warmonger
Indeed I am
no one knows what CN2 did to gain the trust of his rabbits
we can only guess
lol @ this theme, I like it good one Gmd
No one knows if SC washes his hands when he goes to the toilet.
no one knows if CN2 has energy legs
no one knoes if Stormcloud drinks SHOCKLATE! and has 400 babies.
no one knows how far behind the rest of the internet CN2 is
no body knows what time zone SC lives in
No one knows if DD is a super intelligent ourangatang(sp)
nobody knows if CN2 will ever complete a sentance without spelling mistakes
no one knows if Dripping D intended to be a hypocrite (it's spelt sentence not an a in sight)
No one knows quite what stormcloud is
no one knows quite where Andalus place his thing that he had just the night before
I do I do!
No one knows how Stormcloud was introduced to the internet. Some people say he found it in a bush while taking his owl for a walk.
(There are NO spelling mistakes in this one:P)
but CN2's grammer is still dodgy (bit picky but i do believe it is whilst not while)
Dripping D is an english teacher, and it can be either
Stormcloud likes to eat honey with bees stuck in it.
CN2 likes baby oil on his food (olive oil comes from olives, sunflower oil from sunflowers so baby oil from..... :blink:)
SC eats babies.
CN2 eats avatars
Andalus eats sushi.
Jubal eats leaves
SC eats worms
Dripping D eats taps
Stormcloud gobbles owls
CN2 gobbles rabbits
Dripping D gobbles gobblers
SC gobbles CN2
Quote from: "Dripping D"CN2 gobbles rabbits
How dare you! :o
DD likes to tell little children horror stories.
how do you know that?
CN2 likes to tell children where babies come from
DD doesnt know where babies come form.
"Come here DD I have something to tell you"
5 MINS LATER
"*SQUEAL!*"
CN2 is secretly a Micheal Jackson fan
DD is secretly Michael Jackson.
CN2 is in secret the sole bidder for Neverland
And DD is captain Hooks monkey.
CN2 is Gary Glitter's online identity
ooooh burned XD
Dripping D is a pedo baiter (it's funny)
Stormcloud is very fond of the chicken language.
CN2 is fond of the chicken dance
SC tells chickens where baby chickens come from.
Andauls is like the stig, he NEVER takes his helmet off.
CN2 is like a rabbit, he never poops inside
Stormcloud like a rabbit eats his own...stuff...
(Ill have you know my wabbits are potty trained :lol: )
CN2 is like an owl, his head can rotate over 180 degrees, but its not good for him
stormcloud is like a rabbit and drops his stomach when someone says boo!
Dripping D can swing from tree to tree
SC cloud goes around shouting AAAHHH AH AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! whilst beating his chest
DD does the same but won't admit it.
Jubal is extremely annoyed that i have nearly as many posts as him
DD is MORE annoyed there's now a 13 post gap.
Jubal only started posting alot because he was jealous of my activity on this site
Dripping D smells odd, odd people beware, he can hunt you down :ph43r:
stormcloud smells of odd
I know where you are stormcloud
Dripping D keeps an eye on the odd ones, but he has run out of eyes now
Stormcloud has no eyes
Andalus' head is actually a helmet similar to his avatar. Infact, his avatar is a self portrait.
Andalus has no face
SC has no kidneys
Dripping D has no spleen
Sotrmcloud has no thyroid gland.
Jubal can spell my name correctly
Stormcloud *ahem* 'bribed' Jubal to make him Magister whatsit
Andalus is just jealous that he didn't bother entering
Stormcloud is secretly hiring a hitman to silence Andalus :ph43r:
DD is that hitman
Andalus, under strange circumstances, will no longer be able to post ;) :ph43r:
Neither will DD, because I just tipped the cops off.
. . .
Andalus is going to have a perculiar run in with a horse's head
DD is going to have a mundane run-in with a sheep's backside
Andalus has a pet honey badger
DD has 10 million pet monkeys, who are currently writing their own version of Hamlet
Andalus was sold to DD as one of those monkeys and all his posts are a collaborative effort by him and his 9,999,999 fellows
Stormcloud has an army of 1 billion banking owls that are the main reason for the credit crunch
DD has one solitary ant as his main friend and ally....
goldyrulez had two stickmen as friends, till he hung one
(crying) it was accidentally....
SC has 2 ants which is better than DD
Goldyrulez should have used a rubber earlier, an innocent live could have been saved
was that a euphinism...
SC has a small army of hackers that can only speak l33t
Dripping D has a small army of peanuts that only speak to him
dammit how do you know about clyde and the rest.....
SC has never used a toilet properly
Dripping D doesn't use a bed properly
SC is still unable to come to terms with the concept of soap
DD is still trying to figure out how to activate the trigger mechanism on his door
SC pushes doors that say `pull`
I did that today, I fail :o
Andalus pushes people when they say Andy
I do that every day. Call me Drew, bitches.
SC pushes puffins off cliffs (For not being owls).
Andalus pushes monkeys of cliffs (For not being human)
SC is not human
I know, it's well established I am a hyper-intelligent owl.
Andalus is not "state the obvious" man
SC has in fact paid numerous admins to raise his post count
Dripping D was the guy who fell into the whale and also starred in Lemonparty.
Penty was the creator of lemonparty and is going to be unable to post for awhile of he doesnt shutup
Dripping D is this dude
(http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/gasprice-lemonparty.jpg)
DON'T GO TO THE ADDRESS PROVIDED, IT IS REALLY A SHOCK SITE
you have been warned
SC is not only an owl, he really is hyper-intelligent
Andalus is the sole reason I am not banning Penty right now
SC is the sole reason I keep my helmet on
Andalus makes soles for shoes
SC steals souls for Satan
Andalus steals souls for his personal use
SC stole my heart :wub:
:P
Andalus has no heart, he did, t'was tasty
SC has 2 hearts, 4 stomachs, 7 livers, 5.8 kidneys, and 0.67 brains.
Andalus has a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it
SC has got the heart of davy jones :wub:
I have dressed as a woman on 2 occasions and am planning on a 3rd.
ermm, penty enjoys wearing mens clothes?
SC enjoys wearing no clothes.
In public
I am an owl, why do I need clothes *ruffles feathers*
Andalus enjoys wearing no clothes, in the mens room
SC waits in the mens room so he can watch
Andalus enjoys hanging around toilets in Hyde Park (London)
Dripping D enjoys hanging from the trees
SC enjoys hanging from gallows, the sick little masochist
andalus likes to be 'hung like a donkey'
Dripping D likes to be 'shot like a deserter'
stormcloud shouts fire whilst on a firing line to try and get away
Dripping D can perfectly imitate an intelligent conversation
can i... i mean of course i can :rolleyes:
SC is still unable to fly out of the nest
cause I got arms and hand rather than wings, fingers iz gud
Dripping D can emulate Linux in his eyes
Stormcloud can emulate Dripping D's moobs
Andalus can emulate epic fail
Stormcloud IS epic fail
Andalus rides the failboat
Stormcloud is the not-so-proud owner of the failboat
Dripping D owns the failplane
SC is a major shareholder in the failplane's assets
Andalus is a majoe shareholder in the failboat's assets
Goldy is the failspeller
Sc is the failbuyer
Goldy is just a fail, nuff said.
CN2 is anti-lulz
SC is really brain dead
Andalus is "the stig"!
VS is Godzilla
andy is VS's mum
drippy is the 9th wonder of the world(ginger king kong)
VS is his own grandad (dont time travel)
DD is a Japanese samurai robot caused by Soviets meddling with time travel (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=199274)
Andy is .... missing a pancreas
DD is my missing pancreas
Andalus meant friend
SC has no friends
DD is a friend of Michael Jackson.
Err this is a lies thread cn2. Your supposed to lie eg
Drippy has never been known as mr hands.
Ohh in that case...
Penty is Michael Jacksons bets friend!
CN2 is not Micheal Jackson's best 'friend' (remember thread name)
Dripping D is relived I am getting to a different topic
SC wishes we were still talking about Michael Jackson
Andalus slides down the nile delta
stormcloud caused global warming.
vile shrubo is a cow emitting methane which is very bad for golbal warming (moo)
goldy is the main cause for deforestation he keeps using thousands of pieces of paper to make new avatars
Dripping D is directly effected by deforestation
Stormcloud's tree fell down in a storm so now he lives with Pooh Bear.
andalusis attually a single cell with only a mincroscopic brain
Gmd is a single cell without any brain
o soz andalus i was wrong u are just short not microscopic :lol:
Gmd likes to play 'hook a duck'
Andalus likes to play 'hooker for ducks'.
SC is a 'hooker for ducks'
Dripping D knows what happened to PC
SC was playing 'hooker for ducks' with PC.
Andalus was ducking but got goosed
Stormcloud is a turkey
Andalus is a good candidate for the post of MM
SC is the best MM there has ever been
Andalus is wrong
SC is right
DD is completeley and utterly mistaken
Andalus always gets it right
DD is scared of me
Andalus is scared of beards
Right...
SC is the owl that was scared f the dark
Andalus is scared of helmet polish
Dripping D likes do run around supermarkets shouting offences at any vegetable that is not on the shelves
SC ate all the pies
Andalus ate all the necrophiliacs.
Penthagathus is a necrophilliphilliac
Stormcloud is going to be the next President of the USA
andalus is going to be the next president of Zimbabwe
Goldy is going to spend he evening with the shrill cries of tortured grass
SC will be torturing the grass, so it gives the cows the shivers when they eat it, and he can have some milkshake.
omg lol that was genius
Andalus did not just do one of the best outrageous lies so far
Stormcloud does not appreciate true genius when he sees it
Andalus is truly undeserving of this praise but we should still give it to him and make this thread dull
Stormcloud doesn't understand sarcasm, wit, or any form of humour. That is why he is making this thread so dull.
Andalus is not a nice person.
Jubal is not a person
Andalus is a flying sheep
SC is a flying pig
Goldy is a flying ruler
Andalus is an ultra precise measuring tool with an accuracy of 1
SC is a measuring tool with an accuracy of 50 miles
Andalus is a broken tool
Goldy is yet to use a writing tool
DD is a bent tool
Goldy has no tool
andalus is the tool which nobody will ever use
Goldy is regularly used and abused
andalus is never used, just abused
By Goldy
by everyone on here
But mainly by Goldy.
And his tools
andy is still trying to figure out why he is never used
Goldy has talent and imagination
however stormcloud does not
Dripping D eats babies
Stormcloud has a giant castle in the clouds where he rains lightning down on poor unsuspecting hippos
Andalus as a small hole where he keeps all his worldly possessions, and he pays the mice to guard it
stormcloud killed a duck =[ :( :( :unsure:
Gmd eats ducks
DD breeds ducks to sell them on to Gmd at vastly extortionate prices
Andalus drinks duck blood
Stormcloud is a cross between a duck and an owl
Andalus has just eaten thirty five small adorable mice
Stormcloud never washes his toes so he can sell the cheese that grows there
Andalus buys and eats the cheese
Dripping D laughs at the word spool
SC laughs at the word jtdj
DD rejects your opinions
SC readily accepts them
That is why SC is such a terrible moderator
Andalus would make a terrible moderator
SC moderates the cheese output of little Swiss villages called Nachmunchenwistafheisel.
andalus has beholden the golden wonders of a leprechaun
SC is a secret agent for the protection of swiss toe cheese
CN2 has every respect for the musicians he quotes in his sig
Sc secretly wants to kil everything/everyone that is capable of making any musical sound.
CN2 believes that britney spears is a goddess
SC believes the X Factor is another name for Mount Olympus
Andals thinks Kerry Katona is an exemplary example of the perfect mother
SC agrees with him
PC is just like PG (peter griffin) but much less funny
Sormcloud once wedged 84 waffles down his boxers.
CN2 then readily ate the waffles
But then DD mugged me for the leftovers...
CN2 has eaten his rabbits
How dare you!
DD has eaten his mother...
CN2 is not a homicidal maniac
DD has a tendency to blow his head up.
CN2 has taken the SPANK the Monkey game to a whole new level
For DD its not just a game...
CN2 enjoys a good game of Whiff Waff now and again
DD invented Whiff Waff
im not tht old...
CN2 is in fact a member of Hamas
DD Is made of old human body parts from WWII
DD relishes though thought of waffle filled boxers.
Stormcloud is not dislexic(sp?) :blink:
CN2 it totally sane
and a nice, intelligent guy
SC can read who posted before him
DD did something to shange the order
SC shanges the way jhings are cpelt
DD needs help with certain things in life...
CN2 needs help....
Stormcloud is smelly
CN2 is noseless
How does he smell?
Terrible... (WHat a Laugh!)
Stromcloud invented that joke
CN2 invented 2
Stormcloud invented fail
So Andalus cold be appropriately described as a physical entity
Stormcloud is made of bacon, if he stays in heat too long he fizzles up
CN2 is made of a superfluid, and equalised himself within containers
srsly this stuff it bizarre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluid)
It's strange that I can remeber the BB code
Cool....
Stormcloud is fluffy all over
CN2 is hairy all over
Fluff is worse :P
Stormcloud has a bucket of toenails
CN2 tried to re-angle the cannon salute to hit the president.
Jubal was found with a violin case at the celebration.
CN2 has a bucket that once belonged to a lolrus
SC is stinky
CN2 eats babies
Stormcloud eats men
CN2 eats sea kittens
Stormcloud has a bouncy castle made of jelly to lure in little boys
Andalus lures in little somethings...
CN2 dances the funky chicken
Stormcloud was kidnapped as a kid. He was taken to Russia, where he became an outrageous whore.
Vadermath is a 83 year old man-whore
Once he arrived to Russia, stormcloud was portugaled by James Bond, hence came home from Russia with love.
Vadermath is clearly a pimp.
Hey, that's what first came to my mind, the rest of the story just rolled on :P
Vadermath is the illegitimate child of Princess Leia and Chewbacca.
Andalus is a clone of a half-mutated frog.
Back on topic, vadermath killed a fairy.
...in blind rage, after finding out that the goddamned fairy killed Jubal.
I object to the idea I got killed by a mere fairy. It was two fairies. And a gnome.
vadermath paid the gnome in the first place, then killed the fairies to cover up his crimes.
He knows about the gnome mafia!
*summons the lackeys*
Tony, get rid of him!
Vadermath is a massive perv with a dirty mind
Stormcloud brought him up that way.
Jubal was raised by psycho bears.
Your point being?
vadermath sent the bears psycho in the first place.
Jubal's real name is Labuj
CN2s' real name is 2NC
Stormcloud has no name, he just is .
CN2(2NC) had to come up with a new identity, after escaping Alcatraz. He was in there for 12 years for stealing candy from a baby.
That baby was vadermath... The candy was really nice ^^
CN2's new identity has a great name: E.T. or to his friends: It
Goldy is actually purple, because he really is comprised of gold nanoparticles
Stormcloud has joined with E.T, and they are now on the run from the government.
Vadermath likes to scream 'WWWWRRRRRRARAAAAAARRRRR!' in strangers faces.
Also, CN2 like to pretend he's a pirate.
vadermath likes t pretend he's E.T. and so picks up the phone a lot
Goldy is 11 ft tall
CN2 is a sexually molested candle.
Vadermath does not understand the deepness and morality of this candle.
CN2 is a portugaling candle freak (sorry for going of topic, this isn't actually a lie).
AND WOT!
Vadermath likes to wear Koala bears.
CN2 is a candle made of melted koalas...
Andalus secretly eats koalas. Not because he likes the taste, but because of his personal grudge against them. When he was 3, a koala bear came through his window, and raped him. Ever since, he swore to have his revenge on the nasty sexual buggers that they are.
vadermath is not as crude and vile as he seems
Stormcloud is more than meets the eye...
CN2 has never met the eye, since he became a pirate at a young age. Back then, anyone wanting to become a pirate would have to wear a patch, but only the guys without an eye. Therefore, he pulled his own eye out, put a bloody (literally) patch on it, and he screamed Arrrr, Matey! for 10 years. After this, he was thrown out of his gang when they wanted someone to walk the plank for fun. After being chosen for the honor, a shark ate his other eye, and so there was only one profession he could resort to now: being an eyeless, but crying candle.
vadermath is Luke's stepfather ........ vadermath : "Luke, I'm your stepfather!" - Luke : "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Silver wolf is Yoda's mother. She is a beautiful Twilek whore, whom Yoda's father met in a cantina on Corusant. Once he hired her, he portugaled her for 2 months, making the infamous Kessel Run on her. From so much portugaling, the Force arose in the baby, and hence the force-sensitive Yoda was born.
Can we keep PG13 here? Just a request to save my fried braincells.
Then I will not be coming up with such elaborate lies.
Vadermath is really 12 years old.
CN2 is really...Nah, I wont start another elaborate lie, about CN2's father being a secret CIA operative, going back in time, and killing all the neanderthals, so that humanity can survive. And I certainly won't be saying that a german team of scientists captured him on the way back, and that they made him a subject of many experiments that made him to be what he is today: The Hulk. Nah, I wont be pulling anything like that.
vadermath is a ping-pong ball.
That's not fair, since it isn't a lie.
That was a briliiant lie from vadermath
Again, not a lie. We seem to be getting into a little paradox here.
vadermath is a paradox unto himself
:), that's it. I'm ending the paradox right now!
Andalus is a world renown pig hater. When was 9, back at the farm,he was mean to all of the animals. Then the animals, suddenly gaining a large brain, made a conspiracy against him. The next day, a horse called Brad ran all over him, and while he was down the chickens changed his face expression using their beaks. And then the pigs came, and made him lick the mud and crap from their dirty bodies, resulting in his eternal hatred.
vadermath is 83 years old p0rn actress
Silver wolf eats staples
CN2 is more stupid than he looks
Stormcloud likes weasels!
Pizzadude got his name by being the worst Pizzaman in history. He was fired from numerous pizza places, and therefore he became a myth.
Vadermath is actually a beetle called Philip, who lives in the workings of a supercomputer in Mineapolis.
Jubal is in fact the main character from the award winning series Hello Kitty.
Your point being..?
Pizzadude hates cookies.
That isn't a lie! I cannot PM myself to say that I like cookies, and therefore it is impossible for me to like cookies. Meaning that I must hate them.
Also Jubal is not an admin.
Pizzadude is really a Doughnutdude
CN2 Is actually not a complete idiot.
Pizzadude works for the pizza mafia
CN2 is a pizza hater.
Vadermath works is a cookie factory, but to entertain himself he adds his own special 'ingredient' to the cookies.
And my biggest sale is CN2, who without knowing what the ingredient is, has come to adore my cookies.
Vadermath is not french
CN2 is not a member of Exilian.
Jubal is an admin.
Vadermath is an admin.
Jubal is a ninjapirate.
Vadermath is pure evil
That isn't a lie.
That was a lie
CN2 is a pathological liar
Jubal is a mass murderer.
Vadermath eats old people for lunch
CN2 eats babies for breakfast.
Vadermath eats middle aged people for elevensies
CN2 eats dogs with tea.
Vadermath dips rabbits into his coffee. EVIL!
CN2 dips himself into his coffee. I may be evil, but I'm not an idiot.
Vadermath doesnt know how to make coffee, he is not one of the art.
CN2 doesn't know how to make rabbits, he is one of the fart.
Vadermath is an expert guitarist
CN2 is the atomic number of plutonium
Andalus is 6x7
CN2 is a code for Crumbly Nachos Two, a mysterious new foodstuff being created by the CIA.
CIA is being sabotaged by Jubal.
Vadermath is the founder of the CIA
He knows. Kill him!
HahA! Try and catch me! With my bullet proof mac and overalls!
CN2 stole his bullet proof mac and overalls from Mary Poppins
That's not a lie now is it Andalus.
Andalus is in fact a region in Greece.
Pizzadude is a zombie.
Andalus has bullet proof skin.
CN2 is bald.
Vadermath is a 40 year old virgin
CN2 doesn't really exist.
Pizzadude is an axe-wielding maniac.
But I am!
Vadermath is in reality Mathvader.
Pizzadude is really a dudette
CN2 is secretly a computer.
Pizzadude is publicly an idiot.
Vader is Wilma the msn Robot :P
Cn2 is Bill gates
Jubal is George Bush on undercover mission
Quote from: "vadermath"Pizzadude is publicly an idiot.
The thread is about lies! Not the truth!
And SilverWolf is actually a magical beanstalk.
Pizzadude is on steroids
Silver Wolf is made out of steriods, and people eat him. Like the lynx advert.
CN2 is a transparent ghost like creature which over nighttime devours the souls of poor little rats and scares people on the streets
So is Silver Wolf
Andalus' hobby is ******* newborn rabbits.
Let's keep it PG, please.
Vadermath is a newborn walrus
Sorry, all this lying seems to be getting to me. Anyway,
Andalus is a newly made virus. He spreads throughout the world, infecting people, as they become horrible monsters.
Vadermath was a horrible monster a long time before the Anda virus
CN2 was an old man long before the coming of Jesus.
Vadermath secretly is a newborn rabbit.
Pizzadude is the failed work of a mad scientist.
Vadermath is that scientist
CN2 is the Frankenstein.
Vadermath is Frankenstein's monster
andalus is an entirely coherent entity of peace and joy
stormcloud's name is Joy
Silver Wolf's name is Silver.
Vadermath is a pizza.
Pizzadude is the last living dodo bird... and he hangs out with a sea cows
Silver Wolf is a cow.
Vadermath is Salad fingers (look him up :P)
CN2 is Bananafingers
Stormcloud is Rottensandwhichkeptinmysocksforaweekfingers.
Vadermath is his sister
CN is very radioactive and dangerous for environment
Silverwolf is also a very reactive subsatnce, so much so that he has to be lubricated (With oil, you dirty people) every 5 minutes.
CN2 eats little kids on Halloween and uses their eyes to make candies
Silverwolf is the capitain :O
CN2 is the kid.
Vadermath is THE rapist
CN2 is a robot killing machine.
Vadermath is a fob =]
CN2 is a watch
Andalus is a frog.
Andalus has extensive knowledge of the ways of the Fob.
CN2 worships his personal god : Xilibanaihokipukly .... evil god of anorexia nervosa, bulimia and all the other eating disorders
Silver wolf is one of those gods...
CN2 is Zeus of bulimia.
vadermath is actually math vader, and he is the only person in the world that knows the true value of π(pi)
Dante is actually a typo, he's really FSMYR
Stormcloud isnt really a stormcloud, he is a raincloud. He just says it to impress the ladies
CN2 is a techno ninja pirate raider who wants to drink from my skull
The only reason Dante is a Jester is so he can scare all the little children away.
CN2 is easily afraid by jesters and clowns... he doesn't like them at all and he also thinks that they will eat him while he sleeps
Whereas in fact, the jesters and clowns are just a cover, used as a distraction by Silver Wolf while he traverses the countryside eating children. But he is always very polite about it, so that is okay.
Andalus would know, as he is one of said jesters.
Son of the King is actually Son of the Jester, the Queen had an affair
stormcloud was the jester with which queen had that affair
And Dante is their child D=
CN2 is not getting confused between Dante and SotK
Andalus is funny looking
Arrg! :S
Stormcloud iz gangsta
DESU is abbreviation for Delaware State University
Silver wolf pi**** in bottles and drinks them at christmas.
That's so not true ... You know that I always share them with you
Silver Wolf shares them only with his closest friends it seems. Now I will think twice before joining your inner circle...
Instead, vadermath joined my inner square
Yes that was a lie; it is in fact a pentahedron.
You liar! I could have sworn it was a rhombus.
noup, actually its an icosahedron
Dante is in fact a sheep.
Vadermath knows, because his mother is an animal too and so is he
Which would make us brothers.
That's a lie! I know that you two are sisters
Silverwolf is really woodenchihuahua
In RL stormcloud is a naked mole rat
here is a picture of him
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Nacktmull.jpg)
Dante isn't a maniac.
vadermath isn't stupid
Dante is Yahweh
stormcloud can fly
Dante can dance
actually I can dance :P (we had to learn how to dance on PE classes :S, ask silverwolf if you don't believe me)
stormcloud can play harp
Dante films 'bad' movies on his mobile.
Boyninja watches them.
I do.
Jubal secretly plots to murder his neighbours.
Boyninja616 is actually a girlninja161
Dante spies on the kids across the street.
... but Boyninja spies on the old people's home.
Jubal secretly watches old women in the shower. He just can't get enough of it.
Darkstar has old ladies in his cellar.
Boyninja616 had an affair with grandpa across the street.
Dante lives in the sixth room of the first floor of the sixth apartment building in his neighbourhood
stormcloud dreams about himself dreaming about himself dreaming while he dreams :)
Dante dreams about stormcloud dreaming about himself dreaming about himself while he dreams.
Boyninja616 dreams about KILLER EVIL COOKIE STEALING ZOMBIE PENGUINRABBITS.
Boyninja616 isn't trying to copy me
Jubal - I do actually... sometimes
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Dante dreams about rabid cookies
Boyninja always streaks on the 27th of june, he thinks its national streak day.
D E S U wears clothes on the 27th June as he doesn't realise it's National Streak Day.
Boyninja616 has old ladies in his BED.
The old ladies is wearing thin FAST
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Silver Wolf blows up orphanages and chainsaws the children for fun.
Boyninja eats the remains.
Jubal watches Boyninja do this.
comrade_general films it
Dante is the sole distributor of said films
and stormcloud is my best customer
stormcloud buys them all and watches them simultaneously.
FAIL, the name of the topic is : "Outrageous lies about the person above you"
boyninja works in the zoo as an exhibit
Dante is violently racist to anyone who isn't white.
BTW I've just noticed i've become a citizen. YAY!
Boyninja never wrote a spam message
Dante has never eaten Spam and enjoyed it.
spaming isn't the meaning of boyninjas life
Dante is a elitist SOB who won't do anything for anyone but himself, especially people who need their models UV mapped!
( I just had too :) )
Darkstar joins him.
Boyninja is a fax machine
stormcloud is an actual Storm cloud.
Boyninja uses trouser elastic to sculpt chests
stormcloud uses trouser elastic to sculpt a girlfriend
Boyninja wants this thread to be about more than perverted sex acts
stormcloud wants this thread to keep going forever
boyninja doesnt want this thrad to keep going forever! :-/
IT'S TRUE! I DON'T!!
Gmd wants his minions to kill Jubal
u reveled my plan
BN616 enjoyed destroying peoples plans!
Yes I did!
Gmd hates himself
true, but u r jealuse of how much i hate myself
Gmd secretly fancies Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
but i do!
BN doesn't
Gmd liked High School Musical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boyninja recommended it to him
comrade_general starred in it... as the lead female!
what can i say im talented
thing is boyninja auditioned for the same role and lost it to me
Don't care. I hate HSM and was high at the time.
comrade_general wants to use his minions for his own pleasure
Boyninja wishes that these forums where more cake like
stormcloud wishes he was more cake-like
Boyninja wishes he could like cake
stormcloud wishes he could turn Jubal into a cake
Stormcloud has a different more skanky version of the meaning of the word "cake".
heeheheh.
AM I STORMCLOUD?!
THE TOPIC SAYS LIES ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU
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Darkstar likes cake made by children
Boyjninja needs grains, I don't know why ... :S
Gah, It keeps taking me to the page before the latest one even when I click on the link to the latest post.
Geyness.
Still, you must admit that was a good un'.
yeah.
Darkstar... likes to lick himself clean
Of boyninjas saliva
Stormcloud believes that licking clean boyninja's hair is BTS.
(better than sex)
Darkstar fantasises about this
Boyninja has been sent to jail before for quote and quote
"Failing"
Darkstar's my accomplice
Boyninja was the Kingpin of the entire gang that the FBI brought in claiming that they were made of "Failsauce"
Darkstar was a lowly recruit, therefore they let him go, claiming there was still hope for him to become awesome. But the others they claimed had fallen to the "Fail side".
After a second investigation though, they find that Darkstar has set up his own gang, and subsequently arrest him.
But they then find that darkstar's gang was a gang of Awesome, of which he was kingpin.
Boyninja secretly knew all along darkstar was t3h 1337 on3.
Yeah thats a lie.
Darkstar is in fact a lightning bolt hitting a tree
and you are the tree
and Gmd is standing under the tree, so when I explode he gets showered in splinters, HA!
boyninja wants to take over the world!
Gmd wants to be my slave
boyninja likes BDSM.... with men...
:blink:
Darkstar is one of those men
Boyninja wants this thread to fall into a bunch of gay joke
come on people, more imagination
Stormcloud wants to rule the world with Jubal as his right-hand and me as his left-hand man.
Boyninja didn't have a post here
stormcloud didn't delete it
Boyninja is really a pirate.
Goromous secretly wishes that he could be the character Orik in the Eragon series. He loves short hairy dwarf-women.
Darkstar likes cauliflowers.
Quote from: "Jubal"Darkstar likes cauliflowers.
.....I actually do kinda....
......odd.....
Jubal likes stealing candy from 3 year olds and then giving them swirlies. What a jerk.
-_-
EDIT: OMG RUNESCAPE AD FTL!!!
(had to)
Darkstar kidnaps orphans and keeps them in his cellar
Boyninja is a victim of cow tipping
stormcloud whips horses for fun
Boyninja just happens to be a horse..
Hmm.. Odd..
Goromous is a rat.
Boyninja dances the waltz rather well
stormcloud can ballet dance and figure skate.
Boyninja can leap over 13 million...
....
stormcloud follows old men home
Bojninja is bouncier than a tigger!
YAY!
stormcloud is who i bounce on (FATTY!)
Boyninja can throw pies as long as they contain gravy or fish paste, otherwise he drops them
stormcloud is on the recieving end of these pies :)
Boyninja dreams about Jubal making cookies.
Goromous makes cookies in a desperate attempt to get friends.
Boyninja can't eat cookies because he keeps seeing Jesus in them
storm cloud is a human.
Goromous isn't
Boyninja is a whisper upon a pillow
ew!
stormcloud loves God!
boyninja is god.
goromous is missing an 'e'
stormcloud didn't confuse goromous.
Huh?
Goromous is thick and doesn't realise the joke.
Wait, that isn't a lie...
boyninja is a very truthful person
so is stormcloud
boyninja is the toast master.
Goromous(e) is twelfish
stormcloud is correct.
GoroMOUSE is an actual mouse but thinks he's a Dragon.
Boyninja is cool
Why thank you.
Goromous is one of Jubal's minions.
Boyninja likes pirates more then ninjas
Its the outrageous lies thread, ninja ;)
YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON!
Goromous managed to get shot by himself on a multiplayer game
lol, there are a couple of unlucky halo 3 suicides on youtube
Boyninja is aware of his surroundings
stormclouds aware of my surroundings
Boyninja didn't kill this thread.
Goromous revived it.
Goromous doesn't cheat
Boyninja has no nose
Stormcloud has no face. (lulwut moment)
:p
Gronomous has a feeler
stormcloud doesn't
boyninja can't make this face :o
stormcloud has never done this :barf:
Boyninja616 did it several thousand times
SW collected the results.
Jubal ate the results.
This is Goromous' home
:DarkstarOnly:
boyninja is the throne in that picture
stormcloud is the sign
And Darkstar is the world in that picture. He is the endless space and time contained within that world.
BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Oh, and BN leiks hot menz with katsup.
Darkstars a newt!
a newt?
he got better
and stormcloud is an owl in a sailor suit (ooh, nice!)
boyninja can use a sword without cutting himself
stormcloud can run a tavern
boyninja can fall off a log
I'm well-balanced, me!
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stormcloud is mentally fit to function in civilised society.
Boyninja's girlfriend parked his car in the middle of the lake
Silver Wolf was locked in the boot beforehand.
I Don't have either :(
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Jubal likes his family.
Boyninja likes to pickpocket strangers while screaming : Yarrrr matey Bloody pirate ! ; Gimme all yer GOLD!!!!
Silverwolf beheads strangers
stormcloud beheads his friends and family.
Boyninja has been sliced in two with a bread knife
Stormcloud has been sliced in two with a butter knife.
Jubal is a peg-legged one eyed pirate pimp ... You can usually find him around the corner saying : "Avast you matey ! Take a look at best of ma ladies ! You also get 25% discount if you take both of them!"
Silverwolf is one of Jubals best ladies
Avast, an' Stormcloud be t'other!
Jubal: This topic is called outrageous LIES about the person above you...
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Jubal is his own grandad.
Boyninja has valuable skills and talents
stormcloud is human.
Marcus is in fact 170, he's so old he's forgotten how to do maths and misplaced the decimal point.
Jubal is gun toting, ass kicking, blood licking Canadian bandit
Silver Wolf... isn't.
Jubal is a Facebook slut.
CN2 is a Myspace whore
Stormcloud is just a normal whore.
Jubal is a hamster and he smells like elderberries
Hang on...
You mean...
You guys aren't hamsters? I thought this was a hamster-only site! Noo!
*Flees back to his hamsterball*
Jubal actually fled back to his hamster wheel.
CN2 is actually Jeffrey Dahmer. (don't kill me)
Marcus is already dead
SC killed him.
CN2 got rid of the corpse... It's now safely hidden under his bed
My bed is also Silver Wolf's bed =D
CN2 stores his farts into his flatulence container... His motto is "Use your farts wisely and economically!"
Silverwolf uses CN2s fasrts as breathable air, he's really an alien who lives of methane
Stormcloud was very active lately...
Silver Wolf was in no way sarcastic.
Marcus was in no way inactive lately.
Jubal is the boss.
Marcus is the boss. :P
Jubal gets more visitors than Google.
Marcus doesn't find Wagner attractive ;) (you'll only really get this if your from the UK)
Dripping D... does?
Dripping D is talking about the classical composer.
Marcus wrote the Ring Cycle originally, Wagner just nicked it.
Jubal has such a big Mohawk that his roof is really 7 meters high so his hear stays strait and every morning he gets a half giant (Like Hagrid from Harry Potter just a bit bigger) to gel his hair so it stays sticking up.
Khan is the half-giant?
Comrade wants to employ the half-giant himself.
well it would make my mornings a little easier
Jubal wishes he was the half-giant since he is so small he can be considered a half-midget
(With long hair) XD
Yay! It sounds like I just got employed by Comrade_General. :P
Comrade_General is so unfunny he can make me go into depression.
Khan is already in depression due to the state of Exilian.
Oh, and I'm not paying you either. :ouch:
Lol. I might as well go into depression. There are only about 10-15 active members on Exilion.
comrade_general got his name because he was a German General in world war 2. He went crazy and shot up 24 men from his platoon. Now he is wanted as a war criminal by the Germans.
Markorgis doesn't exist. He's just a robot pawn of Garb. (I'll leave it to you to figure out who Garb is.)
Calisthenis was sent from TWC by Garb to infiltrate the 'xilian. :P
Jubal has already infiltrated Exilian from me
(and I shall be get it back)
Goldyrulez is actually the black stickperson in his avatar.
Phoenixguard09 doesn't exist as he has no avatar
Goldyrulez tells the truth.
Yep figure that one out. :D
Phoenixguard09 tells the truth also.
Goldy just lied
comrade isn't not trying not to potentially and possibly SCREW WITH MY MIND.
Jubal doesn't not have a SCREWED MIND ANYWAY
He's a MURDERER!!
Garb, I have infiltrated Exilian and am awating further orders...
He's a PIRATE!!! :P
(Dum-da-dum-da-da-da-da-dum-dum-dum...)
Hes a burglar!!!
and on a sidenote: RUM!!!! WHERE HAS IT GONE, THE RUM?!!!
Goldy'rulez is really a burger.
Phoenixguard09 can't actually come back from being killed in a rebirth of flame. It's a sham, I say, a sham!
jubal is dead forever after a freak explosion involving baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius
GMD is the one who died after ingesting baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius. This occured due to a rare condition known as "Iknowlotsofbigrandomandpossiblypolishwordsandnowimgonnarubitinyourgoddamnfaces-ism."
phoenixguard09 doesn't know what words are.
Andalus doesn't know what poems are.
none of you apart from jubal know what baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius. This occured due to a rare condition known as "Iknowlotsofbigrandomandpossiblypolishwordsandnowimgonnarubitinyourgoddamnfaces-ism."
is especially phoenix
hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius is GMD's mum.
is especially phoenix. Phoenix is especially confused :unsure:
Phoenix invented that very long word
goldy likes the many baillius complexities of the very long word (that took me ages to spell)
Gmd can correctly spell the word "custard" while using it in his very long word
Goldy is being abused by sandford! >.>
Gmd sleeps in a shoebox.
Silver Wolf is baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius.
Calisthenis made baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius better by injecting hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius into a cucumber. The effect can also be replicated with a zuchini.
pheonixguard turned into a zombie because he ate a baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius injected into a cucumber
Debux ate a zombie. And a cucumber.
phoenixguard suffers from Iknowlotsofbigrandomandpossiblypolishwordsandnowimgonnarubitinyourgoddamnfaces-ism.
calisthenis has the worst avatar of all history
debux's avatar ate Calisthenis. (Most of my lies are tending to revolve around eating. :-/ )
pheonixguard has never known the meaning of the word eating
Debux doesn't eat (hehehehe not long now....!)
Goldy is not waiting for something to happen.
pheonixguard doesn't stalk goldy
debux stalks me.
wait, I thought this was a lies thread
phoenixguard has never heard of Sherlok Holmes
No I haven't. You're not lying either. ;)
Debux on the other hand has never heard of Sherlock Holmes. :P
phoenixguard09 is not a Grammar Nazi.
Marcus can't spot grammar nazis
Is a very rule-bound person, always doing what he's told. :P
Calisthenis does remember to follow the game.
Debux does have a good keyboard that doesn't allow typos
QuoteDebux does have a good keyboard that doesn't allow typos
Lying about yourself now? But that's my job.
Debux believes he has a good keyboard but its really a zebra in disguise.
Phoenixguard doesn't have a PhD in Computing Biology
Debux has no waffles.
Phoenix did not get promoted to M and B admin...
Goldyrulz has been having a really stupid post war with me on the "guess who will post next" thread. (True)
Nightangel actually is Goldy in disguise, along side with Jubal and IFMN.... however that works :/
IFMN really does know his name. He is lying to us.
And anyway mate I'm Goldy.
Phoenixguard has some big issues with keeping his password secret/ with being hacked
Debux doesn't realise that Goldy and I share identities.
Phoenix does realise that I am slowly taking over the world with his help
And I like the fact that suddenly everybody wants to be me..... Life is Goooooood!!!!
Well it turns out were all the same schizophrenic person posting to themselves.
Deep.
Nightangel knows he's schizophrenic.
Quite me?, us?
The personality known as phoenixguard09 was Jack the Ripper.
NightAngel eats coffee beans.
And what do you mean, was Jack the Ripper? I still am. "Fine night for a walk isn't it?"
Phoenixguard has a fitting avatar to who he is in real life
Debux hopes he doesnt have an avatar that looks like he does in real life.
Wow, thinking that's a lie, it's taking me a while to decifer what it means (or I'm retarded)
Phoenixguard isn't a literature teacher
Don't worry I had a hard time writing it too! :D
Debux has no carrots either.
Phoenixguard knows the chief weapons of the Spanish Inquisition (and didn't steal me carrots)
Debux doesn't use the weapons and other equipment of the Spanish Inquisition on hitchhikers.
phoenixguard didn't copy paste a dramatic sky behind his avatar
Debux didn't copy and paste a photo of my old English teacher and use it as his avatar.
And anyway the Google search was "stormy sky" not "dramatic sky!" :P
lol, could't find the right word. And lol as well to your "lie" :P
Phoenixguard knows so little about M&B that he was promoted to admin
(it's hard to come up with lies after we've lied about the other for pages :P )
Debux didn't appreciate my lie earlier.
I know, its getting tough hey? But at least we don't have to keep coming up with wishes. I think I may like this thread more than the "Corrupt a Wish" one for that reason alone.
Phoenixguard's ability to forget to wish has now mutated into an ability to forget to lie. (True)
Nightangel doesn't confuse the $#!T out of me.
Now are you lying in the brackets or are the brackets the truth hence showing that the "lie" is the truth?
Phoenixguard has bought a better screen/got glasses/got new eyes
Debux has done all of those things.
EDIT* And as an aside, I have in fact been wearing my glasses. Now I have a huge headache.
phoenix has not been wearing his glasses
Goldy likes black stickpeople. (That could be misconstrued in so many ways.)
I can't believe I got to 300 posts and I didn't notice.
Phoenixguard has never spammed.
(considering I get most of my posts through spam, yours is impressive. I'm thinking of getting M&B to give you a challenge :P)
Haha lol! :D
Debux doesn't want M&B just to irrtate me. ;)
phoenixguard09 has hair that falls down to his feat and further even.
Makorgis likes tricycles.
(No mate we have to lie in here you see. :P )
Phoenixguard is my sex slave
Hopit is MY sex slave.
Marcus has sex slave experience
Debux wishes this thread hadn't gone to the dogs.
Phoenix is the dogs. He's the only one.
Makorgis ate a dog once. It was tasty with barbecue sauce apparently.
It was the second last dog in the world. Your brother. Your now the last
Makorgis is really the last dog in the world. Hence why he REALLY wants to eat me.
Chomp. I just did and you tast like water cus your 60% of it.
Makorgis tastes like 80% water. He's just more full of it than the rest of us.
Phoenix doesn't like lying he is just forced to do by his mum (My long lost sister who hates me).
Makorgis eats small children for dinner every night.
Phoenix is one of those children. Too bad for him there isn't a playground in there. :p
Hahahaha LOL! Makorgis does in fact have a playground in his stomach. Its quite fun. The stomach acid melting through the monkey bars add to the excitement. You never know if the next bar will be your last. A lot like my grandmother's chocolate actually. :P
Phoenixguard enjoys being inside Mark
Oh you're in for it now NIghtAngel. :P
NightAngel likes to kill innocent people by inserting a knife into their ribs whilst they are squirming under him.
Ok now that was way too wrong. :P
The three last weird members posting on this thread are weird
Dubuxes face looks like his avatar In RL
Mark
Nightangel likes to make jokes about the bunny behind its back. "Down with the bloody furry bunny" - The Mad Hatter
how dare ye say that about ze Bunneh! A lie this must be!
Anyway, my lie about Markorgis is that he secretly fancies the Bunneh and has booked a romantic getaway with it :0
I'm not. Goldyrulz is just fantasizing about it. And a bit more that I don't want to get into for the reason that I might be Banned from the Forum.
Markorgis has been banned before.
Being banned is nothing..... I've been banned twice and am still here!
And teh Bunneh is awesomeness
Goldyrulez wants to take power in a coup once Bunneh makes all the hard work for him and takes the world
@Goldy, I think SotK also has accepted the supreme-ness of Bunneh. Have you taken him in consideration in your recruitment list?
Debux has no purple name
1. Congrats on ze purple Debux
2. I shall now check on Sotk and update my sig!
Goldyrulez spent 2 second on his sig
1. Thanks matey!
2. My mistake, it wasn't SotK, got mixed up. I already made a list BTW :)
debux doesn't really have an unforgiving, non-tribune alter-ego! He's just a fluffy Bunneh really.
SotK denies the superiority of Bunneh
I wish. debux is having an affair with Bunneh's wife.
*Gasp*
Mark
NEVEERRR!!!
Debux is my personal spy that gives me info on his 'world control'.
*whispers* It was secret!
Khan loathes necroposters
Never. Its my hobby. I see it again. "KHAAAAAN!!"
Debux is being threatened by teh bunneh because he is considering taking up the resistance.
Lies! I shalleth never let Him down!
Khan secretly loves Bunny, as her always mentions Him during his necroposting
NOOO!!
Debux is the best necroposter ever.
Khan is a necroposter. In real life
Debux has only seven more days to live.
Khan will kill me in seven more days
Debux paid me too do it.
Khan is lying (see the paradox?)
Debux is not in love with Khan
Hopit hates showing up randomly, posting in around 10 threads in the forums games
debux doesn't know what he's talking about
( :$ )
Hopit does know what Debux is talking about.
That's actually quite an accomplishment.
Hopit has a fantasy of growing up and being a Space Ship that blasts 'rebel scum' out from moons.
Markorgis is rebel scum. Unbelieving, rebel scum.
Phoenix is someone who doesn't notice when he is called by someone else's name. Hopit
Khan whines about little things
So does Hopit. See he just did.
Khan likes to edit his posts so they make sense in a future context.
Phoenix isn't strange for studying my posts to see if they make sense in a future context.
khan doesn't always post before me
Hopit is already one of the evil guys in the next Invasion to Willubilania
Debux is the Mercenary (New Type) for Willubilania Pt2.
Khan is telling the truth (WOOOOW another paradox!)
Debux wants to kill everyone on Willubilania Pt2 for fun.
Khan doesn't like to post right after me
Now that isn't a lie. (Paradox again)
Debux doesn't like his name with a capital. He can't change it anyway.
Yes I can... with super admin powers... that I don't have (damn!)
Khan is absolutely sure he hates Bunny
Debux wuvs teh bunneh. (Another Paradox)
Markorgis IS teh bunneh.
Jubal is an interesting, personable, and good-looking individual. :P
Only two post in this whole forum... Jubal is an uninteresting, open, and awful-looking boring person. (Oops, a paradox I wasn't meant to make)
Khan does forget the point of this thread :P
Debux is a big Chinese person.
Khan isn't Ghengis Khan undercover
:ninja: Hmm... How do you know?
Debux is the one who said "Khan is Ghengis Khan undercover"
KHan hates making Paradoxes up (I'm sure the order of the words isn't right xD)
7x this time. Jubal got in the way.
I do see the lie before me
does that count as a lie?
Debux can stop his post wars whenever he wants.
Nightangel hasn't dug into my mind while dreaming (in my dream while he sleeps and dreams in my dream as I dream nearby. So since I heard you like dreaming (dawg), we put yo dream in a dream in a dream, so you can dream while you dream while you dream)
Debux understood Inception perfectly. As did everyone else who saw it.
Nightangle doesn't like killing awesome post counts. He was just hired for $10,000,000 to do it.
YAY!! ONLY 99 POST TO GO TO GET TO WHERE PHOENIX IS!! (Not a lie)
Khan hates every time he posts, as it makes his post number count grow, making him sad and melancholic
Debux hates Exilian but he was forced to join it because someone is stalking me and they're using him as a decoy.
Khan loves the fact that I have more posts than him, even after registering later.
Our plan of me calling your attention has worked well... :ninja:
NOOO!! Debux doesn't have more post than me. Debux is the name to my second acount on Exilian.
So I was right when I said that were all the same schizophrenic person posting to themselves. (Not a lie (probably (maybe (I
NA doesn't know it's EXILIAN'S BIRTHDAY!
Jubal doesn't know it's Exilian's birthday.
/plagiarism
SOTK will now be exiled from Exilian for back-chatting at the Administrator
Khan hates Exilian
Exilian hate Debux
Science hates Khan.
Nightangel hates science
SotK hates his father.
Khan will convert to Bunnyism!
Does this count as some kind of paradox now?
Son of the King is good at identifying paradoxes.
Nightangel also read my post in the tell the future thread.
SotK is a minecraft freak. It's all he talks about.
Khan wears twinkle toes.
CG has a tail and tastes like cow.
Khan is a cow!
Dun dun dun!!! :o
Nightangle is a chook.
Mark is in fact a lesser bunny.
And phoenix is human
*dun dun*
OMG NO! REALLY? :D
Debux is in fact, not a DJ-Cat. *dun dun, duhhhh* :)
Touche, my friend. We have discovered who we really are, and who we will ever be *looks into the horizon and walks toward it with the sun shining on his face, creating a goodbye scene, stereotypical of series when the scriptwriters don't know how to get rid of a character*
Uh, Pheenix loves his math teachers
Horrible lie. Everyone can see you're not telling the truth. :D
Debux in fact hates stereotypical good-bye scenes especially those involving sunsets.
Yeah... I do... suuuuuuuuuure... *whistles while looking uncomfortably to the side*
Phoenix doesn't have the ability to hack your PC and to see what composes 99% of your hard drive
99% of Debux's hard-drive is in fact made up of 1.6 million recipes for dinners that include ducks.
99% of pheonixguard's gard-drive is NOT made up of an extensive collection of gentleman's literature ;)
DD loves checking out and replying these kinds of threads
;D
Debux hates Exilian. He's just on here to Troll. He's just building up a friendship for us to trust him.
I've got more Reputation than anyone else here. :'(
That is an outrageous lie.
Comrade_general makes horrible minimods
debux hates playing my minimods
CG is going to make the worst contribution in all time to the RTW community
Debux has already made the worst contribution of all time to the M&B Community.
That's true... I made the first M&B virus... deletes all your savegames, mods and replaces them for shock site links
PG09 hates AC/DC
Debux loves the Bieber.
No mate scratch that, its just too outlandish even for this thread. I apologise.
Debux wants to be the Bieber. Can't help but think it wouldn't be too bad really, chased by hordes of screaming fan-girls. It might almost help you get over being such a *****. :D
Phoenix Guard is really a phoenix in disguise
Mark is really a horse, in disguise of course.
Phoenixguard is still crying in pain for having said that I wanted to be Bieber
Damn straight I am. It was horrible of me. :D
Debux is in fact crying over my earlier comment.
phoenix guard is ,in truth, a pedo bear
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Death Nade is the Moooooon!!!
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg)
This is Night
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If you look back a few posts of some other Topics I have been calling you Nightangle for a while now. It's actually surprising that no-one has noticed yet.
Someone that maybe has too much free time ;D
so your saying he doesnt?
back to topic
debux is the cat in his sig, in his time off from being a DJ he prowls the interweb under the alias of 'debux'
Dripping D can run around the world 7 times in 1 second, therefore he is flash, as he can run as fast as lighting/electricity
Death Nade isn't the Death Star.
phoenixguard didn't expect my post to come after his
Debux didn't expect my initial rampage.
Phoenix's rampage filled no one with joy. (Especially not me.)
Nightangel hates people posting on Exilian
debux has never posted on exilian
Quote from: Nightangel on June 10, 2011, 04:09:47 PM
Death Nade is the Moooooon!!!
That's no moon... it's a space station.
DD doesn't like being guess in the guess who will post next game.
CG is never guessed in teh guess who will post next game.
PG09 has terrible memory
debux has excellent memory
CG does like to post here
Debux is really a bus. In disguise as a DJ cat. With a hat. Called Matt. How do you like that?
Hahahahahahaha
Phoenixguard really has no idea of who I am and disguises it with a joke
I do not hide behind my jokes. Or smoke. Okey-doke. Debux is really an egg-yolk.
God rhyming is fun. :D
Rhyming is fun.
:D
Hahaha DJ cats are not cool, no matter the country's local customs.
No, they're not cool, they're awesome!
Anyhow, phoenixguard09 hates cats :o
Debux likes butterflies. Yeah I dunno, I'll think of something better at a later date.
phoenixguard09 loves Creaming Soda and Pasito and loathes Coke ;)
Ladyhawk really wants to drown Bunny in coke
Debux loves groundhogs
Ladyhawk has a pet groundhog. Don't worry, it is not the Groundhog, just a groundhog.
Phoenixguard loves fish and eats it on a regular basis. ;) (haha alas also thats all I have right now Ill think of a better one later)
Ladyhawk is in fact neither a lady, nor a hawk.
phoenixguard doesnt not have spiffy hair, but it is plain and boring.
Ladyhawk doesn't have a fervent follower of the Bunneh as a friend.
phoenixguard doesnt have a friend who is quite worringly obsessed with Medieval warfare, weaponry and Mount&Blade Warband. And who doesnt also bother him excessivly. :D
Ladyhawk is wrongly obsessed with warfare, swords and Warband.
phoenixguard does not like any of those things at all :D
Ladyhawk doesn't fit in here at all and is like a fish out of water. Or a hawk underwater, which would be an equally difficult matchup between species and habitat.
Jubal isnt the first person to say I fit in anywhere :D (thanks man)
Ladyhawk must complete a series of challenges to become a citizen including slaying the Hydra and writing a sit-com.
Nightangel judging by his name has not read the books to which I love and hold so dear.
Ladyhawk is not the first known woman of the internet
debux does not have one of the coolest dancing dj cat things ive ever seen. And he does not care about Bunneh what so ever
Ladyhawk is, in fact, a curious rhino.
phoenixguard is a raven named Tinkie.
Ladyhawk's name has no relation to her avatar (although it's a male hawk).
debux's face really looks like that
I knew you were going to answer with that :P
Uhh Ladyhawk isn't really a rhino with a hawk costume
hahaha damn. Im becoming predictable :P
Hmmm Debux is just another one of those activists. Activist mmyess hehehehehehe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0
Video reference guy strikes again.
Ladyhawk95 is totally unpredictable.
hehe Comrade is wrong about that ;)
Ladyhawk is agreeable.
Phoenixguard isn't lying
Debux is lying.
Phoenixguard is not confused ;)
Ladyhawk isn't making matters worse
Neither is Debux for that matter. ;)
No.
I do not agree with Phoenixguard
I agree with Ladyhawk.
Phoenixguard has a crappy but not overloaded sig :P
Debux agrees with the above post in actuality, but not with this one.
Phoenixguard09 has not enjoyed messing up with my mind
Debuz is not so confused that his previous post didn't make no sense at all.
Phiiniix doesn't like to change my name
Bedux always spells my name right. Or does he?
PH09 doesn't make matters moar complicated by lying a question
Debux never does not use a double negative to not confuse me.
Anyone else who reads all this will NOT get lost. ;)
Ah but Ladyhawk will not never forget that this thread is not the opposite of the Outrageous Lies About the Person Above you thread that she has not posted in incorrectly.
God I don't even know what I just said.
Phoenixguard will not accept my apology.
Ladyhawk will not realise that an apology is not to be given to someone other than me by someone other than her. She will then proceed to understand everything in this thread except parts of it. Yes that made sense. Or did it?
Phoenixguard only need a second to think his replies.
Debux only took a second to think of that one.
Hehe Phoenixguard has not just lied about himself.
Phoenixguard is aroused by double posts...? o.O
CN2s burningness did not light the fuse that blew up Portugal.
Jubal isn't really a Trireme...
CN2 isn't really a candle. Oh snap!
PH09 never agrees with Jubal
Debux is really just a gif who got lost in reality.
Phoenix can't kill a snake.
NightAngel isn't scared of Australian wildlife.
Phoenixguard hates bunneh.
CN2 is not really burning. Its all a lie. A LIE I SAY!
Phiiniix isn't uh... putting something new on his sig.
Debux has new things ALL the time.
Phoenixguard is actually Barty Crouch Jr, who having drunk a polyjuice potion pretends to be the Mount&Blade Heteriarches of Exilian and Jubal Dumbledore couldn't get he was You-Know-Who's (Lord Nightangel's) spy on the forum.
JUBUL DORMIENS PHOENIXGUARDIUS EXPELIARMI
Dimos doesn't delete his old posts so that his post count doesn't rise.
Debux posts random sentences (like the one above) to get his post count to rise. Or something like that.
Phoenixguard does not do the same thing backwards while moving forward amicably.
CG is made of delicious beef.
NA hates to procrastinate.
Debux gets fantastic news coverage all the time from his local media.
Jubal doesn't actually know what news is.
CN2's re-emergence is no longer news.
Phoenixguard lives in the Hibis Oasis on the Nile river Valley. Scientists believe he was the one to break the curse of Tutankhamum and therefore the only living creature able to speak to a phoenix... then the bird caught fire and phoenixguard was ... em ... undone :'(
I know, it's a sad story. Sad like the desert sands... :-X
???
Dimos looks exactly like his avatar in RL even the cartoon type colors and crown and clothes.
Mark is actually a prince.
CN2 is actually a princess :P
Jubal was their marriage boat.
Well, obviously.
Nightangel was the best man.
Jubal was not only the boat, but the chef too. Yes, boats can cook.
CN2's robe was made of the finest Arabian silk.
(Looks like this might be one for the guide.)
'' CN2's robe was made of the finest Arabian silk. '' CN2 personaly designed the dress...
Dimos was obviously the dress that was designed by CN2 which CN2 then proceeded to wear along with a robe made of the finest Arabian silk while marrying Mark on Jubal who also baked the cake while NightAngel stood there utterly bemused by it all. Cause that makes all kinds of sense...
Looks like Seas talk! :o
Phoenixguard09 was the famous sea of Phoenixes, the tropic landscape in which the marriage took place! ;D
Dimos just took it too far. :P
Because this conversation was not messed up before...
Phoenixguard is in fact Captain Jack Sparrow... :)
Dimos is Davy Jones. :P
Jubal is Calipso.
Ladyhawk doesn't want another marriage discussion.
Nightangel is actually a Nightdevil...
CN2's mouth is really made of paper and I have seen it in person.
Ladyhawk has seen me in person.
CN2 is a neo-pagan follower of ODIN :D
Ragnarock is coming! Redeem and thou shal be saved! 8)
Dimos is not a neo-Pagan follower of Odin, because he supports Loki's side. :P
Jubal is firmly in with Poseidon.
But... that's not a lie...
NightAngel actually becomes an angel at night.
Jubal only pretends to be with Poseidon, he's having an affair with Britannia.
Nightangel is a Samurai warrior :D
Dimos has agreed to giving me all his riches.
Ladyhawk got him to agree by her feminine wiles and totally did not threaten him with a battleaxe.
Hehehe Jubal doesnt know me at all. XD
Lady Hawk is really my long lost sister whom is to be my wife...
P.S. I only just found out the difference between Whom and Who a few days ago. XD
P.P.S. First the ...'s and now that P.S.'s... I'm starting to grow into some nasty forum habits. :P
P.P.P.S. Maybe is there was a Shout Box than I wouldn't use of topic P.S.'s so much. >:(
Mark lives in a house made of PVC , or PPPS or PPS or Something plastic ;D
Dimosess horse has run away because he was being too cruel to the pore thing. He was shooting arrows into its head while he rode it.
Mark is a horse.
YES I WENT THERE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
;( you horse.
phoenix is a stalker that lives next door to me... and yes... I went there. :P
DAMN STRAIGHT!
I know where you live... :D
Mark is now scared.
Phoenixguard knows all about the missile targeting system pointed at his house.
Jubal doesn't know all about the plan to blow his missile targeting system.
Paradox
Khan doesn't know that the plan is all in his mind.
Phoenix is really a Griffin.
Khan is really an undead Gryphon.
Jubal is the Admin that you DO have to fear.
the Khan is speaks the truth even when he lies... PARADOX :o ??? :D
Dimos has a crown that he doesn't wear... PARADOX!!
Mark is a pirate without eye-liner... PARADOX!!
Pheonix has his own Anti-Exilian-Forum.
Khans face really looks like his photo
Ladyhawks face really looks like HER photo. ;D
The Khan is always kind to a Lady. ;D
Dimos hates the Hawk.
Mark hates pirates?
Phoenix hates phoenixes
(sorry if my spelling is way off there. God knows Im terrible at it)
Ladyhawk spelt phoenix wrong. :D
No she didn't. :o Try to work that one out. (Paradox Alert!!)
Mark is right.
PG is a 10 foot tall ant. :o
marks's previous statement is absolutely true :D
XD Dimos loves his hill.
Mark loves my hill.
It just occured to me, that statement could be horribly misconstrued. :P
Phoenix has his eyebrows under his eyes.
Mark lives on a ship.
Phoenix lives on his office chair in front of his computer.
Mark's lying. :P
phoenixguard has seen a Hibis bird, a living phoenix :)
Dimos has a pirated copy of Exilian on his computer.
The khan is a necrophiliac which is demonstrated in his profile picture. (remember these re outrageous lies...)
Deathnade truly believes the Khan's a necrophiliac brain-damaged scum!
Dimos has three eyebrows. 8)
Dimos's third eyebrow isn't on his face O.O
Death Nade keeps a gold-encrusted horse phallus in a half empty pickle jar.
Silverwolf is a maniac and he howls like a wolf in the full moon... :D
Dimos gives the full moon to his grandmother. :o
Comrade General is the General Secretary of the Communist party of ''people's republic of Korea'' . Too bad he's dead now... :D [That is dark sarcasm... ]
Dimos runs McDonalds, a true demonstration of how socialist-minded he is.
Debux is white now :) not purple.
No-one likez your faise :P
Death Nade is actually a Life Giving Medkit
I might have played to much BF2 lately...
debux is actually Bunny. Using that copy paste gets him one step close to his goal of dominating the world and turning all humans to carrots
stormcloud hates the fact that I have been the first one EVAHR to give him good karma
Debux is always here.
Jubal is never here.
SotK gets plenty of sleep.
CG never mentions my broken sleeping ;)
SOTK never mentions that CG always mentions his sleep patterns.
Jubal... is the stupidest and dumbest person out of everyone, alive and dead.
The Khan never revives old threads.
SotK doesn't believe it. (that, is why he fails)
That post by CG makes perfect sense to me :P
SotK has never revived an old thread. (I actually don't know about this one)
@SotK: He said your awesome because you believe that I revive old threads.
It's a Yoda quote.
Khan is not going to be the new Seb. :P
Jubal really wants to be the new Seb.
Comrade believes a Heteriarches is better than a Despotes :)
Dimos believes the opposite. (http://beta.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_bucktooth.gif)
CG is the Realist.
The Khan is a surrealistic poet! ;)
Dimos will sees me as a successful poet.
Aaargh! Don't judge, unless you read!
The Khan is very shy
Dimos has AIDs
The Khan has the '' Crazy cows' '' decease...
Dimos gave it to me.
The Khan is fat as a bull! :o
The majority of a bull's weight is actually solid muscle, so maybe "The Khan is as solid as a bull" would be more appropriate.
Dimos has never used a smiley in his life.
Marcus likes to drive overly large and bulky vehicles.
Spoiler
The following is transcribed from a radio ad from Grand Theft Auto III.
Man: "I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra...it just makes me feel better!"
Woman: "Phil and I just had another kid. So of course we need a bigger SUV. Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It's so big...we lost little Joey in the back and couldn't find him for and hour! When I'm rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4- wheel drive, and in amphibious mode...it can cross rivers. So far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I can focus on the important things. Like gazing longingly at the pool boy or...buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon!? I'm a mom, not a conservationist!"
Female announcer: "The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!!"
CG hates to post Youtube links because he hates Youtube.
The Khan hates to Necropost in exilian!
Dimos hoards old sweaty socks in his refrigerator.
Silverwolf Howls at the moon every night! ;)
Dimos hoards smelly shoes in the oven.
The Khan ate them because he believed it to be melted blue cheese! :)
Dimos love the smell of blue cheese.
Khan loves his pets. The problem is they are imaginary... ::)
Dimos is my imaginary friend.
Khan is my real enemy. :o
Comrade is my only foe alive... ::) He missed my bloody justice!!! :o ;D
Dimos is a twenty foot dwarf IRL.
Khan wasn't a Mongol that raided almost whole Europe
Debux hates cats
Khan loves DJ Katzz
(WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE HIM? WHY?!?!?!)
debux needs a lolipop to stay alive.
The Khan is the creator of the said lollypop.... :D
Dimos designed it
Khan let me eat it, and didn't eat it in front of me :'(
Dimos had a 12 Km (About 5 Miles) long beard.
The Khan is Spiderman [not the movie one; he's realistic. He eats only live prey and he creates very long nets around the city...]
You'd better believe it because one day I will suck you dry... Umm... yeah.
My original lie was a bit risque, soooooo....
Khan's a vampyre?
PG is an ostrich
Ash is a daemonic overlord of the third plane of Hell.
Phoenixguard never had a prostate exam.
@PG yep, that's a lie, my plane makes hell look like a nice plane
SW doesn't have uterus
Ash has irritable bowell syndrome.
PG has rectal hemorrhaging
Ash is really made out of Ketchup (HA! Anyone want more lame puns?)
Somib is really everyone else on Exilian as well.
Khan had no idea of my plan of dominating the world
Debux had a good plan for global domination. One day we will kneel before him!
Dimos has a horrible plan for world domination, disguised as a good forum-based RPG.
We're all doomed.
PG Will stop both Dimos and Somid and become victories!
Khan will try to stop him and get slain in the process.
feet will be forever converted into an Exilianite, if she hasn't been already. :P
Khan will convert Feet to an Exilianite, if he hasn't already. ;)
:P PH Will entice feet to stay, making Ladyhawk jealous. ;)
Khan is a mix of a cow and electric eel
Ashanorath uses his helmat to roast marshmellows
I do that.
Feet actualy smells like feet.
Ash smells like ash ;D
debux sprang from the womb fully grown
Pentagathus has the womb in which Debux sprang fully grown
Feet is a platypus.
Ashanorath is a Galactic Hammer-man who felt the Cosmic Wrath of a Platypus Maximus 8)
Emperor Dimos had secretly ordered Platypus Maximus to "rearrange" Ash
Debux was the said Platypus. :D He survived in his hard mission! :o
Dimos once milked a herd of camels using two chopsticks. He was blindfolded during the whole procedure.
Hahahaha! Silverwolf was the owner of the said herd...
And Dimos sold them to him.
Jubal has a Pet monkey. He trained it to bring him his slippers!
Midos burned his PC just a while ago.
Xubed III is a claimant to the Throne of Saudi Arabia! Long live his Majesty!
Midos is my trusty servant who even likes to wash my feet after a long day fanning myself for 3 straight hours ;D
LoLs!
Debuxe's name came from ''Be Dux'' he always wanted to be a Duke. :D
When he was a boy he created a real scale castle made of lego bricks.... Then Hurricane Catrina came... ::)
Dimos cause Hurricane Catrina to happen with his all powerful weather machine!
The Khan had personally created my weather machine! (Capitalist relationships. Khan makes, I own the product of his labour)
Somid paid me 10 Billion dollars to make it. ;D
The An-Kh (his true name) is the Symbol of life in the ancient egyptian religion! (Which is true)
But is Khan really named An-Kh? You tell me! (I believe he is!)
Somid will always search for than answer to this question, but it is unknown as to whether or not he'll find it.
Khan already knows it, but he won't tell ! :D
Somid has tried to kill me for it before... but decided against it otherwise he'd never find out.
Khan told me his great secret! :o
I almost died from the awesomeness!! :D :o
Dimos has no great secrets of his own.
That's possibly not a lie...
Jubal is the best alien to ever reach earth and enter human society. In fact he came in a space capsule full of goodies for mankind!
Dimos likes smoked fish.
(http://www.filipino-food-lovers.com/site-images/tinapa/tinapa.jpg)
;D
Skull likes keeping carnivorous human centipedes as his pets. He even uses the most aggressive examples as mounts on the field of battle.
Wolfie knows this because he cooks and eats the feebler ones, thus ensuring more aggressive ones go on to breed the next generation. :P
Jubal is an evil minion of doom ::)
Dimos is joining him in that occupation
Scarlet Pimpernel makes pillows out of local kittens.
[No I don't! They go straight in the fusion reactor.]
Wolfie is just trying to cover up his peacock feather pillow business.
SP's fusion reactor claims to be fed on kittens but actually they often throw owlets and puppies in to make up the volume.
[You're forgetting the foals!]
Jubal is involved in experiments to genetically modify the baby animals to be more efficient sources of power.
Scarlet is in fact, the musical genius behind such masterpieces as 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy' and 'The Crazy Frog'. :P
[HALES YES I AM! -- Oh.. good god.. the horror..]
Scarlet likes flowers. Flowers like her too, she's married to a blue orchid.
Dimos once cheated on his blue umbrella with a green one! :o
Othko once derived whilst drunk.
SotK enjoys dancing to the collected works of Nicki Minaj while doing the housework in a flowery apron.
Mother of Dragons has never actually given birth to a dragon
Othko has never given birth to a dragon either, despite all he claims..
Then where did Smokey come from?! :P
Scarlet doesn't understand my motherly attachment to Smokey the dragon!
Othko doesn't understand his attachment to Smokey either.
Scarlet wishes she could experience the intense bond only me and Smokey can conceive of. :P
Othko is just jealous that Smokey comes to me now.
Scarlet is lying about Smokey being unfaithful to me.
Othko is trapped in his own delusions!
Scarlet WILL NOT STEAL SMOKEY FROM ME!
Scarlet will not steal Smokey from Othko :P
Smokey will follow both Scarlet and Othko with affection...
Smokey is Dimos' alter ego.
SMOKEY is SOTK's sister
Dimos photoshopped his umbrella blue for his dp. It's actually a lovely shade of lilac.
Mother of Dragons made him do it!
Scarlet didn't try to stop her!
CG will make an Atlantis mod :P .
SotK will help me with CoE :P .
CG will never smile! Evaaarrrr! :P
That's outrageous! :o
Scarlet makes me frown. :(
CG will tell me how to help with CoE :P
SotK will learn patience.
:D
CG will learn haste? xD
SotK will relax, chill and go wid da flow, u no?
Scarlet is not a member of 'da hood'.
SotK is undoubtedly from da hood.
Scarlet coined the phrase 'da hood'.
Mother of Dragons is a secret brotherhood leader who threats to take over the world!
Dimos has debux in his basement. (is this a lie?) :P
CG put him there.
Scarlet is trying to avoid the fact that it was her not CG that put him there.
SotK doesn't root for voldemort when watching or reading Harry Potter.
Pentagathus roots for the Dementors.
Scarlet roots for Umbridge :P
Mother of Dragons roots for roots. All day she digs for roots to turn into root soup.
Pentagathus is really a Pentagram... because he isn't a being he is very bad at spelling, hence the horribly spelled name.
The Khan is, in real life, evil doctor Khan-nakh-ius the third, son of Da President of Yukatan's Fjords
Dimos is my son, Khan-nakh-ius the fourth!
Khaaan has thirteen children.
There were once 14 but C_G sacrificed the 14th to the blood god, Carl the Llama.
Jubal suggested the idea to me, saying it would "cleanse my spirit of all good".
CG is lying, and was actually told by the great Carl's flowery hatted apprentice, Paul.
Othko is, in fact, Paul.
Scarlet is Carl.
Othko has hair that reaches 50 metres.
The Khan isn't the most note-worthy Necroposter of these forums.
Skull is really a femur.
CG isn't human. :o
The Khan isn't really "the" Khan.
Skull is a the next Doctor!
Khaaan is The Doctor now.
CG is my companion.
The Khan stole a bag of marshmallows once, intending to release them into the wild.
She shakes baby dragons.
Pent eats dragons. They're tasty.
Khan bakes them. With extra virgin olive oil!
Dimos has a height problem.
The Khan is actually a black silhouette with a parchment background.
Othko isn't anything, he is a spiritual entity.
Khan only exists on the internet.
CG is everyone else on Exilian other than you. :o
The Khan is CG!
;D Scarlet is a flower.
Flowers are not flowers!
Debux isn't not awesome! Ha! ;D
Khan is not a necroposter. He's a living-poster (can be both true and untrue)
Oooo, I'm a dead Necroposter. ;D
Dimos has a ban hammer!
Khan intends to steal it!
Scarlet has been blessed with an exceptionally large larynx.
Penthagathus has the gift of wise ruling
debux can breath fire from his ears.
Khan can't.
Pentagathus is a Horse, he's a big white and black one. :)
Khan is the minion whom I force to post for me, as I am incapable of typing with my hooves.
Pentagathus feeds my like a horse and he himself eats human food.
The Khan is, however, secretly a double agent and also serving a camel. Called Priscilla.
Jubal is that camel, Priscilla is a code name for him.
Khan hates camels, and was hoping that no-one would ever mention them in his internet life
debux, however, loves camels. He's Jubal's/Priscilla's personal servant.
I am currently in love with Khan for seeing through that.
Debux loves me, so I leave Pentagathus the horse to go and rescue him from the evil clutches of Jubal/Priscilla the camel (Because all camels are mean and evil).
P.S. This is getting a bit weird...
When Khan says weird in this context, he actually means sexy. Which is odd.
Pentagathus also agrees and wants to join in on my rescue mission.
The Khan is only too happy to accept the help of a beloved friend.
Scarlet is setting up monkeys with guns to stop my march to rescue Debux from the evil clutches of Jubal/Priscilla.
I am planing to ambush the Khan!
Skull and I are the same person, that's why he just lied about the person above him but said himself.
That is true!
Skull is my second head, but that's all he is, a skull sitting on my shoulders. It's annoying, he scares everyone off.
The Khan actually has three heads, his normal one and one for each shoulder.
FA is a blind ground mole, she touch types with much skill.
The Khan, being her brother is, also a blind ground mole by logical extension. A ground mole with three heads.
Jubal is my 35th cousin 12 times removed.
Khan knows this because of forbidden genetic technologies.
Jubal knows of my genetic technologies because he is working with me to develop laser sharks!
The Khan's sharks are eating Jamaica off my map!
Dimos has his own lazer turtles that he's using to battle the sharks.
Khan tried to train his sharks to avoid my turtles' attacks and eat the whole universe for revenge!
Dimos now has Kamikaze turtles.
Khan kindly asked for Dimos' turtles (and didn't steal them)
Debux has laser eyes!
Khan has laser toenails!
Scarlet has laser hair!
Khan hates lazers! And exclamation points!
Yes! I do! Very much! And debux hates comas.
Khan hates commas :P
Scarlet is Khan!
Othko is not SOTK!
Jubal is though!
Khan is only Ogedei not Genghis!
Jubal will go back in time to kill himself to create a time paradox that will tear this universe apart. Thankfully I will soon be moving to an alternate universe and kill myself there to take his place.
The Khan will have both timelines wiped - Moffat will kill one off and the other will be cancelled due to budget cuts.
Jubal is not going to watch the Christmas special.
I still hope that's a lie, we'll see.
CG is going to be the next companion.
Jubal will be the companions companion.
Khan is The Master! :o
:( CG is a Downer :(
Khan started the Boer War.
Jubal was the reason for the Boer War (kind of like Helen of Troy).
Comrade gave the Boers the idea to steal me in the first place (kinda like Aphrodite - metaphor extension time!)
Jubal is my lover, that's why I started the Boer War! They stole Jubal off of me!
The Khan is hopeless in bed, so I didn't mind leaving. :P
Jubal is a horse...
The Khan prefers horses to humans apparently.
Jubal is a Centaur to be precise. Either horses or humans by themselves aren't enough for me, so I need both.
That's not outrageous, Centaurs are freaking awesome. :P
The Khan didn't even get to command any forces in the Boer war.
Jubal didn't even get any sweetrolls or mudcrabs. :( Poor Jubsy.
Khan can't make food to save his life (more reasons why I left him).
It was Jubal who left Khan
(the plot THICKENS!)
Actually none of this was me, I've been speaking as a mouthpiece for Debux the whole time.
Jubal is growing an arm, it is now 153 metres long.
I'm growing it onto Khan's spine with neurotechnologies.
It feels good... for Jubal.
Khan doesn't even LIKE tea.
Jubal uses ice tea for his toilet water.
Khan then baths in it.
Jubal drinks it afterwards.
Comrade General is responsible for making us all eat fake cheese.
Skull provides the fake biscuits to eat it from! :O
Jubal has secretly have been throwing his share of fake biscuits & cheese to the garbage, so he's the only one who shall have decent levels of cholesterol at old age!
debux has high cholesterol.
CG gives people high cholesterol disease!
Khan is the biggest international cause of flu.
Jubal has every disease and infection imaginable, but he is immune to them all so he looks normal but don't touch him. It's very likely to kill you.
The Khan works in a medical company.
Their medicine solve none of your real problems, but they can cause paranoia, hallucinations and dementia! BEWARE!
Dimos takes my medicine to cause paranoia, hallucinations and dementia.
The Khan also stole the patent for that from Penty.
And Jubal bought that patent off of me.
The Khan actually owns every patent.
Othko invented patent law.
Jubal is too rebel for patents.
That's not that much of a lie, I can't stand current patent law.
The Khan was originally mean to be the Horse-Farmer but got caught up with some Mongolians and one thing led to another.
Jubal has huge ears that he can fly with.
The Khan has a pointy head that doubles up as a burrowing tool.
Jubal has three eyes, the third one replaces his nose.
The Khan lives inside Jubal's face. He's the force behind the man, in fact.
Dimos is Jubal's runaway nose.
The Khan eloped with my runaway nose :(
Jubal didn't even love his nose anyway.
The Khan didn't love my nose either and just married it for tax reasons.
Jubal didn't even mind. He is his noses pimp.
The Khan doesn't drink, he only eats.
Jubal doesn't eat or drink at all. He just produces excrement all day.
Khan eats only Jubal's excrement.
CG eats Jubal
The Khan doesn't eat; he only drinks.
Jubal doesn't Khan, he only CGs.
Pentagathus Pentagathus Pentagathus. Makes sense to me.
True dat.
Pentagathus feeds his friends to lake monsters.
Jubal is the lake monster! :o
Khan is the one stealing the cheese when no one is looking!
MoD is giving me the cheese!
The Khan has too few gifs in his signature
Stormclouds signature is the longest of all Exilian members!
Khan has so many more posts than me he emails me about it everyday to try to make me angrily return to this site. I only returned once he stopped emailing me and his post rate dropped to below 4 posts per day which i could easily beat.
Gmd really is a group of ducklings, they jump around on the keyboard when they type. (That would be so cute though. ;D )
(HOW DID U KNOW. Us ducklings have to climb up that massive hill everytime we post you know)
Kha i th ducklin tha alway fail t clim an therefor th las lette o ever wor i neve type.
Gmd doesn't live on Earth. They're a group of space ducklings.
Khan is currently searching for my ducklings in outer- space. He doesn't want to return to earth without discovering the ancient home world of space ducklings.
Gmd is secretly planing on a duckling invasion of Earth. They are going to attempt to wipe out human existence.
Shhh it's meant to be lies.
Khan will be the first to fall in the duckling invasion of earth.
Gmd never grow old, they will always be yound space pirate ducklings.
I was almost tempted to upgrade my picture after so many years yesterday. But decided against such lies.
Khan is actually a mature space duck departing his wise words throughout the universe.
Gmd are rebellious, they don't listen to the wise words of father duck of all things.
Khan's wise words became far to wide spread across the universe. The newest generation of ducklings were forced to rebel against such a singular voice. No one tells the ducklings what to do.
Gmd are the leaders of all space ducklings, Gmd tells other ducklings what to do.
Khan tells lies.
Gmd tells full truths.
Khan tells truths within his lies, but these truths are also lies.
Gmd tell false truths.
Khan tells True Lies.
Gmd can tell the past!
Khan once told such a huge lie that it broke the laws of physics and he now controls everything.
Gmd can tell the future of the past (The present).
Khan once gave a present to the past and it created the future.
Gmd doesn't like his past, so he murdered it.
Khan once was so nice to his past that it became his future.
Gmd lives the same day over and over again.
Khan is a huge part of that day as i am forced to post the same reply to this thread over and over again for eternity.
Or you could do whatever you like for eternity and there will be no consequences. :P
Oooo i like it.
Khan totally told an outrageous lie about me just then.
Gmd has never even got this far in his time loop, he's still stuck on the previous few posts.
Khan is so jel that i broke the laws of my time loop to torment him forever.
You're saying that now because for us time still goes on, to us it looks like you're continuing to post but for you you're actually stuck in that infinite loop.
Khan does not understand how i spend around 50 thousand loops of that one day working my time loop to now contain about a week using my newly developed superhuman powers.
Gmd is creating thousands of alternate realities every time he finishes a loop.
In each reality i try to find and kill Khan as i believe he is the one containing me in this time loop.
It doesn't matter if Gmd finds me or not because I'm in an alternate reality where Gmd isn't really in a loop.
Khan is actually trapped in a time loop he just forgets his previous time loop every time it ends.
GMD is actually DMG in disguise.
Jubal can't comprehend reality, so he goes on Exilian.
Khan will forget he learnt my true name of DMG.
Gmd has already forgotten his true name.
Khan knows my true name
Gmd doesn't have a true name.
Khan once challenged a spider to a fight and lost.
Gmd ate that spider.
CG force fed it to me :'(.
Gmd is now addicted to spiders.
CG is a spider dealer.
Jubal is a pirate! :o Not the Internet kind, but the 'seven seas' kind. He likes pillaging and plundering.
Khan would be in the brig.
Khan: this is supposed to be the outrageous lies thread, not the "facts about other members" thread. :P
GMD is totally sane.
Jubal is a Megadux in real life as well! :o
The Khan is a Khan in real life as well!
Jubal is a sasquatch. He's really hairy.
The Khan is a sciapod, he has one giant foot that he uses to shade himself from the sun.
Jubal is the suns son.
Khan is the moon's daughter.
Jubal is a black hole.
Khan once ate his own foot.
Gmd once, only once though.
Khan could not tell a lie about me because i am and have done everything in the universe.
GMD tells the truth lots in this thread.
Jubal is a fantastic theramin player
Stormcloud is very active on Exilian.
Khan knows all the rules of Baldorhen.
Jubal has never read the terms and conditions of Exilian.
Khan has read all the governing documents of Exilian many times.
Jubal didn't write most (if not all) of said governing documents.
Othko disobeys these documents daily.
Gmd is the most truthful person in this thread.
Othko is the least truthful person in this thread.
Jubal is the least green poster in this thread.
Othko has never fallen from a high place. Only low places.
Jubal has never been to low places, he was born in high places.
The Khan doesn't know what high and low mean because the Tasmangolian plains are so flat they don't have the concept.
Jubal knows what high and low mean thanks to his upbringing in the towering mountains of Norfolk.
Othko is a real being.
Jubal doesn't have hands. He's typing with his feet!!!
Khan can type using his ears.
Othko can type with his armadillo. (Not swear filtered.)
Khan hates fuzzy animals :O
Jubal hates Portugal! :o
The Khan hates me :'(
Jubal hates the world. He's some sort of super evil villain.
Khan is featured in the Marvel universe.
Othko is featured in Middle-Earth, and is secretly Bombadil.
Jubal is actually Gandalf.
Othko is actually a hobbit.
Jubal has visited me in the Shire.
Othko has visited me at number 4 Botolph Lane, in Cambridge.
Jubal doesn't even know what or where England even is!
The Khan does know where England is, and is just unsure of how the rest of the world fits around it.
Jubal is unsure about himself. Is he really Jubal?
The Khan is sure about himself. He's definitely me.
Jubal is so sure that Khan is sure that he is himself he must therefore be Khan.
Gmd stole those ducks!
SOTK owned the ducks before they were stolen!
Jubal sold the ducks to SotK.
Othko kills ducklings for fun.
Jubal kills ducklings just to see the life leave their eyes.
Othko resurrects zombie ducklings and is forming an army.
Jubal has stopped telling lies in the lie thread!
Othko is the one of us who always tells the truth, I'm the one who always tells lies!
But am I lying or not?
Jubal's response is always completely random
Othko's is always rationally thought out.
Jubal cannot think rationally.
Othko cannot. He just cannot.
Jubal can't even, only odd.
Othko can only multiples of e.
Jubal counts in base cube root of 9.
Othko counts the base. He counts the biscuitty base. He counts the buttery biscuit base.
Jubal hates biscuits.
Othko hates tea.
Jubal is the least active member of Exilian :P
Othko is planning to take over the site.
Jubal forgot to lie.
Othko knows whether or not I'm double-bluffing.
Jubal never single bluffs.
Othko knows how to pi-bluff.
Jubal can negative bluff.
Othko can bluff well enough to fool himself.
Jubal's avatar is 100% accurate to life.
So is Othko's :P
Jubal's lies are the most outrageous in the thread.
Othko is secretly working undercover for Donald Trump's world takeover bid.
Jubal is secretly Donald Trump's hair.
Othko is secretly Ben Carson's lack of hair.
Jubal has to wear a toupee, to create the voluminous locks that are Mr Trumps hair.
Othko is also the unliving shade of Ben Carson's friend with the magical belt buckle.
Jubal wants to build a wall across the Eastern border of the USA to keep the seaweed out.
Othko is risking the Glorious Bastion Of Democracy's seaweed security. >:(
Jubal has no sympathy for seaweed. IT'S ALWAYS DROWNING!
Othko is an expert in marine biology :P
Jubal is unaware of even the primary organs of the majestic seaweed.
Othko is aware, and uses the information only for evil.
Jubal has no hope of foiling my plan based solely upon seaweed.
Othko has appreciated all the ramifications of his plan and has definitely not neglected the barnacle quotient.
Jubal has realised I accounted for the barnacle quotient by decreasing the limpet index.
Othko has realised that the limpet index is too closely tied to the cephalopod 4500 rating and so could cause the whole maritime economy to collapse.
Jubal will notice that I've shorted all my stocks already, making billions of sand dollars from the crisis.
Othko has no idea that I have become elected leader of the sand people's investment corporation. Our traders scare easily, but they are soon back with greater numbers. ;D
Jubal's people will never recover from this economic crash.
Othko suffers greatly from accidental self-inflicted injuries from a greataxe.
Lady Grey managed to get into the same state through misuse of a teaspoon.
Judal doesn't actually live in the UK, in fact, he doesn't even live in Europe! :o It's an outrage!!
The Khan made the above statement because he was having foresight problems and was looking forward to when Brexit has happened and the UK has broken up as a result :(
Jubal isn't active whatsoever. He has a baboon sitting in front of the computer typing all of his stuff while he parties and drinks and picks up tons of chicks all around town, every day, all day and all night.
The Khan has a perfectly working computer and is just choosing not to use it. :P
::)
Jubal has foot cancer. And it's contagious. But it only transitions through sexual intercourse, making it a STI cancer.
Khan is interested in this because he's curating an STI collection, which he keeps by infecting goldfish with every STI he can find.
Jubal isn't worried because he has a kink for these kinds of things. Sadly he is conflicted, for he wants to save his foot, and also his life.
BearKnight is secretly in the pay of the anteater king.
Jubal's IRL name is actually Jubal
Khan hated harambe and was glad he got shot.
Pentagathus is only the prince of the Wibulnibs, the king... well, he's hiding among us, plotting in secret while we focus out attention on Pent.
The Khan is chief boot-polisher of the wibulnibs.
Jubal is the latrine master of the Wibulnibs
Umm guys this is the lies thread not the post a secret thread.
Pentagathus is Exilian's dirty little secret... wait, that's the truth though. Damn. Wrong thread again.
The Khan is Exilian's clean little secret.
Jubal is exilians expensive dirty secret. He has a red light forum section that is invite only and that only he can see.
whoops, forgot this was meant to be a lie
Ehe, Jubal. Where's MY invite? :(
BearKnight is a fraud. I don't know why or of what, but he is.
The Khan actually does know why BearKnight is a fraud, but has a gagging order taken out to stop him saying the reason.
Jubal is ripping people off for his adult services!
BearKnight would be doing the same but can't make a profit on it.
I thought we were telling lies here jubal. Lies.
Jubal is jealous because I steal all his customers.
BearKnight writes everything he posts in Svan and then painstakingly translates it before posting. He has no reason for doing this.
Jubal wishes his girlfriend was hot like me!
OgreLord is happy with his girlfriend being at room temperature.
Jubal likes to use slavery as an excuse to fuel his severe leather and whipping fetishes!
OgreLord likes to use slavery for actually enslaving people.
Jubal has NEVER been to Ireland
Tusky has never met me.
Jubal has never been to Ohio.
Cody has never been to Norfolk.
Who?
Jubal thinks the sun is a cube.
CG is both a bovine and not a bovine simultaneously.
Jubal is definitely not a trireme.
CG is actually uncertified angus beef. His certification is a lie.
Jubal actually has over 22000 triumphs that he displays in a secret section of the forum that only he can visit.
The triumphs are awarded for broadly non-triumphant things. For example he awards himself one every time he completes a box of fig rolls (his favourite snack). He also awards himself one every time he gets an answer right when watching ITV quiz show "The Chase" (his favourite telly program)
Tusky lives in permanent fear of ivory hunters.
Jubal is an ivory hunter
Tusky is a pangolin trafficker! :o
:pangolin:
Jubal is afraid to ban people from the forum
Tusky lives in constant fear of being banned from the forum.
Jubal was once banned from the forum for posting scores of pictures of Ryan Reynolds on various threads
Tusky can't tell Ryan Reynolds and his secret identical twin apart properly.
Jubal is unable to grow a turnip larger than 5 cm in diameter. He has tried all his life to grow one bigger, like the one in "The giant turnip" but has never been able to.
He once entered his largest effort (4.6 cm) in a famous local vegetable competition. It was particularly notable for featuring the fiercely fought "Titans of turnip" cup. He hoped he might catch a quiet year and win, but was humiliated to be instead awarded a rosette for growing the smallest turnip.
Tusky was the comptetition judge - it was originally a smallest turnip contest but he changed it to a largest turnip contest at the last moment purely to rob me of my rightful victory. :O
Jubal does not actually believe that Georigia exists at all, and is secretly attempting to uncover the conspiracy so that he can finally reveal it's true identity
Tusky juggles lightbulbs and then throws them at seagulls for fun.
Jubal does not truly appreciate the sinister threat that seagulls pose to us all.
Tusky is a secret larophobe*.
* From the ancient Greek for gull, which turns out to be laros, hence the latinisation larus being the major current genus of seagulls.
Jubal stands for "Jam, Unripe bananas and Limes" which are his favourite fruits.
Barca stands for "Balloons, Army-men, Race cars and Autobots" which are his favourite childhood toys.
Tusky doesn't stand for anything. He has no principles whatsoever.
Jubal once clapped his hands during the song "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands". He was in fact feeling rather down in the dumps
Tusky gives weed-doped dead mice to his local cats.
Jubal sings "So Long Farewell" from the sound of music every time he goes to bed, complete with the dance moves from all of the children
Tusky wakes up each morning by levitating and doing the macarena in mid-air.
Jubal gets all his jokes from Christmas crackers
Tusky knows this because he gets his income solely by writing christmas cracker jokes, for which he gets paid in bean cans.
Jubal has no idea who St. Cyril OR Methodius are!
Tusky thinks St Cyril is the name of a small cheshire cat who lives in his neighbourhood.
Jubal has never eaten a cherry pie, being terribly afraid of them. It is a very severe phobia. He must go with someone to shops shop that stock cherry pies so that they can get any non cherry pastries he wants from the offending secton of the shop for him.
Tusky surrendered when our need was greatest.
Jubal has decided to join Hasdrubal the pigeon, and flown off into the city.
Glaurung ate Hasdrubal :(
Only after Jubal cooked Hasdrubal.
Othko97 used to be Othko246, however he committed a terrible transgression which the othkines could not forgive, and he was demoted appropriately
Tusky actually doesn't have very big tusks, and the name was given to him as a mocking ironic nickname by the other elephants.
Jubal was once a member of a gymnastic troupe in a travelling circus. But was thrown out when he was caught moonlighting as a clown
Tusky was once a human cannonball in a travelling circus, but was thrown out when he was caught moonlighting as a human custard pie.