Tell the future of the person above you.
GO! :D
jubal will get very drunk in celebration of exilians birthday
GMD will get even more drunk. :P
Jubal will get drunk celebrating the return of Gmd. Welcome back.
Mark
NightAngel will post again at some point.
Goldyrulz will get married to a mermaid to find out that theres no point of entry therefor no children. XD
Khan will make an entry to the mermaid
*creepy face*
O.O Debux will use it tomorrow.
Khan will die
Hopit will hop?
Son of the King will kill his older Brothers and father for the throne tomorrow.
Khan will convert to Bunnyism!
dam, my avatar needs updating,,,
SOTK burns
Hopit will change his name to Hobit.
Khan will be destroyed by Shatner.
CG will get addicted to Minecraft.
Mark will be destroyed by Minecraft.
THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED BY MINECRAFT
THERE IS NO HOPE
There is hope for Jubal. He's the Megadux, he will survive! The rest of us are still screwed though.
Phoenixguard will ask for pizza (after Doomsday, of course)
Debux will deliver my pizza. It will be difficult. Cause we're both dead. But he might just be able to do it. :)
Phoenixguard will create a super shield that will allow me to make and deliver the pizza. However, since he forgot to make one himself, I am forced to make his ashes eat the pizza
You will be long remembered Phoenix :'(
Thank you Debux. After making my ashes eat the pizza, (Wait, how does that work?) he will then...ride a bike. Over the hills and valleys of an apocalyptic wasteland. Good luck there mate. REMEMBER ME!!!! ( :P )
Phoenix and I will meet up in the afterlife and narrate and comment on Debux's journey.
Sounds good. Until NightAngel and I disagree on the reasons behind Debux's decision. As such we decide to create rival afterlife commentary companies.
Someone that creates an unnecessary and random excuse to cause divide between fellow M&B players, to be able to take control over Exilian, the only surviving webpage after Doomsday
This is the future thread, not the description thread mate. :) And anyway, I do not cause divide between M&B players. I cause divide between M&B players and those who aren't. :)
PHeenix will be the M&B leader, once conflict is openly declared between M&B players and Justin Bieber fans, causing the 3 world war.
And will forget I have done this unacceptable mistake of confusing threads :P
Debux will leave Exilian. (Hey. It'll happen to all of us at some point.)
Blasphemy, you will burn in the fires of the internets for uttering that.
CG will eventually show his real cow form, 100% prime beef
Damn Debux, but I really like the future you spelled out for me. I'm just waiting for it to happen.
Debux shall be my lieutenant in the war against the Bieber. He shall be mightily effective in the use of the Hard-drivelock Musket and the Grosse-Mousser.
Phoenix will help me kill Jubal. >:)
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CG will give his life trying to defend Jubal.
Night Angel will give his life to save CG.
Phoenixguard will eat popcorn while this whole coup happens
Debux will share his popcorn with me, in praise of the glorious Bunneh!
In a wild attempt to save Jubal PG09 sees the real truth behind Teh Bunneh. He is evil. PG09 will join the resistance.
Mark's resistance shall fall, leading me back into the light of true Bunnyism. I willl be saved. Mark will not.
Phoenix and I will meet up in the afterlife and narrate... now wait just a second I've seen this before.
NO NO NO!! I'M REALLY STARTING TO HATE THIS BUNNEH S**T!!
Mark will be overpowered by the bunneh for having weak faith in "said animal"
:( Death Nade will be destroyed by his own Nade.
Khan has not foreseen that Death Nade can be saved by Bunny if he declares himself worshiper of the truth bringer, and instead shall make Khan explode
Debux shall be awesome in the post-apocalyptic world. In the light of true Bunnyism, we shall prevail.
ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH!
phoenixguard shall never leave Exilian until his Holyness has seen his work as done, and elevates him to the heavens, sitting him at his right side, to define which of all men are evil or deserve to live in peace and prosperity in the new world under Bunneh
Debux will then be elevated to the other end of Bunneh's Great Table, in pride of place until the end of time.
Phoenix will be given the Sword of Holy Fire as a gift from the Bunny and be given the task of leading him armies in the field.
Nightangel shall be awarded the Holy Key to the Holy Library of the Holy Bunny, go get access to all the Holy Writings about Him and the True History of Man
Debux shall then be told all of this history by the esteemed Brother Librarian NightAngel leading to a great age of enlightenment.
Phoenixguard won't let me tell the future of someone else
Debux will tell the future of someone else anyway.
Jubal shall always show up here from now on
Haha and Debux will now have to describe me again. :D MWAHAHAHAHA!
Someone that forgot to describe me
In the future Debux will realise that once again, he is in the wrong game thread. :P
PH09 will remind me of what thread I'm looking at, until Doomsday
Debus will continue to ignore my helpful suggestions. He will keep posting in the wrong thread. Until Doomsday.
phoenixguard shall be degraded in rank for writing my name wrong on this thread, because he got a female member on the site.
Debus may in fact make sense. But I wouldn't count on it. :D
phoenixguard shall one day notice that every time I write his name differently
Debus will realise that he spelt it the same for the last two posts on this thread. :D
Phoenixguard09 shall die for saying that (Darn! You got me there)
Debuz will learn better ways to swear and curse people.
EDIT: And yes, yes I did. :D
PHNXGRD09 will not post here and someone else will hopefully put his name here
Debux will be happy that someone else put HER name here
Ladyhawk will be happy someone picked up that she forgot a full stop.
Phoenixguard will accept my apology for forgetting such a crucial aspect in punctuation.
Ladyhawk95 will be the catalyst for a surge of female units who will join and contribute to Exilian will eventually swap the male-to-female ratio from 308.7:1 to 1:308.7
Comrade_general shall be reassured by the fact that I will do my best. I'll see what I can do ;)
Ladyhawk shall one day president for fulfilling her promise (or else...)
Debux will regret such a blatant yet subtle threat.
Phoenixguard will be right ;) hehehe
Ladyhawk shall slit a knife in my throat for saying what she really intended to do, but little by little, secretly
Judging by that, Debux will die.
No, Debux! Don't die! Live!
Phoenixguard's pleading will be taken into account and Debux shall be spared. ;)
Ladyahwk shall be loved forever in her job as a dictatorial president
Debux shall die... of a heart attack... DEATHNOTE!!
NO DEBUX! DON'T DIE! LIVE!
Moving on...
Mark will become a pirate, the scourge of the Tasman. Until caught by small, black, inbred, rabid, feral creatures native to Tasmania. Yes that's right, the devils themselves caught you.
Phoenix will receive the blessing of Pitra and fly on wings of sunlight.
Nightangel will find an Australian Wombat sleeping in his bed this night... carefull lad, Phoenixgaurd09 knows how dangerous they can be... ;)
Dimos will cause Portugal to explode.
Jubal will rebuild it.
NightAngel will become the lord of Muffin-Hell.
Phoenixguard will inherit a castle in Devonshire from his aristocratic ancestors!!
Dimos will claim copyright to all Llamas.
CN2 shall ascend to internet meme status, somehow.
Nightangel will cause CN2 to ascend to that status. The inadvertent side effect will be the destruction by spontaneous combustion of a small southern European country on the shores of the Atlantic.
Jubal will get his trireme back, one day.
Night*angle* will turn from 90 degrees to 270 degrees.
Mark will become renowned across the world as a great and powerful necroposter.
Phoenixguard will breathe at least twice.
Jubal will change his Rome TW mod from Narnia to Epic Narnia or Gnarnia. XD
Khan shall laugh at least once while reading one of my posts tomorrow.
Phoenix will shoot me in the toe and than get sentenced to death.
P.S. You don't know me at all. Its every morning and afternoon. And I haven't gotten to it yet.
Mark will... be attacked. By a wombat.
Next time Phoenix plays Mount and Blade his small army gets attacked by a massive group of Vaegir Marksmen.
Next time the khan plays Rome Total War, a new map will appear and he will be the leader of a mongol tribe called Markorghids !!! And Ow! He'll be defeated by the Genghis Khan of the Timurids...
Dimos will die... OF CANCER!!
BTW I don't even have Rome TW.
The Khan will die of Khancer. ;)
Jubal will live off cancer.
Khan will move to Queensland, just to see that I can beat him in a fight so he should just hand over that hill.
Hawk will come down here because she will get tired of waiting.
;D I was born in Queensland and lived there for the first 6 years of my life in Mt Isa, Townsville, and Charters Towers. You missed your opportunity. :D
Khan will die of Brain failure... His machine just holds him standing... but not for long.
PS: Cancer is a bad way to die...
So are you. :D Dimos will turn into cancer itself!
Aw damn you, Cancer Crab [Carcinos] ! You will become a royal mongoose of Cambodia when you'll be hit by a cosmic ray from the galaxy of Andromeda! :o
:-/ ???? What on Earth just happened there?
Dimos will get cured. :) Bye bye.
hahaha, thank ya good fellow 8)
-JUST IGNORE ME- ;D
Not cured. Hmm. I think the cancer came back.
Dimos will infect the President of the USA. And yes, Dimos is a contagious cancer.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You pig! :o
You will be transformed to a carrot while you'll sleep! aaaww! >:(
The fairy godmother is on my side. She will transform you into a new type of STI. At least this way you get to see more action. ;)
Um Mark is transformed into his own fairy godmother.
I will turn Phoenix into a pumpkin.
I will turn you into a newt!! ;)
You will be alive at least one minute after reading this post.
Sorry, what did you say. I didn't have time to read it. ;D
You will turn into a 1mm Giraffe.
You will be striken by a thunder once you ride down the valleys of doom! :o
??? You will die of yourself... CANCER!!! No, no, no, it was STI wasn't it.
After many years of brave sailing and adventuring, the mighty Admiral Mark Khan will fall... off the prow of his ship.
Phoenix will die... OF STI!!!
Khan will die and his grave will be necroposted on exilian's oldest thread! :-[ poor ''bastar'' D
XD <<<Dimos will have his face stuck like that forever.
The khan will have his face smashed by a mad preacher! Poor man, don't open your door so hapily... ;D :D ;D
XD I laughed in RL at that. :P And the laughing made you kill yourself.
I just realized that we have just been saying violent stuff about everyones future. :)
Khan will get a magic rainbow flower.
Nightangel will become the colorful Dayangel.
The khan will die of sickness and in doing so fail his mighty Mongolian invasion.
Deathnade will become Deathnarghis Khan, the successor of Markorghis and he will lead his mongols to the west...
Dimos will get a new super computer for Christmas. (Not from me BTW)
His super computer will be rigged by some evil technician, he presses the on button, BOOM!!!
I actually really like DeathNade's new name. Deathnargis Khan. It has a ring to it.
So DeathNade will become the new Khan of the Tasmangolians and will ride over the known world only to be eventually brought low by a plate of badly cooked crustaceans. And a toothbrush.
Phoenixguard will resume stop banhammering randomly and will resume to his old spamful ways.
debux's avatar will melt this summer completely. That's when he'll get a new one! :D
Dimos shall die for thinking that I will ever change my avatar.
Debux will melt like his avatar if the average world's temperature goes up for 0.0001 grade... :o
Dimos will melt like Debux's face melted avatar... after this his sig chops him up and bakes his melted corpse into a tasty carrot cake.
Death Nade *shall* get an avatar that fit's his name and necreoposting abilities (at the same time)
hahahahahahha! Debux will be the most cool dude ever to live on this planet! 8)
;D :D ;D :) ;) :D ;D :) ;D :o :P :D ;D :)
Dimos shall mod my avatar into every single person that exists in M&B vanilla. Period.
debux shall never post again!
Storm will retake his place as the site's top poster (get working on it!) :P
Jubal will release newer versions of WHTW and Narnia. (or else) ;D
CG will become a Rome Total War Heteriarches... :)
:o Dimos will become a Despotes. :P
CG will become comrade_general.. Oh wait!
The Khan will necropost in ALL of the threads!
Spoiler
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Son Of The King will one day become King. :P
Jubal will one day reach 2000 posts. o.O
Khan will necropost all the forum after 66.5 years...
Dimos will get sick of my Necroposting and leave Exilian.
Khan will one day have the highest post count on Exilian!
SotK will go to sleep. :o (maybe)
Lareneg Edarmoc will do something about that Atlantis mod he mentioned ;)
The world will one day become flat so me and SotK will go to sleep at the same time.
After the world will go flat, the Khan will fall off his bed and it will become a sphere once more. ::)
No, it will form into a box.
Khan will breathe. At least twice.
Jubal will hold a pangolin one day...and it shall be glorious!
Othko will one day feast on that same pangolin... and there will be much rejoicing.
Then comrade will try to protect the sacred cows from becoming ''Prime Angus BEEF'' and it will be a glorious day for pangolino eaters... ;D
And than CG eats all of the crows (Or did you say cows? ;D).
And Khan the Viking Overlord of Mongolia will join the feast! He will eat the flesh of the flesh eating crows! :)
Surely the world will be a different place in the future... people will eat crows, pangolins and possibly some armadillos from Jubalistan
And Dimos will make a living of milking those crows.
The Khan will feed some flesh eating rabbits that will fly around the tower of Londonononononononon [like I said, the world will be much different in the future!]
Dimos will eat Owl eating Mosquitoes on a plate made out of lead. (They're some damn big Mossies)
The Khan will drink some Mushroom powder with orange juice. He will dream that I'll be eating those ''mossies'' , while at the same time, he'll be talking to Moses! :D
Dimos will trip me out big time with his fantastical stories. ;D
CG will think I'm awesome some day. ;D
The Khan will definately be resurected ... by alien forms of life!
YAY!!! Dimos will become the almighty King which he now thinks he is.
Upon ressurection, the Khan will renounce his allegience to the Earth and go off conquering the galaxy with said aliens.
...how is that a lie. ;)
Marcus will turn into that red car in his avatar.
Khan will soon post in this thread.
Ladyhawk will come to my place and engage in fun activities... That may or may not involve chocolate and blankets. Obviously we're building a chcocolate fondue fort...
Phoenix will enjoy all this very very much.
So will Ladyhawk....
And the strawberries will too. For a chocolate fondue fort is not complete without strawberries.
Oh I love eating strawberries...in fondue forts!!! :D
Ladyhawk will eat strawberries in the chocolate fondue fort, replete with batteries of serpentine on the walls to protect against invaders. Our forces shall remain stationed at the defences to ensure that none will disturb us.
While we eat strawberries.
Phoenixguard will die valiantly defending his walls from hordes of hungry people desperate for strawberries. :P
Jubal will get A*s from all his lowly subjects.
CG will run free with the buffalo.
As an aside, when I read your post CG I thought it said Ass not A*s. :P
Phoenix will die from life.
The Khan will follow Phoenix to his fate... :(
Dimos will save us out of pity.
The Khan will murder me out of envy, because he won't be able to accept my GLORIOUS pity. ;)
Dimos will become self-proclaimed Emperor of Greece, and then steamroll his way East with a powerful army.
CG will become awesome for that post... in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 ;)
PORTUGAL EXPLODED!
Khan will have to put it back together, the Portugese can't be asked today.
Portugal exploded due to austerity... Hope we won't suffer the same fate... Our previous [not the dictator-banker] prime minister before he signed to give earth and water said ''there are money, there are money!''
Jubal will become the King of England, then he will declare himself emperor of Europe and he will march with his glorious army west!
Let us meet in the edge of the world mr Duke, adventurer, modder, poet!
Dimos will live to be 100 and than die of STI's.
The Khan will find the cure for Dimos' many diseases.
Othko will become a Dog. Than he will piss on my car tires and I will run him over.
Khan will burst his tyres on my teeth.
Othko will be come famous. (Please don't burst my tires.)
Khan will be famous for killing Othko politely (he said please)
Dimos will have a pleasant funeral with all his RL family and friends there crying and standing beside his grave.
Khan will be found responsible for Dimos' death
Dimos will hate me if he found out i called you Dimos.
Khan will actually kill Dimos, because he in turn was killed by Dimos before, when he mistook his name with mine
Dimos will turn into the DJ cat in Dimos's sig.
The Khan will hit his head on his keyboard once he finds out that he mixed up debux with Dimos. ;)
Dimos will hit his head on his monitor when I tell him I didn't really mix it up.
Dimos will not know what he's talking about.
Dimos will see that I do.
Khan will be killed by Dimos, partially because he made him become a fad in the thread, and also because I told him to kill you because now I've no idea of what you guys are talking about.
Dimos will summon the real Dimos to conquer this thread.
That's what I just did, mate!!!
The Khan will be a phantom of the Opera
O.o He's here! You will become everyone.
Khan will tell the future of Dimos (sometime...)
Dimos ( ;) ) will tell the future of bob... in the future.
Khan will tell me who is bob (and also the story of how I became Dimos :P )
debux will not find out who Bob is.
The Khan will one day become a Khagan!! ;) Tadaaam! :D and Kaboom! ;D
...That actually may come true. (Now I feel like doing that just for fun)
Khan *will* tell Dimos' future (no, the real Dimos! Darn!)
Dimos will find out the future when I tell him. ;)
Khan! Become a Khagan!! The Vast Avar Khaganate is yours to rule now!
The Khan will wear a hot wool cap to protect from the Panonian winter [being a Khagan has also some negatives, like wearing the said cap...]
...Dimos wil fall down a hole and meet a talking rabbit... name TEH BUNNEH!! (He's high at the time)
The Khan will become the speaking rabbit, after he will mess with an AVAR magician in south pannonia...
Dimos's avatar will change because of it. He rages and throws his computer out the window.
Khan will be hit by Dimos's (the real one) computer. Also mine, because I raged a bit to see he had posted before me, making my exquisitely written post to be lost because it would have been out of context.
The Khan will post somewhere on the King Arthurs Gold forum.
SJdG (ImAwesome) will fall off of the edge of the KAG - Forum and land right in the middle of Exilian... and get more posts than Jubal.
Khan will magically give all his posts to SJdG (wow, that took way to long to type, I'll have to get used to it ;D ), in order for him to dream of catching up with Jubal
Dimos will die!! It will be good and of old age with his family beside his bed.
Khan will die in Dimos' hands (the four hands (t)he(y) has)
Hmmmm my tea leaves declare that you shall contract syphilis from a monkey and die in a fire. Sorry dude, them leaves don't lie.
Mine say that your tea leaves are evil and they lie to everyone just for fun.
Mine say the like cookies. Oh, and that they'll dry-hump Khan in the near future.
Mine says you'll dry eat the cookies.
Khan will explain what "dry eating" is (not even the urban dictionary knows!)
Dimos will see that is the opposite of "wet eating".
PH09 will stop making up words
Somid will see a bright light... and go blind.
Khan will open the kag forums some time
(oh and also,dubux will fall off the edge of
Exilian and land right in the middle of Kag forums,
and get more posts than BlueLuigi and Neat.)
Quote from: The Khan on July 11, 2012, 10:27:07 PM
Mine say that your tea leaves are evil and they lie to everyone just for fun.
Afraid not, in fact my tea leaves are leaves from the Ctheath and so never lie, but only tell the truths which will hurt men. But just because the leaves lie doesn't mean I can't.
SJdG will get more posts than Jubal... ;)
(Oh, that would be that day, just imagine that. But he will never got a bigger post:like ratio than xiaojin67 though, now that's one awesome comic artist... with an awesome taste in comics ;) )
EDIT: Ninja'd by Pentagathus, how disgraceful.
Khan shall be slain by Pentagathus
Somid will see a light in the east and leave in search of new lands.
Khan will regret having sent me to the cold Andes to freeze to death
Somid will see another light in the north and head that way too.
Khan will have to go with me, because I can stand dying alone twice so far (now in the Atacama Desert, oh yay! /sarcasm)
You follow some footprints into the west, with me accompanying you.
Khan shall be murdered by me, because I went cannibalistic on him, as I got so angry that he sent me off to the west (Pacific ocean?)
I shall send you to the south... where you started from. ;D
You shall be found dead under mysterious circumstances, just a friggin' map on top of your dead body.
You will see the future of the person that you will post below.
Khan shall faint at the future I have predicted for him
Somid will have 1001 post less than me after I press the "Post" button.
Uhmmm.... nope ;D but it's actually more than that.
Khan will erase some of his posts so that He has exactly 1001 posts more than I have (and so it shall remain... for EVAH)
Somid will realize that I posted this post before I posted the other ones so that that one was 1001 post before I posted on other threads.
Khan will find out that I can break the barriers of time (and who knows what others?) 8)
Somid will find out that... WE ARE ON A ROLL!!!
Khan will do a Wi-five with me for that reason
Debux will realise that his prediction will not occur.
As an aside, I think it's probably a bit unfair for everyone if KSM were to play this game. Her's would actually come true. :P
PH will someday become active as he used to.
*Gives Somid a Wi-Five*
Khan will live happily ever after for doing that Wi-Five with me.
And yeah, it'd be rather scary that she'd pop by :P
Somid will enshrine the Wi-Five I gave him.
Khan will destroy it because he's a mean necroposter >:(
Debux will be given a cat kitten as a present...
Dimos will see the light once again but decide not to follow it this time. (Smart bugger)
Khan will set sail after the light with his Mongol army/navy.
For the glory of Jimbobland and Khanville! :P
PH Will defend against the Dimohillian Cultists.
Khan will raise an army of necroposters and conquer all the forums untill he meets his doom burning on a stake in my back yard.
Ash will trip and fall on the stake, burning with Khan
Feet shall use his super-feet-smelly powers to revive them. But he doesn't use his powers to take them out, because he wants to watch them suffer.
(Just don't throw me on the stake ;D )
(Ok then. Also, I'm a she)
Debux shall make a movie about how Ashanorath and Khan suffered on a stake
Feet shall turn into a man so that the prophesy of the world ending if I ever make a mistake on the internet isn't fulfilled.
(Yeah, sorry, I forgot :P I remember seeing that somewhere)
Debux shall input his brain into a robot, so no one shall know if he ever makes a mistake on the internet
Feet will die 6 years from now from rectal bleeding.
:o
Ash will make a bow so powerful that he will shoot an arrow all the way to Ohio, where I will find it.
CG will come to my funeral when I die from broken brow accident.
Ash will revive because he was so surprised to see CG in his funeral
Debux will drink coffee in his Malibu beach house. His wife will be a goat herder from Illinois.
The Wolfman will marry my sister and become my brother-in-law. 8)
CG will go hunting and "accidentaly" kill SW.
Ashanorath will be the mastermind behind that plot. He's after my stash of sweetrolls.
SW will die in his hiding place where he hides all of the tongs that were ment to be in Skyrim.
Ash will kill SW because he's after SW's tongs
feet will have gotten to the tongs first, much to Ash's surprise.
Debux will scare Ash, much to Ash's surprise.
feet will grow an extra foot.
Debux will ask feet for an extra hand to fix his machinery... Too bad feet can only become an assisting tripod :o
Dimos will replace me in my attempt to fix machinery... while I sunbathe in the northern hemisphere's sun rays 8)
Hehehehe
Bebux will be burned from the blazing sun of Sweden... Yeah, Sweden will be the Hottest place in the North hemispere soonish!
Midos shall return in time and become the new King Midas! His golden touch will turn the sun into gold, which could possibly make it a even better heat conductor, and therefore burning me in the future (in Sweden)
Yeah and Bebux (Debux) will become the Prince of Sweden. King Midos (the new Midas of Phrygia) will become the Ruler of Sweden. Phrygia will be so cold for him, full of grey wolfies and lion's roars! He'd prefer sweden. Someday Bebux (Debux) will rule over sweden. Swedes will be like modern day Africans in colour (the sun will be too hot, thus they will change in order to protect and continue their lives)
Dimos will write some really odd books.
Jubal will no doubt own a copy of all of them.
CG will mod them.
deebz will read my modified books and make good comments about them. :)
Comrade General will use my books as a base to manipulate historical facts! :o
Dimos will use his own books as a home base fortress for the Swedish.
(I forgot how much fun the Beer Cellar was! ;D )
Khan will remember how cool the Beer Cellar was, and he will post there, full of necroposting joy!
Dimos will marry Khan, after realizing how cool he is for realizing how cool the Beer Cellar is.
feet will one day be the only Exilianite left and will take the role of Jubal as Megadux and rule over whoever is left on Exilian (No one).
The Khan will Marry Feet, after realizing how cool it is to be Married to a lonely Megadux of the Future! 8)
Dimos will be my best man.
Khan will spend a long time searching for a minister of the Church of teh Bunneh to officiate at his wedding.
Jubal will be the said priest :P
Dimos shall be devoured by gremlins and gobblesnuffs after suffering Pentagaroah (a chronic STD which will be discovered by my fine self at some undefined point in the future.)
Penty will become Emperor of China.
Jubal will become Occihito, Emperor of Japan... Then he'll slay Penty in an Epic War and he'll practically rule the east asian lands!
Dimos will observe their conflict from the safety of his Mediterranean underwater city refuge, his H-bomb finger nervously twitching.
Silver wolf will order his fleet to occupy the Pearl Harbor of Hawai, nervous of this Asian Conflict and in awe of my H-bomb...
Dimos will be arrested by the UN for possession of a H-Bomb
Othko will make the arrest.
Jubal will be there as back-up.
Othko will be violent (against me!) :o
Dimos will escape said arrest and run..
Scarlet Pimpernel will give Dimos shelter in a safehouse.
Othko will track them down using his handy pocket people tracker.
SP will start a successful tinfoil hat business for people who are scared of the tracker.
Jubal will set up a rival company selling grease-proof paper hats.
Scarlet's tinfoil hat company will merge with Jubal's grease proof paper hat company to make a bizarre headwear conglomerate.
SotK will marry and have a small army of nerd children who spend all morning on AoE and AoM at the weekends :P
Tea, the Dragon will become an exilian citizen.
Dimos will post in this thread!
Son of the King will also post on it, sooner than he expected...
Dimos will die... or not... ;)
The Khan is in our hearts, the Khan will never die!
Scarlet will become the Megadux in the next few years.
The Khan will become the MegaDuck in the next few months.
(I won't deny I have been plotting to over throw Jubal since at least three months before I joined Exilian. And I'm not even joking :P)
Scarlet will overthrow Jubal and I support her. :)
The Khan will rise up high in my new regime since he spoke out first in my favour!
Scarlet will rule more than just Exilian, she'll take over many Forums.
Khan will be imprisoned in the bowels of the dreaded Keep Floberdygorth when the Wilbulnubniblian Freedom Front, Sides, Rear and Centre rises up to strike against this proposed Empire of Exilian.
Pentagathus will march against the army of Scarlet.
The Khan will try to blow up the Enterprise.
CG will rebuild it as the Venture :P
Scarlet will be the Captain. 8)
CG will be the copilot.
The Khan will accidentaly fly with them!
Dimos will be a stowaway.
Khan will demand he will join the expedition team!
Dimos and I will join as random people.
Khan and I will be sent to all hard missions into the void!
Dimos will be split up from Khan, they will have to find each other again.
The Khan will cause the black death.
Dimos will find the cure!
Khan will learn that Dimos and Skull are one and the same person!
Othko will declare war on Dimull/Skumos!
Khan will declare for Dimull!
Othko will join and it will be Dimullko
Together they will assimilate all.
Dimullko will also join the crew of The Venture.
The Venture will be renamed "The Dimulkonator" in honor of the three best friends that anyone could have.
Death Nade will become their worst enemies when they deny to add his name to theirs.
Khan will be in most danger from Death Nade due to geographical proximities.
The Dimulkonator and Dimulko will come to here and aid me in defense.
Affirmative! I am here Great Khan!
We will defeat all of our Khan-enemies
Dimulko will betray me and help the enemy! :o
Khan, having suffered humiliating defeat will, quietly (or loudly) plot his revenge for many years to come. :D
Scarlet will come and aid me in my distress.
The Khan will betray the Kingdom of Exilian,and form his own Khaganate.
Skull will try to assassinate Pentagathus!
The Khan will see him do it!
Scarlet will attempt to murder me!
But that attempt on my life will fail,because as we all know,no man can murder me!
Skull will escape just in the nick of time! Curse him!
I shall be very angry at Scarlet. I shall try to test greek fire on her the next time I see her!
Skull will one day find the rest of his body... one day...
The Khan will mistakenly help him find it.
But Scarlet will steel it for herself, for her creepy fetishes.
If she steels my body,I shall rename myself into "Lord Iron Skull".
;D
Lord Iron Skull will rise up and rule over us all.
Scarlet will give birth to a Roman Reoublican legion, after a miracle of Pope Unexistendus IV the Small.
Dimos will post a remotely sensible prediction.
Pentagathus will one day live in a penthouse and breathe pentoxide, he will also eat/drink pentapeptide for breakfast lunch and tea.
Bah, been there, got the t-shirt etc.
Khan will get a pet axolotl, which will unfortunately evolve into a Khan eating dragonbeastie.
Pentagathus will get rabies...
The Khaaaaan will have given it to him.
CG and his Angus buddies will also get rabies.
Khan will bite this thread. And give it rabies.
Othko will be able to see the future.
Khan will be able to see the future, after it has happened, as a memory.
Jubal will be able to see the past when he's old.
Khan will be able to see the CORE OF THE EARTH.
Jubal will be able to see the CORE OF THE SUN.
Khan will be able to see the CORE OF THE APPLE.
:o Jubal will one day find the CORE OF THE UNIVERSE!!
Khan will one day find the CORE OF HIS SOUL.
Jubal will one day find the CORE OF EXILIAN.
The Khan will one day find the CORE OF THE CORE
Jubal will one day find the CORE OF THAT POST. ;)
The Khan will eat breakfast at some point.
:o Not that you mention it, I am hind of hungry. :P
Jubal will die at some point
Khan will won day learn how to spell "kind" without a h.
Gmd will one day learn how to spell "one" without that w and with an extra e on the end..
Khan will one day learn that spelling matters not.
Gmd will one day learn the super Grammar-Nazi powers!
Khan will become overwhelmed by his grammar nazi powers and the entire world will be forced to rise against him.
GMD will join the grammer rezistence.
Jubal will invade my Grammar Nazi empire and slaughter everyone!
Khan will ultimately fail during a final stand on mount saint Khan. A mountain of the fallen.
GMD will fall to the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron.
Jubal will become a disciple of the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron. That is, if he already isn't.
So will the Khan :D
Jubal will pull the sword out of the stone.
The Khan will be my first loyal subject as King of the Britons :P
Jubal will slay many dragons as well as many nice looking females. You slayer Jubal. ;)
EDIT: Maybe even female dragons.
Khan will probably play games and stuff I guess.
Jubal may post today.
Khan will post next.
Gmd won't post next.
The Khan will somehow find even more ways to confuse all the threads in the Beer Cellar.
Jubal will one day find even more ways to be confused by the Beer Cellar.
The Khan will be responsible for this.
Jubal will fix this.
Othko will be observing the confusing with a puzzled expression.
Gmd will predict the future, and not simply observe the present.
Othko will get a TARDIS and use it to go party like it's 1699. In 1699.
Jubal will be invited along.
Othko will get too drunk and I'll have to pilot the TARDIS home.
Jubal will ban members with his philosopherish strategic wizard powers or wayfarerness.
The Khan will not ban members, any members, ever.
Jubal will ban The Khan for being ineffective at stopping the spambot war.
Othko will murder me and rise to power as a bloody tyrant.
Jubal will rise from the dead to reform the taken over Exilian.
Khan will continue to necropost throughout the conflict.
Othko will blend together with SotK and TJB, creating the REAL Sothkbo.
Khan will blend with the rest of Tasmongolia and unite the Steppe tribes once more!
Othko will eat cereal.
Jubal will never eat cereal again!
Othko will steal my cereal :(
Jubal won't mind because his prediction will be true.
Othko will mind because he will be buried alive in cereal.
Jubal will mind because if he takes any of the cereal than Othko will escape from his grave and avenge the cereal.
The Khan will, in a tangentially related plotline, be besieged by pizza-eating weasels in a castle that is only defended by himself and fifty Italian chefs.
Jubal will be leading those pizza-eating weasels, for he is one.
The Khan will be forced to surrender to the pizza-eating weasel army. :)
Jubal will give me a green name.
Gmd will be pecked by a duck.
SotK will make me a cup of Assam tea.
(Please? :P)
MoD will drink all of the tea.
SotK will hum Greensleeves.
MoD will hum The Lincolnshire Poacher
Jubal will hum some other folk song.
Othko97 will dance to it.
Jubal will promptly stop to end the terrible spectacle of me trying to dance :P
Othko will dance anyway, down the street and out of town!
Jubal will resume humming.
Othko will get his eyes checked, only to realise that he only has one.
Jubal will tell the future instead of the past.
Othko will start seeing into an alternate dimension. But still with no depth perception.
Jubal will discover his prophetic third eye, giving him temporal depth perception
Othko will become a sheep farmer and get attacked by Greek travellers.
Jubal will pay Greek travellers to attack me and my flocks.
Othko will be tricked by the Greek travellers, and subsequently be the antagonist in an epic poem.
Jubal will chronicle the epic tale.
Othko will one day realise that I am in fact a blind ancient Greek poet.
Jubal will also write about a siege.
Othko will one day get his prescience sorted: me writing about a siege happened in the recent past (http://www.exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=3354.0). :P
Jubal will become unable to not write about sieges :P
Othko will read all my books on sieges. :P
Jubal will become famed due to his exemplary work on sieges.
Othko will attempt to re-enact all the sieges I write about.
Jubal will foil me at every turn!
Othko will, however, succeed on the straights, and occasionally when crossing roundabouts.
Jubal is the main reason those successes on roundabouts are so rare.
Othko will never learn to drive an aeroplane.
Jubal will learn to pilot a submarine.
Othko will learn to pilot a big green carrier plane with releasable pods that can carry my submarine, among other useful vehicles.
Jubal's submarine will be yellow, and incredibly useful in swamps full of giant tiny crocodiles.
Othko (and I) will both be overshadowed by SOTK who will get the hypersonic plane, most of the good action scenes, and most of the swooning fans.
Jubal will embrace the fact that Virgil was actually the best character in Thunderbirds.
Othko won't notice because he's rolling on the floor laughing at Gordon's excellent sense of humour.
Jubal will be too busy noticing how Virgil always ends up doing everything to laugh.
Othko will at some point realise that we're arguing over the merits of puppets and that Thunderbirds isn't actually a documentary. :P
Jubal will realise that Thunderbirds was based on real events, and Virgil reigned supreme in the end.
Othko97 will found WASP and design the first Stingray submarine.
Jubal will paint some Dalek miniatures
Lady Grey will record herself singing a song and post it on Exilian.
CG will do another speed-painting video :)
Jubal will post a video explaining how inspired by his great friend Gmd he is. Also praising him and explaining why he deserves a green name.
If you actually want to volunteer for a logothete job that can be arranged, but you'd need to actually have a job title and do the necessary work :P
GMD will live in a giant banana nut muffin.
Jubal will have breakfast tomorrow.
Joke's on you, I usually skip breakfast...
Khan will have as many meals as Khan has tomorrow tomorrow.
Jubal will never stop growing or get old or die. Eventually he'll grow to the size of the Milkyway.
Khan will have the same problem, but only with his hands, which will grow out of control compared to the rest of his body.
Jubal will experience the mysteries of the universe (shortly before contracting amnesia and forgetting them all).
BearKnight will... I've forgotten what I was going to write here :s
Jubal will remember!!
The Khan will forget.