Tell the future of the person above you.

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Khan will magically give all his posts to SJdG (wow, that took way to long to type, I'll have to get used to it ), in order for him to dream of catching up with Jubal

[Cuddly Khan]

Dimos will die!! It will be good and of old age with his family beside his bed.

[debux]

Khan will die in Dimos' hands (the four hands (t)he(y) has)

[Pentagathus]

Hmmmm my tea leaves declare that you shall contract syphilis from a monkey and die in a fire. Sorry dude, them leaves don't lie.

[Cuddly Khan]

Mine say that your tea leaves are evil and they lie to everyone just for fun.

[debux]

Mine say the like cookies. Oh, and that they'll dry-hump Khan in the near future.

[Cuddly Khan]

Mine says you'll dry eat the cookies.

[debux]

Khan will explain what "dry eating" is (not even the urban dictionary knows!)

[Cuddly Khan]

Dimos will see that is the opposite of "wet eating".

[debux]

PH09 will stop making up words

[Cuddly Khan]

Somid will see a bright light... and go blind.

[SaidaiSloth]

Khan will open the kag forums some time
(oh and also,dubux will fall off the edge of
Exilian and land right in the middle of  Kag forums,
and get more posts than BlueLuigi and Neat.)

[Pentagathus]

Mine say that your tea leaves are evil and they lie to everyone just for fun.

Afraid not, in fact my tea leaves are leaves from the Ctheath and so never lie, but only tell the truths which will hurt men. But just because the leaves lie doesn't mean I can't.

[Cuddly Khan]

SJdG will get more posts than Jubal...
(Oh, that would be that day, just imagine that. But he will never got a bigger post:like ratio than xiaojin67 though, now that's one awesome comic artist... with an awesome taste in comics )

EDIT: Ninja'd by Pentagathus, how disgraceful.

[debux]

Khan shall be slain by Pentagathus