LET THE GAMES BEGIN! :D
wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH scrempukulick!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!oneunoeins
*opens booze*
I would like to complain at the fact that there is only 3 GO! (s) in the title and feel that there should be more.
I disagree; being the third instance of this phenomenon, the three GO! (s) fit in well.
I propound that there should be an exclamation mark succeeding each individual 'GO' and not a lone bastion of punctuation guarding but the very terminus of the title.
I toast to that, dear sire!
Greetings gentlemen. A lovely day for panda hunting, wouldn't you say.
No.
(http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/syko-panda.jpg)
(http://www.lolzatwork.com/storage/2010/10/funny-pictures-panda-will-let-you-t.jpg)
So, now that I've stopped pissing around with the open source ati drivers (which are fine for desktop use, but rubbish for gaming), and installed the Catalyst drivers from AMD, I can actually run 0AD on my laptop with Linux! Result! Plus, the Catalyst 11.4 drivers will support my switchable graphics, which will be a bonus, so I can make full use of my Graphics chipset. In short, life is good.
Quote from: "Marcus"So, now that I've stopped pissing around with the open source ati drivers (which are fine for desktop use, but rubbish for gaming), and installed the Catalyst drivers from AMD, I can actually run 0AD on my laptop with Linux! Result! Plus, the Catalyst 11.4 drivers will support my switchable graphics, which will be a bonus, so I can make full use of my Graphics chipset. In short, life is good.
I didn't understand a single word you just said. :D
In short, getting the graphics drivers that ATI/AMD provide works better for gaming than the open source ones.
Imagine that.
I know. The company that made the chipset making better drivers for it that those that didn't? Unthinkable!
You could even say the company that made the chipset make better drivers for it tha<big><big>n</big></big> those that didn't. :woohoo:
(http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/13/grammar-nazi.jpg)
I wish that at least one of the famous Goldsmith's in this world were at least , even ever so slightly, related to me.
There's an author, a Lord, MP (used to be I think) and now Kate Middleton (The one who is marrying prince William for those who bury their heads in the sand) 's Mum is a Goldsmith.
Link to prove this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13050232)
Grrrrrrrrrr....
You never know though, we may take over the world eventually.....
I walked 15 miles today, and am now considerably more tired than I have been in a long time. I also drank water from a random stream and saw a Capercaillie fly past me rather close :D .
Capercaillies are pretty cool; where in the world are you at the moment then?
Near Boat of Garten (which is near Aviemore) in Scotland :D .
Are you Scottish?
I'm Scottish.
I'm quarter Scottish, and my family name's Scottish. :)
Nope I'm English, on holiday in Scotland.
Are ya in Bonnie Scotland lad? (Had to)
Going on holiday to Scotland, and you've actually had decent weather..... Who'd have thought?
Even I have got a bit of a tan here in Sunny Norfolk! Who needs Spain one must ask......
http://www.youtube.com/v/rA22pj5q_VA
lol, b
I wish they made more movies like these, instead of some of the crap that there is around. History is so damn interesting, even if it is represented in a fictional way
Bin-Laden is dead, another important step in america's 'war on terror'
Not that it will do much more than piss the extremists off.
I'll probably be fine though. The last time they attacked Scotland not only was no one targeted killed but we punched one of their guys in the face, while he was on FIRE!!! B)
Quote from: "Nightangel"Not that it will do much more than piss the extremists off.
I'll probably be fine though. The last time they attacked Scotland not only was no one targeted killed but we punched one of their guys in the face, while he was on FIRE!!! B)
didn't that guy run as an independant in the last election? (as in the guy who punched the flaming terrorist)
You're damn right it's important.
Of course, this probably means revenge attacks and a lot more bombs going off soon.....
ah but those attacks will be targetted at America and her citizens
we should be alright in Blightly, besides as night angel has already mentioned in one of the last terrorist attacks on britain the terrorist got beaten up by angry Scots XD
Well boo-frickety-hoo, we're ready for them this time.
Just finished the Portal 2 single player campaign, and it is pretty awesome. :D
I've never played Portal. It seems like it might be interesting to play someday, although I'm not really in the science brigade of the geek division.
Now if they made a game where you could play as Byron... :P
WELCOME TO EXILIAN II! :D
Wow, I just realised we have Karma! Nicceeeeeee!
I shall be the first to give some!
For which I shall return some. :D
Really hard to get used to this new forum... I really got to the location of the buttons at exilian (the original and hipster one 8) )
It will take a while, but it shall be good!
And, BLUE NAME!!!!!!!!
Quote from: debux on May 06, 2011, 12:53:29 AM
Really hard to get used to this new forum... I really got to the location of the buttons at exilian (the original and hipster one 8) )
We'll be improving it over time; this forum does allow us far better control than ZB ever did, so in terms of forum changes it will make our lives far simpler.
Is it just me or now there is no possibility of seeing the last post since one has visited?
If it's easier for you guys, then I hope we stay here :D
where is my red name!!
Does having bad Karma do anything or is it just there?
Quote from: debux on May 06, 2011, 06:55:58 PM
Is it just me or now there is no possibility of seeing the last post since one has visited?
If it's easier for you guys, then I hope we stay here :D
At the top of the page is a link: 'Show unread posts since last visit'
Nightangel: Nothing, apart from letting everyone know how much of a dick you are. :P
Whew! I made it to the new forum in one piece!
That [smite] button really does look very tempting. I like smiting things...
And The Lord said, "Thou shalt not smite me, 'cos I can smite thee twice as hard."
Yet still they said unto the LORD "Eat **** and die".
So the lord smote them mightily, and they were sore afraid and fled unto 4Chan. And there the LORD did not follow, for there are some things even divine beings would rather not get involved in.
I have a request.
Can everyone smite me, and then continue to smite me at every opportunity. I do so love running gags.
smitey button is gone :(
I decided to go for a more advanced rep system. Click the heart to applaud or smite!
It just seems to bump me an inch down the page when I hit it...
EDIT: OK, didn't notice the bit at the top of the page. :P
Waaaaaahhh, why don't I see anything? Where's da heart?
Below their avatar, between the email and PM icons.
I don't see it either. ???
Screenie?
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p9/Son_Of_The_King/th_rep.png) (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p9/Son_Of_The_King/rep.png)
That's a little odd... ???
I see nowt either......
I can see it. You guys are just heartless.
Fixed it. Permissions weren't set in some usergroups.
Quote from: Andalus on May 07, 2011, 07:46:06 PM
I can see it. You guys are just heartless.
Low blow that, hurt so much.
Quote from: GoldyrulzLow blow that, hurt so much.
You ain't got a heart, but I can still punch you in the kidneys!
Sorry about that guys, I was bound to miss something.
At least the rest of it works!
But I can't smite anyone now. :'(
:(
Oh wait I can.
Goodie. :)
How?
A heart ?
Now that's gay...
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l283/sotamuumi/trollface.gif)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you went there.....
Argh, forgot to disable rep points for posts and topics, and now Goldy has an absurd amount.
Heh I was wondering how I'd got rep so quickly.
Hehehehehehe, I worked it out!
I was actually quite clever there for a minute.
And I spammed the spamfest because I thought that my post count wouldn't go up, but it did! But thats gone now......
Ok, everyone above 10 rep is being reset to 10, to make it fair.
lol, simultaneously put that in announcements. :P
*Storms off in a huff*
I put in a lot of effort with that!
Why is Marcus also Megadux?
Seriously; no Marcuses allowed...
You have uncovered his secret coup plans!
Hang him! Hang him! Bring the stakes!
Because although the Technikos position is technically admin, there are still some things I can't do with it. So you'll just have to put up with 2 Megaduxes(?) for a while.
Megaduces, I think.
Megadouches...
ooooooooooooo what now? ;D
Thanks. We love you, too. :'(
In other news, Jubal will never be the same again.
Marcus gained a level.
New feat: Craft Disturbing Mental Image! :-\
(Idea cribbed from Belkar in the last panel here)
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0249.html
Am getting laser eye surgery.
Spoiler
(http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/9/97/Locutusofborg.jpg)
Quote from: comrade_general on May 20, 2011, 02:13:14 AM
Am getting laser eye surgery.
Spoiler
(http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/9/97/Locutusofborg.jpg)
My Reaction
Spoiler
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhunmwi4gt1qzyhsmo1_250.gif)
This is also another candidate for my avatar :D
observe awesomness of new sig gif!!! I would love to Hi-5 the guy/gal who did that
What actually is the thing that was thrown?
That's starting to get too big DD, can you shrink it by half?
oh :( ill ditch bieber getting hit in the face
Is it possible to add spoilers to the sig?
Can't see why not, have you tried?
I can confirm it is entirely possible to add spoilers to your sig.
'Cause DD could use it.
I think the gif he had before must be around
From the forum stats -
Male to Female Ratio: 1:0
Spoiler
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217001626/callofduty/images/d/d9/FUUUU.jpg)
but expected :(
That's because the male/female profile info got wiped on moving. So 99% of users don't actually have a specified gender. :P
Hell I don't even know what gender I am. :(
Just keep telling yourself that, Jub. :P
Nightangel....?
No, I mean that's why it's 1:0. It should be more like 99:1, assuming the old Exilian's citizens were a typical makeup. :P
It makes sense to me; for every 1 guy there are 0 women.
Quote from: comrade_general on May 29, 2011, 01:19:28 PM
Just keep telling yourself that, Jub. :P
Nightangel....?
Yes darling. What is it? ;D
You feeling alright? :P
Androgynous members? What androgynous members? ;)
IM ALIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who are you?
Wooooooooo!
What gender though?
I'm enjoying the ambiguity. It shall remain.
Quote from: Gmd on May 29, 2011, 10:13:23 PM
IM ALIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stay around this time! :P
I guessing due to raised awareness of the gender feature on our profiles some of us will have set our gender, yet its still 1:0 male:female
one day maybe...
Our active members are certainly all male.
(Sorry Nightangel, make that probably mostly male). :P
Quote from: Jubal on May 31, 2011, 09:12:03 PM
Our active members are certainly all male.
(Sorry Nightangel, make that probably mostly male). :P
Dutily noted, my friend.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43223011?GT1=43001
This isn't intended to relate to the gender issue around here. :P
Why is the star rating only with 1 or 5 stars? I haven't seen 2,3 or 4 star members
Just curious, hopefully not taken as a critic :P
Yes we demand recognition or explanation.
It's a predefined picture based on your usergroup, which we haven't really fixed up yet.
basically he doesn't love us anymore :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgygkWe_Hlg
:P
Wonder what happened to Doomchild...
Sorry for randomness, but I was checking an old thread and remembered we had him once :'(
@Jubal, dang, can't see it for belonging to an underdeveloped country
Quote from: Jubal on June 03, 2011, 09:10:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgygkWe_Hlg
:P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9_nXlvY6Io&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9_nXlvY6Io&feature=related)
Shut up this how we feel! 8)
woooooo still alive
I just cloned my reputation power to the gmd, now you can barely matter just like me. :D
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
A reward for your kindness.
I wonder how far up the rep count can get up to
Who wants to try and break it? ;D
...we're going to have to reset the whole rep system AGAIN, aren't we?
probably, any fault and someone shall abuse it!
hey! why is my rep soo low??
This is sooo wrong ... :D
But I don't really care about the reputation system... I'm still hiding in the shadows anyway...
EDIT : These emoticons are kind of creepy, don't you think so ?
I like the ":D" one, but the :P one looks too serious in comparison to the other one we had. They're pretty good, at least to my liking.
I'd give you rep DD, but I have to log on in an hour.
Why does it say SW has 0 rep powah when on his profile it says 140?
Probably what he obtained before he hid it. I'm thinking, because of the flaws in this system, I should disable it and go back to karma. What say ye?
Quote from: Marcus on June 06, 2011, 07:44:42 PM
Probably what he obtained before he hid it.
Yes, you're right.
Quote from: Marcus on June 06, 2011, 07:44:42 PMWhat say ye?
No! I was enjoying having the highest reputation powah! >:(
Is there going to be a way to turn off/hide the new karma system? I don't really like that kind of stuff...
Don't like having too few?
;)
Yes that's true, you see : I've never been the popular guy... :P
Ok, it's broken atm, I'm going to do a manual removal to avoid breaking armadillo, which might take a while.
Btw, these stars right under the name, what do they stand for ?
Nothing, popular guy :D
Apparently it hasn't been looked at much, although it does look strange that there are only two "ranks" (1 or 5 stars)
We shall sort that in due time. Atm the main issues are purging the flawed (and now broken) rep system and adding the main navigation bar back to the top.
Good luck BTW!
so rep is messed up and still its either 1 or 5 stars XD maybe we should limit the gimicks
The feeling of an off-road bike ride in 90F weather after a day of lame work:
Spoiler
(http://stickerish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/portugalYeaBlackSS.png)
With a leather jacket, right?
leather jacket + 90F = bad times
Anyhow, leather jackets are respectable. It's like a dude wearing sunglasses at night time ;D
That might be me tonight; just had my eyeballs lasered this morning. 8)
Uuuuh, so you're like Cyclops now?
Not at all, I can see everything crystal clear.
Council unprepared for zombie attack. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798)
Bad news guys. I've failed a part of my entrance examination for Faculty of Medicine... Physics to be more specific.
My chances to become a student of medicine are now significantly smaller...
But I guess that's the way the world goes... You can't always be on the winning side, after all. :(
Can't you try it again?
Next year. But it's probably going to be overcrowded next year (my generation is significantly smaller).
I've got three more choices which have something around 300 free places all together. But those faculties are not internationally recognized...
Can't you work up from something smaller? Maybe having experience somewhere else can help...
Although I must say I have no idea how the system works
Quote from: debux on June 12, 2011, 12:16:22 AM
Can't you work up from something smaller?
Nope it's either that or nothing... Transfers from non-medical faculties are not possible.
Maybe you should just join Starfleet.
rep system removed. At last.
...and now I find I want to rep you for the achievement. ;)
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ (http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)
EDIT: 2000th post! w00t!
I will add it again once I have the nav bar in. I now know how to make it so that people can only give one rep point at a time, regardless of rank or postcount.
Quote from: Dripping D on June 13, 2011, 07:19:26 PM
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ (http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)
EDIT: 2000th post! w00t!
GET OUT OF MY SIG!!!
Yeah, it'll be good to have the navbar back. :)
apparently sean bean (Boromir, Sharpe) has become the first living saint of the north
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/sean-bean-beatified-by-northerners-201106153949/ (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/sean-bean-beatified-by-northerners-201106153949/)
most/all humour will be lost on readers from outside the uk, or unfamilar with Northern stereotypes
'Tis great to live in the southern hemisphere
JubalIsSleepy.
Marcusiswet.
Got something you want to tell us????!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry Goldyrulz, they use protection. Teh Internets are a dangerous place full of sick people...
On the side note...
It's been more than a month since I've deactivated my Facebook account. Woo-hoo !
I rather wondered if Jubal's sleepiness and Marcus's sogginess were in some way connected.
Ouch.
Kind made me remember the feel when the sick thought of your parents "hugging" themselves enters your mind.
On the completely unrelated and a-lot-more-helpful-for-mental-sanity topic, having a power failure for two days straight is kinda fun... kinda makes you think of antiquity and how dependent we are of electronic stuffs
I've been having power failures too, fixed now though.
Glad to know you associate us with your parents debux. :P
I live in Wales, and it has been pissing it down for about 5 days so far, so yes, I am very wet. ;)
Isn't it... summer up there?
Starting just today, and it's only been here for 6 hours and 20 minutes.
Don't you know anything about the UK?
From the movie King Arthur:
Gawain: I can't wait to leave this island. If it's not raining, it's snowing, and if it's not snowing, it's foggy.
Lancelot: And that's summer.
Actually, no, all I know comes from Asterix and Obelix, the Sharpe series and ETW/NTW :P
want. to. post. in. guess who will post next.
must. resist.
Yeah, Britain is a very soggy island.
It just tipped it down for half an hour here now, incredibly heavy and thunder, had to watch Wimbledon online...
Stupid sky losing satellite *grumbles for a while*
oh noes
goldy missed his daily bourgeois sport fix
needless to say i'm not a fan of wimbledon, though have to feign interest as other half is going tomorrow
"feign interest"
Yeah right, you love Murray really.
British when he wins
Scottish when he loses!
whats not to love about a grumpy scotsman who always falls at the lasst hurdle so to say
Quote from: Goldyrulz on June 22, 2011, 10:06:39 PM
"feign interest"
Yeah right, you love Murray really.
British when he wins
Scottish when he loses!
This is true, but in tennis, nobody wins.
And how'd ya figure that one out then?
*Prepares to be amazed*
Because tennis is only for losers.
Duh.
Shame ya can't!
name colour has gone to default...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ (http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)
The world has come to an end....
So, I bought TW:S2 (can't deal with this whole Total War: Name thing) in the Steam sale. I'll tell you how it is when it finally downloads, which will be in about 4 days time at the rate its going.
Hm, I'd have waited if I'd been you. It might show up one day with 50% discount.
Goddamn steam that doesn't let me buy the Vietnam expansion for BF:BC2, when I bought the retail game >:(
Quote from: Son of the King on July 03, 2011, 11:33:42 PM
So, I bought TW:S2 (can't deal with this whole Total War: Name thing) in the Steam sale. I'll tell you how it is when it finally downloads, which will be in about 4 days time at the rate its going.
From what I've heard and a let's play I saw, (so this might not be totally accurate), navel combat is far more tactical but the factions are I bit samey with regards to their units.
all the tw games are built that way though although maybe with a few differences like skins, different names ect.
Feudal Japan has a strong tendency towards samey units though, because the different factions were all quite culturally monotone. Rome has quite a bit of unit diversity.
yeah a bit, but like with the mercenaries on rome, they were just green versions from the other factions and other things like carthage, spain and numida all used the same generals bodyguard. Its little things like that that annoy me, that why i went into modding in the first place. :)
That's true, though being fair most mercenaries historically would have been deserters of some description, except in areas where there was no standing army to begin with.
Good point it's just I don't like it how they just paint a mercenary unit green, plus the colour coding of each faction annoys the crap out of me :)
Back to topic :P I guess TW games are so great usually because of the modding community. I can think of very little games, aside of RTW, that keep on being played so avidly after so many years. (This is considering the TW community, I would expect the RTW sections to be lonelier)
Oh I didn't know there was a topic lol just had a look here and chipped in lol :) what do you mean by rtw bein lonelier? :)
Excuse me while I whip this out... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTcVNuNX8yY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTcVNuNX8yY)
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:(
That happens a lot to me.
It sometimes makes me wonder where the hell do I live? On Mars?!
It's because you're not American. :'(
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/1776.html
I did not expect that... :D
So, TW:S2 finally finished downloading. I think "I'll have one battle before I go to bed". Then discover that it crashes on the splash screen. Every time.
Ohhh man xD. And that's with a legal copy xD
Sorry, just can't help it.
I wouldn't mind if I was still at uni with fast internet, but here reinstalling will take another 2 days...
On the plus side the Steam forum for it suggests I'm not the only one having this problem.
Harsh Im having same problem at the moment uploading a file, this is my 3rd attempt in in 2days now :(
308.3:1
male:female
SUCCESS, not only are there females on exilian but there is also part of a male
(im joking of course i understand why)
Sorry, forgot to mention that I have only a head and a leg......
I thought I was the only one!
So I was out riding my bike and guess what I saw - a bunneh! :o
But then I ran over a groundhog.
Bunneh blinded your sight... that groundhog must have been pagan, it was fated and written on the stars
ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH FOR HE IS WISE AND OMNISCIENT!
DIE YOU GROUNDHOG BASTARD, DIE!!!
Bahahahaha yes. Im a girl. But seriously, are there no others?
(Hail the Bunneh)
Well I don't have a gender listed.
But that's because I'm a celestial love child. Long story, Phoenix might remember.
ladies, gentlemen and small hairy animals from Alpha Centauri....
a varied members list indeed
I think I'm human.
No, you're a ship
Haha yeah NightAngel is the offspring of the Chaos God of Change and all sorts of strange stuff. :D
Très bien, mon ami! Très bien!
You would not believe what my childhood consisted of.
Quote from: Nightangel on July 16, 2011, 05:19:51 PM
You would not believe what my childhood consisted of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTJj4wbmAhk
I rephrase what phoenixguard09 said before: you do have videos for anything, don't you CG? :P
haha that video is awesome! I love Dr Evil :)
"Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy." :D HAHAHA! That's classic.
Making meat helmets was always a favorite past time of mine.
I enjoyed playing with the fabric of space and time.
In other news this is how the US feels today (and will tomorrow for sure):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LrMoLba0c
lol yeah, I love that movie so much :D Its so good.
Jim Carry is such a freak. But in his own funny way. :D
He's got his own style.
Jim Carrey is an awesome actor. Hes really talented. I love the guy. :)
I thought you all might like to know that I almost let the domain get suspended, but I managed to catch it in the extra 7 day period, so we're all fine for 2 more years. Carry on, ladies and gentlemen.
Not that being suspended would have made much difference, the activity levels on here are worse than ever before me thinks.
Smooth move, Markis. >:( :P
Quote from: Goldyrulz on July 21, 2011, 09:57:46 PM
Not that being suspended would have made much difference, the activity levels on here are worse than ever before me thinks.
You're not helping much mate :P I've missed you :'(
@Marcus I don't know if that's good what you did (by keeping the forum alive) or bad (by almost "letting" it get suspended). Anyhow, thanks
Well I'm sad to say it is gonna get a lot worse my end. I have work experience over the next couple of weeks and I won't be on here much at all.
Once again, we must think of ways to bring people back and new people in.
Well I've contacted a few people and brought on a couple. I'd be a lot more helpful if someone could tell me how to make someone a moderator of a section. God I miss the old ZetaBoards days.
@Goldeh, well good luck and all that. Gonna miss my Tribune-in-arms
Maybe if we make a pony section we might get moar people. I know of someone here that might like that.
I'm open to all suggestions. Also, do propose people for citizens if you feel like it, that's a good way of keeping new people. *coughhawkwomancough*
Quote from: debux on July 23, 2011, 05:42:15 PM
@Goldeh, well good luck and all that. Gonna miss my Tribune-in-arms
Maybe if we make a pony section we might get moar people. I know of someone here that might like that.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
I'm around, just busy with revision for my resit...
If you guys would like I'll see if any of my other friends would join :) I'll try to get more girls on the site. Only problem being that I dont really get along with many girls. :/ Guys are easier to realate to and get along with really. All well, I'll see what I can do :)
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on July 23, 2011, 11:55:37 PM
Guys are easier to realate to and get along with really.
This is the first time I've heard that.
Most of the girls find us horribly complicated or too shallow. But I can't blame them, really...
No man. Girls are horribly complicated or too shallow, you guys are easy to figure out :)
That and I kinda of fail at being a girl. I mean I got the anatomy right, but my mental state isnt right for a girls.
Sometimes that's a good thing.
You think so? It has caused me too be an outcast of society. Were other girls swoon over puppies and kittens, I myself swoon over swords and weaponry. I dont think its right. I also hate make-up and dresses. I wear jeans and a shirt and prefer to play footy in the backyard then have make overs.
Yeah, I fail at girliness.
Well, most of us here are outcasts of some sort. Or even exiles, hence the name... :)
But I think we're a fairly open community, so anyone you can invite please do so.
I am aware of many girls who take up similar interests and disinterests.
Wow really!?! Where? I know of know one else. :(
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on July 24, 2011, 01:39:51 PM
Were other girls swoon over puppies and kittens, I myself swoon over swords and weaponry.
Now that's cool. I like both. Especially puppies. And greatswords. :D
See there, Silver Wolf says it's cool, so it's cool. 8)
Yep Silver speaks the truth. Puppies and greatswords.
Nawwwww thank you. Haha, I love Bastard swords. They rule. I really want a sword and I'm hopefully going to get Phoenixguard to teach me how to fight with a sword. Its soooooooo cool. :)
Just tried to make cheese sauce with twice everything except milk...
Ended up as a buttery blob of melted cheese :(
Sounds good to me. ;D
PG, to what extent do you know how to swordfight? I sense a highly amusing training video in the offing. ;)
Quote from: Silver Wolf on July 24, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on July 24, 2011, 01:39:51 PM
Were other girls swoon over puppies and kittens, I myself swoon over swords and weaponry.
Now that's cool. I like both. Especially puppies. And greatswords. :D
I like ponies, however I have a fear of dogs.
Quote from: Jubal on July 24, 2011, 09:15:36 PM
PG, to what extent do you know how to swordfight? I sense a highly amusing training video in the offing. ;)
I think I feel a montage coming on!
Hehe I'm not bad. Mainly with a 2-foot, 8 inch Bastard but I've got training with other weapons too. There's a combat fencing club around where I live. Pretty close anyway. :) So I do my training there and compete on the weekends. Mainly with steel blunts which hurt like a bitch if you didn't know that.
Come to think of it, that's pretty obvious but it pays to let people know just how much that bloody canes.
Anyway, last year I dropped off a bit because of a serious injury involving my sternum. Then I met you guys. :D
I'm still decent but not as good as I used to be. I still have the skill, just not the speed, strength and just general fluidity I used to.
Anyway, I'd do a training video if anyone wants but I don't think it would be too poular.
Awwwwww, I dunno my friend. I think alot of people would watch it actually ;)
If only for the comedic elements. :)
btw I delivered pizzas in a corvette today
Hehe, note to self: Be funny. :D
And CG that's mad. What type of corvette?
A classic '85 model 2S which looks almost exactly like this: http://www.keithsklassics.com/images/1985corvette.JPG
God that is a sexy car. The colour looks a little too pink but the car itself is awesome. And I think the colour might be the photograph.
Anyway, very nice mate.
I even managed to have a woman in it at the same time! :o
Awww, that's a pretty little thing...
Screenshot or it never happenned. :D
What he said. Demand pics! :D
Dammit! I'll try again tomorrow (I have it for two days!!)
Very nice car indeed. Do want.
Enjoy it while you can mate. The car not the girl I'm assuming? :P
He paid the girl for three days. Enjoy it while you can. And send us some X18+ pictures.
Just don't let Jubal see this. We'll be banned in no time. xD
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/22/heheheheheheh128586648214508736.jpg)
Yeah I just used a photo instead of a video for my referential medium: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30GD25un0XQ
Oooh what did I just do there? ;D
I got 3.5 kilograms of weight in last two days. Two barbecues per day. That was cruel.
It'll take a week or two to get back to my perfect weight.
Hehe its sad isn't it when the admins of forum get banned. We're supposed to be responsibubble!
And sucks for you Silver, but then again barbecues are nice. Steak?
You name it, I ate it. :D
Ah it's not that bad. My metabolism is pretty fast.
Fair enough. I'm happy for you.
I had two steaks for dinner last night. Coincidence, I think not!
PS: I realise that for the uninitiated this probably looks bad. I'm not really a big eater. I just like my steak. :P
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on July 25, 2011, 12:24:16 AM
God that is a sexy car.
OMG, its is. I know Im a bit late but I love the car!!!!!!!!
Oh and I bet you guys that I am a bigger steak eater than all of you :D
I had two of what they call Cattleman's steaks last night. I dunno if you guys know em by the same name.
Anyway, big, juicy and on the bone. Bloody thick too. Medium rare of course, cooked on a charcoal grill with a special seasoning of my own devising.
When i'm good, I'm good.
(Virtual cookie for anyone who gets the ref. Except Ladyhawk, she's definitely seen the movie.)
Aww not fair ;)
Mate that sounds awesome! Thats it I'm coming over and bringing two of those steaks. Please, cook one like that for me. It sounds perfect. I'll pay you in coke! :)
I had a small, but very nice gammon steak yesterday.
I ate leftovers yesterday. It's so awesome to combine a small bit of noodles, nachos and bread.
That's a bit weird combination to be honest, but I've seen worse....
Ever tried cherry tea or cocoa with salt instead of sugar?
No but that might be alright. I have black coffee with honey in it most mornings. Weird really because I don't like honey without the coffee...
Yuk. And honey is nice buddy, good on freash bread and butter. Mmmmmm.
Ever had it like that? (Honey that is)
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on July 25, 2011, 11:28:35 PM
No but that might be alright.
No it's not. It's horrible. Believe me.
Sorry no pictures of the car today, maybe tomorrow, else you'll just have to take my word for it. :P
CG you disappoint me. Not even pics of the girl. Not happy. :)
I know, I fail, and yet you added a happy smiley guy at the end of your message. :P
hehe tomorrow then my friend. I want a picture of the car. :) Please.
Yes that's right CG. You fail. You know you fail. We know you fail. We're all disappointed. Very disappointed. So disappointed that my emotions are confused hence my conflict in words and emotes. Still not happy. :)
Grrr. :P
Hahahahahaha lol. Please remember CG. I woud very much like to see that car. If it is anything like the other picture, its sexy.
Now this is cute : :D
http://funderhammer.blogspot.com/2011/05/warming-old-gamers-heart-play-osom-game.html
OMG! That is adorable!
Hehe that's cool. My little brother is obsessed with Orcs. I think he's 6. (I can never remember the ages of my siblings. Coincidentally my sister has been between 7 & 11 for about 3 years now.) He reckons they're frogs, with axes. What a little rascal.
Phoenixguard, Your brother is either 5-6, and your sister is 10 turning 11 in October remember. We are going to do the Hogwarts Letter. ;)
http://eurekamin.com.au/index.php?cPath=87_126_191&sort=3a
^ All I have to say to that.
What the...
hmmmmmm???
I am...disturbed.
What's the bet NightAngel works there?
Curses they know my secret, now I must kill them all.
It'll be so osom.
Are there any Bunny miniatures, by any chance?
i'm currently trying to get my nearly 3 year old brother to say the names of all the special characters from the orc book... hes nearly got them all :D
The 8th Ed one? The 7th one was easy. God I miss the days when the book wasn't 50% Special Characters.
Now this is cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaEZZ43WrTQ
Cool, swords are easily one of the coolest things ever to exist. God I love them so.
My post count is now the year. Thank you.
Wow over 2000! Well done mate :D
Thank ye! But now I've gone beyond the walls of imagination. (http://www.bleachexile.com/exec/images/emoticons/th_woot.gif)
Congratulations CG!
Conan the Barbarian. God, I love that movie. Reminds me of my childhood. :D
Haha, I was pretty excited when I hit 200. Lol seems rather pathetic now.
@CG Y U IN FUTUR
@SW, man, the first video you posted was awesome! It was like when you play with the skeletons of something like Garry's Mod!
@LH Wait till you get 1000! And congrats on the citizenship, BTW :P
Quote from: debux on August 01, 2011, 12:05:36 AM
@SW, man, the first video you posted was awesome! It was like when you play with the skeletons of something like Garry's Mod!
Wait... What are you talking about? Seriously, I'm confused... The first video? ???
And CG, disappointed. No pics of car or girl.
Still not happy. :D
A jedi must learn patience.
In other news: all hail the hypnotoad!
Meh not as good as Bunneh.
ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD (http://hypno-toad.ytmnd.com/)
BUNNEH!
HAIL THE BUNNEH!!!!
HAIL!
HAIL THE BUNNEH ONCE MORE!
Wow how did we get the off-topic thread, off-topic? :P
Hard choice...
@PONXUR0, it's the workshop booze up, this always happens :P we should have a counter for every topic we talk about here.
Well DBX it is still sad that we manage to pull the off-topic thread off-topic.
Can i just quickly interject,
DOWN WTITH THE BUNNY
NO! The Bunneh shall never go down!!
HAIL THE BUNNEH!!!
HAIL!
HAIL THE BUNNEH AND THE VICTORIOUS DEAD!
how can the dead be victorious? If they are dead surely they have inherently lost as they are no longer living so they have lost at life. See worshiping the bunny makes you say silly things.
Hail the victorious dead ! Rohirrim !!!
Hail the Night Angel!
I think I can get away with this.
ah i see it is a LotR quote
hypnotoad
It sure is a LotR quote... (about 25 seconds in)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUcJdzkvTa8
You can link it directly to the spot you want, see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUcJdzkvTa8&t=24s
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU
Thank you Silver. NightAngel, as the celestial lovechild of a God and a C'Tan, yeah I think you probably could.
And trust CG to know all the ins and outs of linking to videos.
sadly i cant look at any of these links as i'm currently battling( well i've actually rolled over and died letting do what it wants) with a virus that blocks me from things like youtube, facebook twitter etc. and strangly enough when i go on the ikea website, because thats how i get my kicks, it comes up with chinese prices. So aparently i'm being sensored by the chinese government.
Bahahaha oh no. Yeah we have a virus not too long back, when ever I went onto the internet it asked to whether I was a human or an alien. Or maybe it was robot? I dunno, something along those lines.
Yeah I won't even say what happened last time I got a virus.
Oh, that sounds like a lot fun ;) .
I had a virus trying to sell me virus protection.
It told me I had all sorts of horrible things in my laptop and for a small fee and my card details could fix it all.
Fun times. Fun times. :(
Yep, they are cheeky bastards. You think they are doing you a favour and then they come up from behind and stab you in the back!
BTW, what antivirus software do you guys have? To know which ones not to have :D
haha good one beLOX
Well stay away from Palladium. Cause its not an antivirus at all.
Norton's pretty useless. McAfee's not too bad. But personally I just like to have a flash drive with a few Search and Destroy programs on it and just run that every two months or so. Works a dream on everything bar my laptop which is monumentally screwed that I have given up on it and just use it as a display piece. Around here it actually has a bit of a reputation.
avast! pwns all
Quote from: Nightangel on August 03, 2011, 11:00:10 PM
I had a virus trying to sell me virus protection.
It told me I had all sorts of horrible things in my laptop and for a small fee and my card details could fix it all.
Me too. Not so fun times.
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on August 03, 2011, 11:31:04 PM
But personally I just like to have a flash drive with a few Search and Destroy programs on it and just run that every two months or so.
Hahaha Search and Destroy. I LOVE IT! hahahaha
:
http://www.safer-networking.org/index2.html
Ate some strawberry desert pizza and I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
King Missile - Detachable Penis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4&feature=channel_video_title)
Well here you go. Sorry for the low quality and lack of human.
Spoiler
(http://i56.tinypic.com/dn13yb.jpg)
Wow, thats sexy. I like it. And I dont mind about the missing girl ;) Now about any friends you might of had with you............hahaha ;)
^ I mind. No girl! Comrade... You disappoint me. :D
If I were a girl, I'd be bisexual. I'd pick a girl anytime. :P
Now all joking aside, CG you've done the right thing.
Posting a picture of some girl on the net would be just weird.
And...
Seriously we need some kind of dating and sex thread. Those are always fun.
Especially on Taleworlds.
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 08, 2011, 11:50:45 AM
If I were a girl, I'd be bisexual. I'd pick a girl anytime. :P
Now all joking aside, CG you've done the right thing.
Posting a picture of some girl on the net would be just weird.
And...
Seriously we need some kind of dating and sex thread. Those are always fun.
Especially on Taleworlds.
Citizens only? :D
Yes, of course. To make it a bit private. :)
Too late, everyone knows now.
Yes, but they don't know the details...
Well, Id be up for it. It sounds like fun. :D
Of course! A little bit naughty, fun and anonymous (well in most cases)... That's the kind of thing we need right now.
Oh God, Jubal will be soooo happy when he returns. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI
First I was like :
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/09/DataTNG.jpg/250px-DataTNG.jpg)
Then I was like :
Spoiler
(http://www.agonyboothmedia.com/images/articles/Star_Trek__Insurrection/cast_data.jpg)
Hahahahahahahahahaha god you a guys are so cool. Haha.
Then you were all like :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hg0uMwUrI
and then like :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-FCYtxfDMw&t=1m25s
I love this show! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSeM2EVkDc&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BETrTtmrYQQ
you only need to watch the first couple seconds... ;)
He's never going to trust us again is he? :D
So what's all this junk in London?
A guy had a replica firearm that had been modified to fire real bullets.
Armed police stopped the cab he was in and may have been threatened by him (we're not sure yet). They shot and killed him like any sane person would have done (in my opinion).
People who had been misinformed about the whole affair staged a peaceful protest outside of the police station.
Violence erupted and the protestors were pushed back into the estate, this must have seemed like a good idea at the time after the students complaining about being boxed in during their protest.
Then everyone forgot what they were protesting about and a bunch of criminals, anarchists and llamas started a looting and arson spree destroying businesses and lives in the local area.
Now all kinds of crazy crap is going down all over London and some other cities (not much in other cities though).
Some semblance of order is expected to be restored by tomorrow night.
This is why I believe anarchists to be selfish.
One actually blogged a message telling people to continue this despicable behaviour, and for people elsewhere to take part.
*Sigh*
I hate having to talk about serious stuff on Exilian.
Goodnight folks.
I think I should be happy to have this whole student movement here :P
Goodnight, folk.
Hm, another riot among this planet Earths. In merry ol' England no less. (http://www.bananabeltgardening.com/bb/Smileys/default/SmileyHmm.gif)
You see this is why I hate the modern world. Damned guns ruin everything.
Thankfully it wasn't as bad last night. Not a lot happened in London, probably because there was 16000 police officers there.
There was some in the midlands, including Birmingham, Wolverhampton and West Bromwich and then some in Manchester.
Bloody thugs thinking they can get away with it, some just loot a shop, set it on fire and then walk away as if nothing happened.
This makes us look sooooooooooo good fornwhen the Olympics rolls into town.
To be honest, I don't give a flying **** about the Olympics, it's just another distraction.
I've got better news.
I've met a girl on my first aid class. She's a bit older than me, 21 to be exact (so about two years). She looks like a jailbait, but she really is 21.
And I've noticed the way she looks at me, we talked a bit, said a few jokes and so on. She's fit, pretty and she's smaller than me.
I'm pretty sure that she likes me.
But, there's always something wrong... She looks a bit shy (not too much) to me and I'm not sure if she's the right type of girl for me. I really like vocal, independent women who like to debate and have a sense of always being right (Italian girls for example).
And that makes me wonder... Should I ask her out?
I mean I've got nothing to lose, and we've got only one lesson left. Still, I always like to see the big picture (Is that how you say it?).
Decisions, decisions... ::)
Spoiler
(http://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4115.jpg)
No offense, Ladyhawk. ;D
But what happened to all that wanting to be alone talk, SW? :P
Hahaha dont worry, sexism is like racism. It isnt right but it is funny. ;)
Quote from: comrade_general on August 10, 2011, 10:44:13 PM
But what happened to all that wanting to be alone talk, SW? :P
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
And It's been a while since I've had a girlfriend.
Now... Your opinions, please?
I don't have a whole day at my disposal. I've got a train to catch.
You are not giving up are you? Just because you havent had a girlfriend in a while? Noooo my dear friend. Dont give up, you seem like a pretty cool guy :) you simply need to find someone who is special enough for you. :)
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 10, 2011, 10:59:16 PM
You are not giving up are you?
Giving up? Nooo... I'm just bending the rules.
Besides, having fun is not a crime. Maybe I should ask her out on a cup of coffee or ice cream, just for fun with no commitments.
Who knows, she looks like a nice person. But missing a chance and then being sorry about it is one of the worst feelings in the world. That's what bothers me.
Maybe I should just follow my feet.
Hmmm well, good boy for not giving up you have me worried for a moment there. Now, I think it may be a good thing to spend some time with her, you dont want to rush things but then you can wait to long either. Its a confusing business love. However, I believe that you will know when it is the right time, you will feel it. Hopefully she will say yes and all will be well. If she doesnt, then she doesnt know what she is missing out on. :) I hope it all goes well for you my friend :)
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 10, 2011, 11:22:24 PM
Hmmm well, good boy for not giving up you have me worried for a moment there. Now, I think it may be a good thing to spend some time with her, you dont want to rush things but then you can wait to long either. Its a confusing business love. However, I believe that you will know when it is the right time, you will feel it. Hopefully she will say yes and all will be well. If she doesnt, then she doesnt know what she is missing out on. :) I hope it all goes well for you my friend :)
Thanks. ;D
Possible rejection is not what I'm concerned about. I've got enough confidence and self-respect t survive anything. :P
The problem is that I don't usually "operate" this way. But it'll be fun and challenging for sure. And I love challenges.
You're right, love is a confusing business.
I found some excellent study material for you:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/
Oh yeah, it is. :) And no problem Silver Wolf. I am the only girl on this site I see it as my duty to provide an insite into the world of women :)
Its good you have that much confidence. Out of curiosity, how do you normally "operate"? :)
Meh, I've already seen that one. I'm like 86 and I'm still not getting any. (Simple plan reference)
But yeah I'm going to ask her out. Friday's always been my day. Wish me luck.
Good luck :) Please let me know how it goes :)
Be like David Caruso in Jade.
Oh look- the newest member is also a hawk!
Oh, but it was a spambot and I had to kill it.
Sorry LH. :(
IMPOSTER!!! How dare he defile the name of Hawk!! I thank thee Comrade for destroying such filth!
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 10, 2011, 11:35:25 PM
Oh yeah, it is. :) And no problem Silver Wolf. I am the only girl on this site I see it as my duty to provide an insite into the world of women :)
Don't worry, I've got a lot of lady friends in real life... You were helpful, too. Thanks. :D
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 10, 2011, 11:35:25 PM
how do you normally "operate"? :)
Undercover 8) :P
No I'm more of a traditional guy. I like long strolls in park and that kind of stuff.
I usually don't like discos... You can't hear what people talk in discos. Listening and letting someone talk plays a big part for me.
Nawww!! Oh my god! Thats so sweet!
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 10, 2011, 11:45:41 PM
Nawww!! Oh my god! Thats so sweet!
Why? I find that pretty normal. I mean if you want to get to know somebody, you've got to let them talk.
Yeah, well. Most guys I have come across are dickheads and dont do that. So its really nice to know there are some decent guys out there :) Im not at all lucky when it comes to love. :(
Discos? Dude that died out like 40 years ago.
Great courage is required in such a situation.
Disregard all advice except mine.
You will need one motorcycle, three large petrol bombs, one clymore, one longbow and one live platypus.
Then, perform these simple steps.
1. You must ride down the street on your motorcycle, away from the exploding petrol bombs for effect.
2. You must bring the woman home on your motorcycle.
3. You must then prepare a meal from the platypus, keeping it alive for as long as possible to maintain freshness.
4. You must then travel away to fight a war. (Note: make sure to tell your woman to wait for you, they get very confused otherwise.)
5. You must then, while at war take a machine-gun emplacement using only a claymore, a longbow and your wits.
6. Finally you must return from war to a tearful reunion follow by violent love making.
Follow Night Angel's simple steps to dating and you'll have a woman in no time.
---This message has been approved by the constitutional monarchy of Britannia.---
@CG - Nightclub. right.
You know what I meant to say. But it's 0:56 here and I'm studying for my driving exam which is tomorrow morning btw. :D
Wow Nightangel, thats good. ;) Id definatly go for that. You know your stuff man. (Love the Claymore and Longbow, and the end part too ;) )
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 10, 2011, 11:57:07 PM
@CG - Nightclub. right.
You know what I meant to say. But it's 0:56 here and I'm studying for my driving exam which is tomorrow morning btw. :D
You mean this morning. (http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/7/71831/1262642-trollface_tiny.jpg)
Discoz!!1
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9FXvdhepZyI/SdFURiYDY6I/AAAAAAAAARo/yTOH5NSuRtA/s400/120803satnitefever.jpg)
Quote from: Nightangel on August 10, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
6. Finally you must return from war to a tearful reunion follow by violent love making.
And a scar on my back to remind everyone of my heroic feats of arms.
Thanks, that is the kind of advice I was looking for. ;D
*Flashback* My God, she's 21. If I manage to do everything right that's also going to be some kind of a local record.
Shes 21!
You skipped that part, didn't you? :P
how old are you?
Well, 19. Next month.
Legal is legal. (http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1303342812/lol-face_normal.jpg)
Hmmmm, always thought of you as younger. Wow! You 3 years older than me! Aww I feel young. Damn it!
21 and 19 isnt that bad :)
Not at all.
And when I said that she looks like a jailbait I wasn't joking.
I thought that she's younger than me.
Ask for photo ID.
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 11, 2011, 12:18:15 AM
Hmmmm, always thought of you as younger. Wow! You 3 years older than me! Aww I feel young. Damn it!
Well thank you, kind of. Now I'm officially immature :-\
Being young is not bad. Getting old is a pain in the ass. Mark my words.
And enjoy your childhood. Being sixteen is cool. One of the best periods of life.
If you get your priorities right.
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 11, 2011, 12:18:15 AM
21 and 19 isnt that bad :)
Yes, no, maybe?!!!
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 11, 2011, 12:23:53 AMGetting old is a pain in the ass. Mark my words.
You have no idea.
Spoiler
(http://files.sharenator.com/1a2c4_funny_dog_pictures_grumy_old_man_just_some_dogs_yo-s500x666-42905.jpg)
Quote from: comrade_general on August 11, 2011, 12:20:20 AM
Ask for photo ID.
We were messing around and I've seen her license.
And I was like :
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q_YV4bL7AOM/TaTrRCmGG6I/AAAAAAAAAF8/K4mHQtmeueU/s1600/portugal_yeah_.jpg)
Hahaha mucking around ay....... ;)
Yeah you're right that sounds a bit dirty.
Mucking around would be the right choice of words.
Anyway, good night people. The night is young and I've got lots of crappy things to studdddyyy.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYFMpC6bpiQ)
God I love that movie. ;D
Goodnight, sleep well. That feels so wrong. Its 10 in the morning over here.
Yeah I know. My godfather used to live in Adelaide. I'm not sure where they live right now. Maybe Brisbane.
BTW...
I've passed the test ! Damn, I'm good !
Passed the test!?! Does that mean she said yes?
(Can you feel it, can you feel it captain compost!) ;)
He passed the driving test.
Pay attention, LH! :P
Right, sorry, hahahaha. Ive been a bit distracted lately. Hahaha. Something goods come up.
Well done Silver Wolf. :)
Distracted by what? Or who...
hahahahaha, nothing............. ;)
Yeah right, and I'm the king of England. Nice to meet you.
Btw, my favorite car got named after me.
Nissan GTR "Silver Wolf edition" ;D
http://www.imperial2009.com/photos-gallery-from-2011-tokyo-auto-salon/2010-tommy-kaira-ebbrezza-r-silver-wolf-edition-01
http://www.imperial2009.com/photos-gallery-from-2011-tokyo-auto-salon/2010-tommy-kaira-ebbrezza-r-silver-wolf-edition-02
Quote from: Nightangel on August 10, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
Great courage is required in such a situation.
Disregard all advice except mine.
You will need one motorcycle, three large petrol bombs, one clymore, one longbow and one live platypus.
Then, perform these simple steps.
1. You must ride down the street on your motorcycle, away from the exploding petrol bombs for effect.
2. You must bring the woman home on your motorcycle.
3. You must then prepare a meal from the platypus, keeping it alive for as long as possible to maintain freshness.
4. You must then travel away to fight a war. (Note: make sure to tell your woman to wait for you, they get very confused otherwise.)
5. You must then, while at war take a machine-gun emplacement using only a claymore, a longbow and your wits.
6. Finally you must return from war to a tearful reunion follow by violent love making.
Follow Night Angel's simple steps to dating and you'll have a woman in no time.
---This message has been approved by the constitutional monarchy of Britannia.---
NightAngel, are you a reincarnation of Mad Jack Churchill by any chance? :D
On the other hand, that does look like a good idea. Must try that. Need to be a Claymore? I've got other swords, but no Claymore... yet...
Lol and Silver as we said to Comrade about his girl, pics or it didn't happen. :D
I have many names!
No luck... Turns out that she's got a long term boyfriend (5 years).
When will I find my next victim? Any bets? :P
Afternoon folks ;)
nawww, better luck next time SW.
And hey CN2, you figure it out? ;)
Indeedy :D
Tis good to be back :) with new faces along with the old ones :D
Hahaha well, Im obviously new. Quick intro, Hi im Ladyhawk. Apparantly the only registered female. Im hoping to get more to join. ;)
Haha yes :) Hi, I am CN2! Nice to meet you :)
And I could of sworn we had more! Is SubRosa not around? Oh the times they have been a changing...
Quote from: CN2 on August 13, 2011, 12:54:42 AM
Is SubRosa not around?
No she disappeared long ago. :(
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 13, 2011, 01:07:21 AM
No she disappeared long ago. :(
If we had a pound for everytime someone went, we'd have some money. A lot of money.
*Le sigh*
I am guessing you would have about £150 each..? Not including me of course :')
Would we have to repay it when you got back?
Great to see you again, make yourself at home and all once more. :)
Jubal I've turned this place into a mess. :P
My sincere apologies... ;)
As long as you're having fun with the mess. ;)
Hello CN2!
If the last time you came was when SubRosa was here, it's been a loooong time then.
HAIZ
Yeah, about a year and a half ago? A long time :')
HAI GAIZ!!! n.n
I went out today (after a long pause) and I got hit on by my friend's girlfriend.
But she was just joking in order to make him jealous. I certainly hope so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct2LUz5Fhsc
Jessie's Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpmlq2xTKw)
Now this is evil. Maybe I should stop this... ::)
Question, why did she feel the need to make him Jealous?
I have no idea. But some girls like do that kind of stuff.
Question, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Depends on the type of swallow, not to mention age, health, and physical condition. :P
What do you mean - African or European Swallow?
Quote from: debux on August 14, 2011, 05:11:37 PM
Question, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Slower than a Boeing 747, faster than Westminster Cathedral.
Quote from: debux on August 14, 2011, 05:11:37 PM
Question, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
And there was much rejoicing. (http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/23/128876070948137671.jpg)
"They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing." "Yay."
Of course an unladen swallow flies considerably faster than a laden swallow or even two swallows with a coconut strung between them on a creeper.
I love that movie. Sadly I can quote the entire Holy Hand Grenade scene.
Bring forth tne Book of Armaments...
Go on. Do it I dare you. Go on Phoenicguard :D please. Recite it.
Portal Wombat ! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnoZ8JVC8A
Awww... Childhood memories.
I still have the original.
(http://www.timeless-gaming.com/pictures/MKDA/Mortal%20Kombat%20Deadly%20Alliance%20Test%20your%20Might%20Logo%201.jpg)
8)
Now this is really interesting:
The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Ways Your Brain Can Malfunction (http://www.cracked.com/article_19369_the-6-most-mind-blowing-ways-your-brain-can-malfunction.html)
It is... I feel less of an urge now to feed my brain to zombies
There's going to be an entire soccer team of teenage girls in my house this afternoon. 8)
Uhm. Why? :P
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 19, 2011, 08:48:13 AM
Now this is really interesting:
The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Ways Your Brain Can Malfunction (http://www.cracked.com/article_19369_the-6-most-mind-blowing-ways-your-brain-can-malfunction.html)
I sent this link to my brother, he gave me this one in response: How language affects color perception (http://boingboing.net/2011/08/12/how-language-affects-color-perception.html)
@CG, we can haz pics this time? :D
(JK, unless they are around 18 years old :D )
Quote from: comrade_general on August 20, 2011, 07:01:23 PM
There's going to be an entire soccer team of teenage girls in my house this afternoon. 8)
How many times must I tell you? No kidnapping!
Quote from: Jubal on August 20, 2011, 07:26:08 PM
Uhm. Why? :P
My sister is hosting some thing for her team.
Quote from: debux on August 20, 2011, 07:51:05 PM@CG, we can haz pics this time? :D
(JK, unless they are around 18 years old :D )
Nothing wrong with it if the pictures aren't lewd. ;)
Quote from: Andalus on August 20, 2011, 08:18:02 PMHow many times must I tell you? No kidnapping!
Don't... tempt me Frodo! (http://th18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/celefinwe/emoticons/th_emoticon_ShiftyEyes.gif)
You see that would be the downside of being to only girl. I dont get pictures that I will enjoy. :(
Well I could post a my picture. But I won't.
Only if others do it too...
Well mine is already up :')
Ok then. Here we go :
Me:
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8227/ja1c.jpg)
My adorable cutie pie:
(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/3792/doly.jpg)
Oooh! I love your Jacket!
Nawwwwww Sooooo cute. Whats her/his name?
CN2-There is a photo of you? Oh, I havent seen it.
I love my carpet.
And I knew that your going to like the jacket. :P
Hahahahaha awww how did you know that?
Black leather and that kind of stuff.
Yeah, my FB page is in my profile :)
And you have an awesome rug SW... Stylish :)
Ahhh okay :)
Bahahaha yeah true :) Wow. Im predictable. Hehehehe. ;) You still didnt tell me his/her name Silver Wolf :)
It's Dolly.
Nawwwwww. Thats so cute!!
http://www.askmen.com/cars/galleries/hennessey-venom-gt.html
Not bad... Not bad at all...
OMG OMG OMG!!!
Thats soooo f****** sexy!!!!!!!!
OMG ! What's happened to your avatar?
I dub thee Beakface squeakything !
Hehehehe thanks :D Ive been called worse. ;)
A harpy? Yes, Nightangel is such a cruel person...
But you'll have to forgive him. Poor guy, drunk all the time. :-\
- - - -
Another cool video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BrDlrytgm8
Bahahaha yeah Harpy. Being drunk can be an ugly thing. The guy needs to stop drinking. Seriously, its getting out of control. Lol.
Ummmmmm, sure.....nice video....Im confused
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 21, 2011, 03:16:45 PM
Ummmmmm, sure.....nice video....Im confused
Read the description.
Ahhhhh okay. The guys not bad looking actually. Nice one mate ;)
Crikey! There's a bloody Llama signed up on Exilian!
I know! I just saw that!
Nah its a guanaco really. :P
Or is it guacamole?
Nah, its a guanaco. Its definitely a guanaco. :D
Phoenixguard, you should not anger mister Llama during his afternoon tea break... You can never know what he's capable of...
Also "guanaco" is pure fiction. It's better to leave it that way. Some things are too horrible to be revealed in public.
I will anger Mr Llama. He is but a guanaco and therefore a figment of our collective imaginations so therefore I cannot be harmed.
I believe I win.
Indeed I believe that he has just proved me right... :P
How many times do I have to tell you guys?
I don't have a drinking problem *slams fist on desk*
It helps me to think and be creative.
^ Good man. :P
Drinking problem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o)
You don't have a drinking problem. You have a drinking ability.
Thats an excellent way of putting it :)
I heard that on Facebook, I think. :D
The Return of the King for the hundredth time... Watching it 12419412528834 times more still wouldn't be enough.
In other news I sold a remote control for a TV that costs £200 at work today.
Excessive don't ya think? :p
Man, that's expensive... What's so special about the remote? Built-in death rays?
Built in 1080p quality screen to watch the TV if you go to make a cup of tea?
Its basically an ipod touch, but a tv remote (Has on/off button for your tv and stuff) and a function which allows you to actually watch live tv on it. Not streamed off the internet tv like on the ipods, actual live TV from an aerial. Wirelessly.
Oh, it also has a hard drive which you can record TV on, then plug into your TV to watch if you don't have Sky+ or freeview+...
Picture :) (http://www.leconcepts.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/Samsung_RMC30D1P_4e35c40b7abfd.jpg)
After about 8 hours of watching the TNG recuts on youtube (that's Star Trek The Next Generation to non-watchers) I finally fell victim to a violent laugh attack. I'm talking about literally falling out of my chair and convulsing on the floor while hyperventilating and tearing at the eye. The kind of laughing where you don't actually make much laughing noise because you're struggling for air and control of your motor functions.
*deep breath*
*whew*
Hahahaha lol, why were you laughing?
Like seriously, why? Star Trek's pretty much never funny?
These recuts are a long series of short spoofs that some guy put together that make it funny - hilarious in fact. ;D
Oh right. Are they on Youtube by any chance?
Where do you think I'm watching them? :P
A lot of them are funny even if you don't know the show, but some you wouldn't understand unless you're a viewer. ;)
Oh and here's an excellent example of my laugh attack ;D
Clicky (http://youtu.be/eZVAqkgrYnQ?t=2m42s)
(http://salamandercandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/llama-obey.jpg?w=400&h=429)
This is what occurs if you try to harm a Llama.
The Greco-Roman Llama Death Patrol will eventually achieve world domination and establish a reign of terror...
Ive never really liked Llamas, to tell you the truth. Unless they are 84 mexican whooping Llamas. (anyone get the ref?)
I'd hire those Whooping Llamas but only if I fire my current subtitle writers.
Bahahaha and guaranteed the moose didnt bite you, as you tried to carve your initials into it with a sharpened tooth brush.
No, it bit my sister. ;)
True hehehe who was it who gave her said toothbrush?
(Oh btw, here is something awesome for all of you to watch. ;) hehehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPkEYw8jg7E&list=PLB949CB4707F996D7&index=37 )
That song is epic.
I love him so much!! Its so creepy that, that song brings a tear to my eye I love him that much. He is AMAZING!
He is a good presenter :) He needs a haircut though D:
NO!! He is perfect!!
Minus the whole not at all single sorta thing...?
:'( DONT REMIND ME! Hahaha and that he is 40 years old. But He is still amazing and I still love him.
He is 40?!?! I would never of known that :| Man times are moving along xD
And there may be a new Richard Hammond in the future? :)
What you mean?
Well, a new perfect presenter for a car show/wipeoutish show/other daytime tv shows that we can all shower our affection onto :)
No, no, no. No one could EVER replace little Richard. :) He's too good, perfect!
Hehe don't get Ladyhawk started on Richard Hammond. Or Johnny Depp for that matter. She'll never stop. :D
Damn right! Hammond is increadible! And speaking of Johnny Depp......... ;)
Oh good Lord... :D
Isnt he amazing! Hes hot, talented and INCREDIBLY SEXY! I mean you have Jack, Sam (Benny and Joon), the Mad Hatter, Willy Wonka, and thats only to name a few!! How cool is this guy. Especially Captain Jack Sparrow, I have a poster on my wall and its sooooo nice too look at. Increadible!
I have no real opinion on Hammond, because whenever Top Gear is on all my focus is my loathing for Clarkson. I know most people love him, but the man is an EPIC douchebag.
(He's also been recorded as saying he hates left-wing people, he hates short people, he hates people from Norfolk, and he hates the idea that we should do something about carbon emissions/climate change, so it's fair to say that if he met me the feeling would rapidly become mutual).
Well you should like Hammond. Hes amazing :D
"Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening,addictive,expensive, or impossible."
So true. Maybe except the immoral part. In most cases.
Fools!
Soon I will rule the television airwaves with an iron grin and a sexy dance.
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 23, 2011, 02:06:48 PM
"Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening,addictive,expensive, or impossible."
Which one is Exilian? :p
Fattening and addictive.
Taleworlds is immoral. :P
I challenge you to watch full 10 hours of Epic sax guy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g&feature=related
Exilian is addicting. Definitely addicting.
And speaking of Jonny, I have grown a beard like his. Yay for beards!
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 23, 2011, 07:15:40 PM
I challenge you to watch full 10 hours of Epic sax guy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g&feature=related
Hey! I already made this challenge:
Quote from: comrade_general on August 20, 2011, 08:49:44 PM
click \/
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfus21rYMh1qcwrne.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLArBZISjio&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_732400)
See :P
Did you actually beat the challenge?
I've challenged you! ;D
Challenge accepted. ;)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/196143/america-portugal-yeah-bikini-breasts-cola-gun-big-mac.jpg)
The Terminator Is Searching For Sarah Connor On Twitter (http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/08/the-terminator-is-searching-for-sarah-connor-on-twitter/)
I'm getting the entire Discography from the Chemical Brothers in FLAC, from Exit Planet Dust to Further, with Compilations and Singles.
Oh God. I had an urge to write this down here.
Now that's what I call loyalty:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029688/Navy-SEAL-Jon-Tumilsons-dog-sits-coffin-funeral.html
@ debux- Galvanize!
"Hail the victorious dead."
HAIL!!!
Umbrella?
"Hold your ground! Hold your ground.
I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of Men fails. Whe we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear, on this good earth, I bid you stand. MEN OF THE WEST!"
Gotta be the best pep talk ever. ;)
But what about...
"Alright chums, let's DO this..." :P
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1085707/From-Middlesex-school-boy-Shaolin-monk-Enter-terribly-suburban-dragon.html
meh
Hem...
herp
...es!
Throwing axes are way too cool. I tied an apple onto a wooden palette and moved to a distance of approximately 5 meters or more.
1. throw : The axe split the apple in two parts and almost broke through the palette.
2. throw : The axe gets stuck deep in the wooden plank.
Amazing! I'm in love.
Now this is also amazing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
Do I really have to be the only savior of this forum?
You know, I'm getting tired of reviving this forum.
If I don't post here for a day or two everything falls apart...
Welcome to my world.
I try I really do, but if I'm not happy with something than I just won't post it.
Kinda busy... I usually wait to have time to check around, otherwise I don't get to check the threads with new posts
I post. :P
See? ;D
QED, old friend. :P
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 30, 2011, 10:05:28 PM
Now this is also amazing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
Lyre birds make me want to write about a fantasy world where they use lyre birds like tape recorders.
I approve of this idea; you should do more short stories. :)
Quote from: Andalus on August 31, 2011, 11:31:55 PM
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 30, 2011, 10:05:28 PM
Now this is also amazing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
Lyre birds make me want to write about a fantasy world where they use lyre birds like tape recorders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIvsBJVVUa8&t=8m58s
I bring word from the lands of education!
I could study biology instead of mechanical engineering... Much more interesting and a lot easier, but finding a job would be easier for an engineer.
Decisions, decisions...
What do you think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABzWafwY20o
(http://www.websophist.com/LlamaMO.jpg)
Quote from: Silver Wolf on September 02, 2011, 02:15:32 PM
I bring word from the lands of education!
I could study biology instead of mechanical engineering... Much more interesting and a lot easier, but finding a job would be easier for an engineer.
Decisions, decisions...
What do you think?
1. Do biology.
2. Get pharmacy degree.
3. Work three days a week.
4. Write novel.
That's my life plan anyway.
Wait are we talking about university?
Yep. And not pharmacy, just biology. You know, those guys who work in labs, bioengineering and stuff.
Then you could make clones! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g6tNfwp7UE)
Quote from: comrade_general on September 01, 2011, 11:02:36 PM
Quote from: Andalus on August 31, 2011, 11:31:55 PM
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 30, 2011, 10:05:28 PM
Now this is also amazing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
Lyre birds make me want to write about a fantasy world where they use lyre birds like tape recorders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIvsBJVVUa8&t=8m58s
Ha, doesn't surprise me somebody already did it; it can hardly be an original idea. :P
Of course, it could be done with a little more class than that. And with not-so-horrible animatronics!
Don't be racist. Be like Mario.
He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speak English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a Jamaican, jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew.
Be like Mario :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfDAQNdesyc&t=30s
Not really that funny, and not the clip I was looking for, but it works. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA)
watch this and your going to love his nuts... ;D
Quote from: Silver Wolf on September 03, 2011, 05:52:02 PM
runs like a Jamaican, jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew.
Oh, the irony of giving this as part of an argument for not being racist.
What Drew said, doubly so.
Yes, be like Mario! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/480848)
Spoiler
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1064/727112775_51bd569153.jpg)llama
(http://images.travelpod.com/users/beckyblinkhorn/1.1303747628.alpaca-face.jpg)alpaca
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1147/1440547498_b8e4314566.jpg)guanaco
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/477249179_89bd717581.jpg)vicuña
That's a lot of guanacos!
Yes, the last Llama is imprisoned in Guantanamo. Poor thing...
There are words next to each of the pictures.
Yes I see them!! They are saying something like : Llama, Llama, Pretty Llama, Llama, Llama, Duck!
The first picture is priceless. XD
Gentlemen, I declare it beard season. So drop those razors and commence growing 'em if you got 'em.
Pff, every season is beard season as far as I'm concerned.
A man without a beard may as well be a breastless woman.
(That said, I normally keep it pretty short these days, but I'm trying to leave it alone for a while at the moment)
Then you're a step ahead of the rest of us. ;)
I would, but I must now shave daily, what with being back in 6th form...
That is a little homo...
Yeah, Beards totally ay. I gots the biggest and best looking beard out of all of you. Its just so damn awesome. XD Can not be matched XD
It is pretty homo :(
I shave when I can be arsed. Which generally means it's a bit difficult with a razor, since it clogs up on every stroke.
(http://www.plaquesandletters.com/patriotic_tributes_I_files/9_11_24%20x%2016.JPG)
Oh yes, and I've been doing my utmost best to avoid getting drawn into conversations about how George Bush personally attacked the twin towers with a pink floppy dildo etc. etc.
(http://www.moneyweb.co.za/mw/media_stream/mw/1/537101/images/Eagle.jpg)
Hope that wasn't directed at me, I'm not a hater or 'truther' in any terms when it comes to 9/11. What happened happened, we mourn, remember and ultimately carry on.
No it wasn't directed at you.
A bit inappropriate having the bird flying at the towers, no?
Just got this email:
Spoiler
FROM MRS.JULIET KADIOGO.
DEAR FRIEND,
I AM THE MANAGER IN THE BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIETY GENERAL OF BANKS IN BURKINA (SGBB) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU THE CAPITAL CITY OF BURKINA FASO. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$10.5M(TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) IN ACCOUNT THAT BELONG TO THE BANK DECEASED CUSTOMER WHO DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSE NEXT OF KIN IN A PLANE CRASHED SO THEREFORE,I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE THE MONEY TRANSFER INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO ME AND SEND ME ALL YOUR BANK DETAILS.
TRULY YOURS,
MRS.JULIET KADIOGO. (SGBB).
Its as if they stopped putting any effort into it :') His ENTIRE family died in one plane crash, ha :')
Make a paypal account and send him a link.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Trollface.png)
= Eternal glory!
Brilliant :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ4J69EEpu4
Power armor! I need power armor!
Wow, Ive missed heaps! Lol, stupid computer not working properly.
That's right, just blame it all on the computer. :P
Everything is the computer's fault. EVERYTHING.
Quote from: Jubal on September 13, 2011, 07:18:44 PM
Everything is the computer's fault. EVERYTHING.
This is true 100% of the time. Its never anything to do with the person using the computer, just something the computer did
by itself.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110525010450/callofduty/images/9/91/Okay_face_RE_Demotivationals-s251x239-157585.jpg)
Bahahahhahaha lol, thats hilarious.
I was thinking of some good proverbs and thoughts and such a little bit ago but I forgots them all. (http://forums.prowrestling.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-041.gif)
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery. But today is a gift. That's why its called the present."
I don't care that its a proverb from a tortoise but its still damned cool. Weirdly enough, it even makes sense.
All must download Total War - Orcs & Humans or I kill every one.
Ok. I will. Don't kill me.
Kill Doomchild instead. He hates the Bunneh and therefore does not deserve to live... And he won't download your mod CG. You know this to be true. He will stretch out his hand to take it, GOLLUM, GOLLUM!
Wait, what?
Quote from: comrade_general on September 18, 2011, 03:23:44 PM
All must download Total War - Orcs & Humans or I kill every one.
Which one is it for, because I only have Rome.
What is it???...
warcraft mod for RTW, would get it if i had a proper comp/decent laptop
It is a fantastic mod. I mean seriously, it's one of the very best I've played.
Quote from: Nightangel on September 18, 2011, 05:49:25 PMWhich one is it for, because I only have Rome.
Lucky day! Because that is exactly what it is for. 8)
Quote from: Jubal on September 18, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
It is a fantastic mod. I mean seriously, it's one of the very best I've played.
Wow thanks, Jüb. That's quite a compliment there. :)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp=44576019�
HOLY ****!
:O . That is BAD. I had heard about it, but not properly and I hadn't seen that video.
I am now officially a student of biology... And I'm moving next monday, which means : less activity... :(
Congrats mein freund!
I hope just temporary less activity.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http://www.ebay.co.uk:80/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=180726587776&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1#ht_1833wt_1110 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http://www.ebay.co.uk:80/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=180726587776&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1#ht_1833wt_1110)
Please read this, tis absolutely brilliant. :D 8)
But the thing I'm wondering is - how can one get lost in England? :P
My reaction.
Also I've started using Firefox.
Tell you what is depressing, being blamed and insulted when you really dont deserve it :'(
Bad boyfriend, again ?
Yeah, I just cant win. :( Sigh. I broke up with him and he isnt happy. :(
But you've never met him. (http://planetsmilies.net/confused-smiley-17422.gif)
Thats exactly why I did it. I had not met him and he was lying too me. The only reason I had said yes was because I felt sorry for the guy.
But he got really angry when I ended it.
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on October 07, 2011, 11:15:45 PMBut he got really angry when I ended it.
That's why I stated what I did.
It seems like you made the right decision.
I did, but its still kinda scary, he knows where I live. :(
Phoenix will protect you. I swear this on his life. ;)
Hahaha, it would be better if I owned a dagger...... *looks pointedly at Phoenixguard* hahahaha XD
A Bowie knife would be better. ;D
Hahaha which ever, it doesnt matter. Just something that will stab would be nice.
Pen in the knee cap.
Haha I'll keep that in mind. :) Sigh, I always get myself into situations such as this :(
OFFICIALLY NO LONGER A WHITE BELT. FEAR MY SLIGHTLY LESS THAN TOTAL LACK OF MARTIAL ARTS ABILITY.
Boom. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGg_F7s7xg&t=15s
Yeah, that was the boom I was talking about. ;)
Hey, I just wanted to publicly congratulate Phoenixguard, for he came first in the Young Australian Writer of the Year competition. Well done my friend ^^
Where is the like button for that comment??
Im so proud of him :) I told him he was good.
Is there a news link for this and can we read the winning piece? :)
Wow, Great news!
Congratulations PG! :D
Well bugger me Phoenix.
I better get to read this.
Hehe thanks guys. The news piece will be a while as I have to go down to Melbourne (Capital of Victoria for those who didn't know) for the awards ceremony. The amazing thing is, my brother (6 apparently) and my sister (11 as of 4 days ago) have both come second in their categories for the Artist competition. My brother also won his category last year. So apparently, they want to interview all of us in a special feature type thing.
I don't like the spotlight, so to tell the truth, I'm nervous as all hell. But I can put the story up so I will do that now.
EDIT: http://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=1668.new Here it is.
Thanks again guys, :D
Hehehe ^^ well done Buddy. XD
Was that story about SW? ;)
When you're in the spotlight, just think of this. (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1064/727112775_51bd569153.jpg) :)
Of course it wasn't about SW. :D He's awesome enough to catch that deer.
And lol, think about a guanaco? :P
I will also add that if you manage to mention the site while being interviewed by the press you win epic bonus points. ;)
That would be cool. 8)
And to chime in for SW - IT'S A FREAKIN' LLAMA! ;D
That's the way, aha aha... It's a llama, aha aha... I like it, aha aha :P
I went ghost hunting this night with the folks from the Central Ohio Paranormal Research Group at an old hotel in historic Roscoe Village. 8)
Wow that sounds awesome! Did you get anything?
I went to a crazy party...
I stayed at home and wrote a poem in response to someone on Devintart saying humanity was pointless.
How did the ghost hunt go?
What kind of party was it? Were you celebrating something or was it just a party for the sake of partying?
We we're celebrating my colleges birthday and it was really crazy. And when I say crazy, I mean it.
As a matter of fact I heard a voice answering someone's questions. That's about all I personally experienced, but other people were being pushed and the night before was supposedly pretty active. The team is going to review all of the evidence and let us take a look at it once they get it organized.
Wow, Im deathly afraid of ghosts. I was swapping ghost stories at 2:30pm in a full lit room and was still shaking like a leaf. However, I find them very interesting and am constantly torturing myself by looking things up and reading texts about experiences shared.
And Silver by crazy, you mean .....crazy? ;)
Yes, I mean crazy. It involved cakes. But we didn't eat them in a standard way.
Hahaha, wow. Sounds like fun. Good man.
Quote from: Silver Wolf on October 23, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
Yes, I mean crazy. It involved cakes. But we didn't eat them in a standard way.
Do you use a blender?
Yes, we used a "blender".
By blender you probably mean 2 girls, 1 guy, licking cake from each others bodies?
And then Night Angel never mentioned it again.
Why? "Blender" is sooo much fun!
Biologists. You've got to love them.
Funny thing, I never get invited to those sorts of parties. :P
I got lucky. :P
It was fun, but not as good as I thought it would be.
Leave biology alone!.
Damn. Overshadowed by SW again. :P
I not sure I want to be a biologist any more.
You would make a good one, I believe. I want to be a History teacher. Wow, my life is sad. No its not! (100 cookies for the ref)
No I lie, it kinda is. hahaha.
I want to be a biologist now...
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on October 24, 2011, 11:39:21 AM
You would make a good one, I believe. I want to be a History teacher. Wow, my life is sad. No its not! (100 cookies for the ref)
No I lie, it kinda is. hahaha.
Is it me? :o
No immpossible.
I wish I could decide what I want to be, writing a personal statement to uni's about why your want to do palaeontology and astrophysics if rather difficult lol
Yes Nightangel, its you. :)
Reading back through it all, I have too agree with PG. I want to do Biology now XD
Well it is my extreme pleasure to inform you all that on the 27th of October, my brother's birthday, Satan gave birth to two tiny little kittens at 2 am in my sister's wardrobe. So possibly in Narnia.
It is rather amusing because both Satan and her brother, Fenix were born on the 9th of October which is my sister's birthday.
Anyway, carry on,
*casually clears throat* WTH!!!
Quote from: Phoenixguard09 on October 26, 2011, 10:29:38 PM
Well it is my extreme pleasure to inform you all that on the 27th of October, my brother's birthday, Satan gave birth to two tiny little kittens at 2 am in my sister's wardrobe. So possibly in Narnia.
It is rather amusing because both Satan and her brother, Fenix were born on the 9th of October which is my sister's birthday.
Anyway, carry on,
The End Is Nigh !
Indeed although it turns out we were wrong and there are actually four. :D Who would have known?
Carry on,
Send her my best, poor little thing. So young. XD
I remember when I was birthed in a wardrobe.
That was a strange weekend.
So NA, who raised you, Deception or old Mad Jack?
He was raised by a wild pack of ravenous wallabies. Duh.
It's a shame I had to kill them for their teeth.
They can be crafted into such good weapons.
Phoenixguard, if you didn't name those four kittens of Satan's spawn Conquest, War, Famine, and Death, I will be extremely disappointed in you.
Unfortunately it may not be up to me. But I will try because that's awesome. :D
Wow that is pretty cool XD Well done. lol.
4 Satan incarnate. Tsk tsk tsk. What has this world come to.
The four adorable puddletats of teh apocalypse! ;D
(http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/happy-halloween-13_animated.gif)
Whatever happened to elderly witches...?
All burned at the stake to make way for the honeyz. ;)
Hahahahaha. Nice buddy XD
Ear infection. :(
Awwwww Jubal, its just not going right for you buddy is it :(
On the bright side, first Uni offer: A* A A from Exeter. Which is horribly, horribly high, but an offer is an offer.
On the minus side, PAIN.
You're in the middle then, no worries.
In other news I just got a new 24" monitor. I don't know what to do with all this screen space!! 8)
Well after years of pointless whining, whinging and disappointment, I finally did it.
I bought Assassin's Creed 2.
Halfway between pain and Exeter. Interesting...
Once again. I am convincing a friend out of suicide. This is the second one this year, and plainly, over it. Why is it I who always has to fix their "problems". This isnt fair. If they go through with it, its my fault and is going to rest on MY shoulders for the rest of my life. >:(
Great, just great. This is exactly what I needed.
ever thought of joining the good Samaritans?
The current trail of this thread is rather depressing, can we not start trolling/flaming or random discussions again?
Here's a starter, the awkward moment your girlfriends dad says that you'll have plenty of time for 'jollies' later as he's going out, most embarrassing moment of the last month
The awkward moment when your dad says, "Wow, if you fall you wont land on your face Steph. Your boobs are HUGE".
Yep, that was embarassing.
Awkward moment when you stand on a high place and think, "I could jump".
But has anyone stood on a high place with someone you loved and thought, "I could push them." that's the scary one.
Suicide is a purely selfish act, just saying.
Anyway, who liked Samurai Jack because it came back on recently to remind me how AWESOME it was.
i get that feeling with complete strangers
i think its worse that when daydreaming you start to think of how to kill someone and get away with it...
In other things this (http://johnsadventures.com/software/backgroundswitcher/) is pretty sweet.
So we just chat in here. ???
Quiet ;D
hehehehe lol ;)
Imma over 5000 posts!
YEAH! GO JUB!
I'm sorry I'm trying to hype myself up. I'm gonna go talk to a girl tomorrow who I've been "working" on. The problem? I'm pretty sure she's way out of my league. I mean recently my relationship interests usually turn out, "Oh you're cute but I don't like you... like that," or *Hic* "Oh you're cute, want to go upstairs?" Damn me for saying yes.
Anyway, here's a pretty girl, goes to church which I've recently started going on Sunday mornings because me mum delivered an ultimatum. "While you're under our roof, you're going to church!" My immediate reaction was to look for an available appartment. :P Anyway, I decided Sunday morning was better than Saturday night because I'd prefer to go to Beaudesert (beautiful countryside) with my grandparents than my old school with my mum.
Anyway, back to the story, she's pretty and I decided after mass, maybe I'll say hello. So I did, we started talking and this went on every weekend for a good 3 months I think. Anyway, recently she went on a holiday and hasn't spoken to me since. I'm reading an underlying message there (namely, "Aaaah! Freak, stay away!") but I'm hoping that perhaps she's just nervous and well, sort of hoping I might say something.
Anyway, I'm going to talk to her tomorrow but now I'm nervous as all hell. Bugger.
Should I have something to drink before I go?
Have you tried the steps yet?
They never fail.
Lol no I have no motorcycle. :D I have everything else bar the motorcycle. Unfortunately, that is a very important part. All of them are important. But the motorcycle is intrinsic. :P
No drinks. Real hunters stay focused on the foxy lady all the time.
Just a small thing before we start...Being direct and knowing exactly what I want helped me a lot with my current girlfriend.
Still, you didn't give us enough information about your relationship... I mean did you just talk or was there a physical part (like a kiss for example), which is very important if you want to show her your interest. Because if you've just talked for three months she may see you only as a friend. It is possible to step out of the dreaded friendship zone, but it's risky and it's not easy...
Anyway, I've waited for the first kiss for full two weeks with my current girlfriend and during that time I've learned a lot about her (and playfully touched her a lot, which is really important to show your intentions), but the point is, if she wasn't that interested she would turn me down a long time ago. Tip of the day : act quickly, especially if you made her smile. That's your time to go in for the kill. Interest level is really all that matters and it usually lowers as time passes by.
...are the petrol bombs large enough? That's the REALLY important question.
God help!
My spell checker is in spanish and I don't know what to do!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Madre de Dios! Couldn't resist mate. :D
Anyway, thanks for the advice Silver. Let's see how I go.
Jubal, the bombs are huge. Huge I say! :P
Good luck my friend. Remember, your awesome, funny and just an all round amazing guy in gernerl. Be yourself, make her laugh, be sweet. Little side compliments always help. :)
Good luck.
Disaster averted, thank God for the internet.
Well I think I well and truly ****** that up.
Never mind, I'll move on. Thanks for the help guys.
In other news, the spawn of Satan can now walk. :)
..................
congrats Jubatus!
plenty more fish in the sea and all that
at least the spawn are on the move
UNLEASH THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!! ;D
Indeed, from the murky depths of Hell will I unleash the furry bundles of madness and anarchy.
Temeraire, Indiana, Blaze and the other one who;s name I forget.
In other news, I am the bearer of glad tidings for Debux shall be returning sooner. Something about a break next week.
So I leave you all with the knowledge that it is, in fact, a guanaco.
I think we should reconcile ourselves to it being a guanacalama.
A Llama.
Screw it, I'll settle for a gd alpaca! :P
Im staying out of it I think. lol.
http://hipsterhitler.com/
one of the best web comics EVA!
No it's not... quite enough?
Hey guys. How's it going?
Oh I'm sorry, I had assumed you saw the sign:
No Marcuses Allowed
;D
It's ok, you're allowed to have one. :)
Yay, Marcus!
Where/how are you?
I am still in Wales/fine.
Been doing driving lessons over the past few months, and have my practical on the 29th this month. Fingers crossed I'll pass first time. :)
Hey Marcus!!!
Good luck, hope you get it :)
Yeah. Long-time-no-see. Good to have you back.
Well I have just graduated. I even got an award for my work in Geography. (That being said I'm pretty sure it was a sympathy thing :P )
So that's it guys, I think I need to cease being a drain on society. Bugger. :-\
bahahahaha, good luck with that XD lolz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzNfvvAp63s&t=1m4s
Youtube watch aS8B76c78b7A8s&D6f 3g7d XD
Bad Khan! Fail at video link! >:( ;D
What video link. XD
Exactly.
God I cant wait for school to be over. As soon as I finish year 12, im moving far far away from this place.
(not exilian, no, the place where I live. ;) )
Should I buy Sword of Justice and Sword of Vengeance from Warhammer library? Is anyone familiar with these two?
Um I've read the first one (I can't remember which one it is but I think it's Justice) and it was pretty horrible.
If you're after a good read, the Sundering books from the Time of Legends series are some of the best Black Library books around. But to quench your Empire thirst, no idea I'm afraid.
Just out of curiosity, how much are those two books?
Around 11 Australian dollars each.
Aaah that's probably cheap enough to get them anyway. BL books are usually around $40 over here.
American dollar is below the Australian dollar ATM so it should be cheaper... I think.
No GW operates on the policy that Australians pay $3 to 1 pound. It's bullarmadillo to the highest degree.
I bought the first one, Sword of Justice.
Saving money for the second.
TOO BAD THAN
*then
Lol. Why is it too bad Khan?
Wait. I'm still trying to think up a reason.
Thanksgiving Day Bond Marathon. armadillo yeah. 8)
Christmas holidays. YEAH!!! 8)
*Star Trek TNG Thanksgiving Day Marathon. armadillo yeah. 8)
do you do anything but watch TV on thanksgiving? i thought it was a family thing
Sure, we're Americans; we eat and watch TV (more so than usual). ;)
America is barbaric. At least in the UK we hide our annual turkey massacre under the guise of Christmas, whereas over there you have a festival whose primary purpose seems to be the butchering of as many turkeys as possible.
Christmas holidays!! Yeah!! XD XD
LET THE TURKEYS LIVE YOU BARBARIC AMERICANS!!! (In Australia we don't eat turkey for thanks giving. I don't think we even have thanks giving at all... I don't)
No we dont have thanksgiving in Australia.
Nor do we, but we might when Thatcher dies.
Quote from: Marcus on November 25, 2011, 09:08:31 AM
Nor do we, but we might when Thatcher dies.
*Over internet hug*
did you hear her grave is to have i dance mat installed
Yes... just than. I'm going to get a super computer installed to my grave. ;D
your australian i doubt you'll understand the resentment many brits have towards thatcher
Thanks NightAngel... :D
I like Frankie Boyle's take on it. "If you gave every Scotsman a shovel, they could dig a hole so deep and so wide that they could hand her over to the Devil personally!"
Khan: Thatcher was a Tory prime minister of ours between 1979-1990. She effectively wiped out British industry and attempted to get everyone to pay the Poll Tax, which lead to thousands of people coming to London to give her a resounding "F**K OFF!". She was 'encouraged' to resign by her own party soon after. Now we have Cameron, who seems determined to channel her spirit, pushing on to privatise the NHS for example. At least one good thing has happened, we no longer look to other countries to be someone's poodle, we have our very own Nick Clegg! *clap clap clap*
I know it not this simple but I will never cease to find the idea of a Lib/Con coalition hilarious.
I got lost at "Khan:"
Trudat.
On the subject of politics, I HATE Julia Gillard. *shudder with horror* especially the way she speaks. Its embarrassing to call her our prime minister.
I have to say, it's quite tiring that where I live, half the people here believe that Governments and their leaders are just mouthpieces of the secretive and all powerful "New World Order". Of course, If you state anything to the contrary, you are a sheep, willing to do anything they tell you. AAAAARRRGH!!!!!
portugaling Hippies.
Hahahaha. Thats funny :D
Australia's government is f**ked. Honestly, the are all idiots.
Quote from: Andalus on November 27, 2011, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: Nightangel on November 26, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
Lib/Con
The correct term is ConDem.
You're joking.
Please tell me you're joking. ConDem, really?
Who was at that meeting?
did you see cameron's impression of gillard? awkward much
Did you know Cameron's pin-up was Thatcher?
And yes the correct term is ConDem
Are we discussing contraceptives or politics here? :P
The dangers of mixing the two up can be dangerous, just ask the Chinese.
I called them, nobody answered...
hmmm thats strange. I normally get through. (hahaha)
I'd go around if I were you. :P
Might be a good idea. Hahahahahaha
So after this exam (tomorrow) and after a major heartbreak I'm finally back. It's nice to see you guys and girls...
It's always nice to see you, Silver Worf :)
CG, my man! How are you doing?
Lousy! :) What kind of exam do you have? And what's up with this heartbreak? :(
Ah, the exam. I've just started studying and the exam is just a few hours away. Physics methods used in biology.
I'll talk about the second part later...
SILVER WOLF!!! *slow motion, running, hug*... ;D YOUR BACK!!!
Yes, his back is quite lovely.
I have my test today, and I still feel like armadilloe. Hopefully I can dose myself up with something to keep me going through the day.
SW!! Missed you! And remember what we talked about :)
And to Marcus. Hang in there buddy. You can get through it :) I know you can.
<3 to all
Hi Silver!
Education does suck Marcus especially when half-wits who don't know what a sentry is can get a better mark in English than you.
Not that I'm upset or anything. >:(
It was my driving practical test and I passed first time! W00t! ;D
Quote from: Marcus on November 29, 2011, 06:27:04 PM
It was my driving practical test and I passed first time! W00t! ;D
I thank mighty jebus that the roads I drive on are three thousand miles away. xD
I have my learners. Im still a long way away from my P's tho.
Congrats Marcus :) Very proud of you :)
I don't get the joke. :| Longest strait stretch of road in Australia is the Nullarbor Plains which is a completely strait and flat stretch of road the goes for 170km. Sorry for the Americans here, I never got around to learning miles. ;D
Comrade is on the other side of the Atlantic to me, and so is in no danger of any mishap on the road that might involve me and him.
Unless you convert your car into Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTAuz6FAq0&feature=player_detailpage#t=29s
First thing that came to my head when you said Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
In case people haven't noticed, we're amending the constitution at the moment. Please head on over and vote if you haven't already. :)
w00t let's hear it for no taxation without representation. ;D
I don't know what you mean by "amending the constitution". I'm only 14 remember. :)
EDIT: Just looked and saw. The rules of Exilian pretty much. I thought you were talking about some sort of governmental type thing.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg?1240934151)
Good job Mark.
You made the rebel confused and angry.
Quote from: The Khan on December 01, 2011, 05:16:47 AM
I don't know what you mean by "amending the constitution". I'm only 14 remember. :)
EDIT: Just looked and saw. The rules of Exilian pretty much. I thought you were talking about some sort of governmental type thing.
But... it is a governmental type thing. That's how we run the site -> site governance...
Hahaha. I actually laughed at the picture. Have you ever wondered that if I'm 14 how I pretty much never have typos in my posts?
Word doc. open in the background?
That's what I do.
LOL. Naa. I use Opera. Spelling check on the web. I only occasionally get words I can't spell. :)
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com
I use word for them. Although sometimes I get lazy and I apologise for that.
'Hostname lookup for "gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com" failed'
;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39OpLtEsg0g
As the comments say just keep hitting 8 for epic xD
Hahahahahahahahahaha that hilarious!
Please tell me you have all seen this! bahahahahaha. lol.
Sorry about the attack site warnings guys, I'm looking into what's got on here and intending to remove it ASAP.
Attack site warnings?
Probably from himself. :P
Hahahahaha noooo, he would do that....I think.
Spoiler
No
Spoiler
Marcuses
Spoiler
Allowed
Spoiler
;D
I think that statement was for a good reason, Malaware maybe ;D.
Done the interviews. About a month or so and I'll find out how they went, god only knows 'til then (well, and Drs Burt & Pooley, and Prof. Parry of Pembroke College, Uni of Cambridge).
Thank you for clarifying that up. ;)
Good luck Jubal. :) You should be fine :)
Yes. Good luck Jubba!
I'm experimenting with alternate forms of address. :D
Well there we are :) 1000 posts. Yay go me.
WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks :D Im pretty happy with myself :D Lol.
3 To go for me to get 1500. Can't wait. :)
Congratulations. :D
I find the fact that you can't wait to be mildly disturbing Mark. :P
Myself I've only got 60 to go... Yay...
Bloody hell mate. Thats pretty good :D 60 off 2000. Haha, good luck catching Jubal though :P
This shows just how little I post.
I kind of depressing but I guess it's just my nature as I'm on every day.
Good job my Lady.
Thank you Nightangel. And dont worry my friend, not all are as lonely nor chatty as me. :)
Don't suppose anyone but me remembers this but...
Oh my god. SOFA.
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on December 07, 2011, 05:00:46 PM
Thank you Nightangel. And dont worry my friend, not all are as lonely nor chatty as me. :)
I am. :)
Quote from: Jubal on December 07, 2011, 05:49:37 PM
Don't suppose anyone but me remembers this but...
Oh my god. SOFA.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quote from: The Khan on December 07, 2011, 08:11:10 PM
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on December 07, 2011, 05:00:46 PM
Thank you Nightangel. And dont worry my friend, not all are as lonely nor chatty as me. :)
I am. :)
Quote from: Jubal on December 07, 2011, 05:49:37 PM
Don't suppose anyone but me remembers this but...
Oh my god. SOFA.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I can explain!
(http://www.iconicinteriors.com/images/uploads/products/knoll-sofa.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get that but the fact that it was "SOFA" suggests that it the initials of something.
That is a sexy couch. I want that couch. In my room.
This could be badly misconstrued. Sick Aussie sense of humour strikes again?
EDIT* OMG NightAngel, what's the number!? I want to call them for leather swatches and more pictures!
... Your joking... Right?
My friend and I had a mindportugal yesterday.
Turns out people from the southern U.S.A. hold both the ultimate question and the answer.
You see the way the pronounce "son of a bitch" sounds like "sum of a bitch" so we wondered what is the sum of a bitch.
B=2
I=9
T=20
C=3
H=8
Add them together.
42? Sorry mate, I don't get it.
To Mark.... Yeah sure I am.... :P
Now back to NightAngel, give me their goddamn number man! I want leather swatches!
??? Whatever than.
Quote from: Phoenixguard09 on December 08, 2011, 09:46:10 AM
42? Sorry mate, I don't get it.
To Mark.... Yeah sure I am.... :P
Now back to NightAngel, give me their goddamn number man! I want leather swatches!
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Actually it would be more like "sumbitch". ;)
Oh of course. :P
Hahaha that's pretty amazing really. It makes you wonder why 42 was the number that was picked. I mean why?
Because it equals bitch? Or just because it's a nice even number? Will we ever know?
Maybe they were just random numbers.
Quote from: Nightangel on December 07, 2011, 08:12:25 PM
Spoiler
(http://www.iconicinteriors.com/images/uploads/products/knoll-sofa.jpg)
THIS :
(http://artsecurehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/Italian-Leather-Living-Room-Sectional-Sofa-Black.jpg)
*drooooooool*
That one doesn't look like it has enough back support. :P
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zRGwpvGPlGE/SwQifttht8I/AAAAAAAACAY/BBuALJmoluc/s640/HomerIzLazyAzz+couch+potato.gif)
7 cans of beer... can you see the problem?
No whiskey?
The thing only has six holes. ;)
one can is of a different style obviously from a different pack
Yeah. I guess. Different color. :)
I preferred my guess. :P
There's no slinky! Everyone needs a slinky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltwxC19s5u8
Haha I love that scene. Ace is awesome.
Joker is better. We are talking about cards.. right?
A wild Phoenixguard appears!
OMG 2000 posts! IT'S OVAH 2000!!!
Have a drink on me guys! *cough* nominate me for triumph points *cough* :D
Hahahaha, well done my friend :) Well done. :)
Don't worry Phoenix. I'm not that far behind. ;)
Llama.
Guanaco. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtH85x-TB9w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcjK_1Lhj-E
Hehehehehehehehe ;)
Llama.
GUANACO!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1064/727112775_51bd569153.jpg)
Just look at that face. ;D
It's definitely a llama.
Oh don't you start too SotK!
It's obviously a guanaco.
Guanaco iiisss a better name....
But it sounds like an Italian meal.
Also it isn't what the animal in question is.
I don't trust it. I think it's a golden mole in disguise.
That would be a stainless steel mole.
Please welcome... *pause for effect* Daedalus (Someone I know)
Woot! Another Aussie is he?
Yay!! Aussie pride!! :D
Says Austria on his profile. Is that a slipup or the real case? (see below) :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqVzRD_nWLQ
He's Aussie. I've never been anywhere other than Australia.
According to a cult in America, God hates Austrailians and we are all going to hell.
......
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Wow. I guess Ill see you all in hell then guys :P
(sorry if any offence is taken from this, none is intended)
A very large number of Christian sects hold that the deepest places in hell are reserved for atheists. It's almost heart-warming to think that there might be a little flaming chair of eternal torment down there that already has my name on it. :P
Ill say hi on the way down Jubal XD
Strangely enough I couldn't find a video, but here's the text:
Peter Griffin: [in Sunday School with several children during story time] And when you die, you go to a wonderful place called heaven
[children gasp in delight, Peter starts laughing]
Peter Griffin: Nah, I'm just jackin' ya, you'll all just rot in the ground.
[children look horrified]
LOL XD
Hehehehe. Nice one ;) I want to get cremated when I die. Not buried.
Just umm, a bit up the page where you guys are talking about Daedalus...
I KNOW HIM :O
:)
RIP Kim-Jong-Il
From now on it is site policy to ban and report to the authorities anyone who doesn't show enough grief for the dear leader's untimely demise.
In other news, I am getting a van tomorrow, my first vehicle! Look out UK, I'm coming for you! Although if I have a head on collision in the van I'm getting, I will most likely lose my legs before anything else. :D
NK sucks xD (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/dprk-dark.htm)
Does your van look like this (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2008/030/4/a/Hippie_Van_by_hollywoodjazz.jpg) Mark? I bet it does. :P
I just have to say..... OMG JUBAL!!! Your avavtar is sooooooooo very very cute!! ^_^ Nawww I love it!!
*cough*imadeit*cough* ;D
Really!?! Thats awesome! ;D thats soooo cool!
What's going on with the site? Finally decided to give us the Shout box back? ;)
Quote from: Jubal on December 18, 2011, 12:11:41 PMIt's almost heart-warming to think that there might be a little flaming chair of eternal torment down there that already has my name on it. :P
I think it might be warming a bit more than your heart. ;)
Silver Wolf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGMsAYgoL3Y)
Awesome! ;)
Wolves are amazing :)
Mathematical misery multiplies madly, mercilessly murdering my moribund, melancholic mind. :/
A message from your favorite biologist, who's now on winter breaks :P:
Single cells, single cells,
See how they divide!
There was one on Christmas Day
But now they've multiplied
Single cells, single cells,
Nothing much to do!
But sit around in a petri dish
Dividing into two!
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402386_220977414644663_100001972171689_471039_996796686_n.jpg)
Did you make that Christmas tree, SW?
so who likes Ugg boots
Couldn't possibly guess. :P
Quote from: Jubal on December 23, 2011, 01:46:48 PM
Did you make that Christmas tree, SW?
No, unfortunately. I worked with anaerobic bacteria samples from water sewer collector. Very classy, indeed.
I do that kind of stuff with cheese samples. Seriously. :P
Quote from: Doomchild on December 23, 2011, 02:05:33 PM
so who likes Ugg boots
A lot of my female friends do. But still, they prefer those with buttons on the inner side.
Quote from: comrade_general on December 23, 2011, 10:32:22 PM
I do that kind of stuff with cheese samples. Seriously. :P
Hehehe, that's good. That means that you still feed your inner child. Just like me. :P
Curiosity killed the cat. But still, I'm not a cat. I'm a scientist. :P
Or it might be that he works in a cheese factory.
Not if he makes them without permission. Behind his bosses back.
Screw the system! Muahahahahaha...
Damn, son! (http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1303342812/lol-face_normal.jpg)
I think I came into this conversation too late. Now for the question... WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!
Quote from: Doomchild on December 23, 2011, 02:05:33 PM
so who likes Ugg boots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-7CrWkrFk
I am degenerating as a human being, living off nothing but large piles of clementines and sitting amidst a growing pile of past maths exam papers. :P
I drove my van for the first time today, and I saw that it was good. :)
Tomorrow I drive to the quaint little village of Beer in East Devon, and enjoy the seaside with nothing open. Oh, how weird I am. :P
No drive home for Christmas?
So tell me, what do they do for fun in Beer?
CG, I am home, I went to the beach for the day with my dad.
I have no idea, I guess I'll find out tomorrow. :P
Merry Christmas Exilian!! I hope you all have amazing days!! :D Its going to be 30 degrees in Australia :) Woohoo!! I got a Ukulele XD
Merry Christmas ladies and gentle folks!
I've made a Christmas video, hope over on the Exilian YouTube channel to watch it.
Links in the top right for newbies
Still got 59 minutes till Christmas. ;)
Merry festive Yuletide to you all. :)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! My little sister did a cruel joke on me. This morning I unwrapped a present from her and it was a laptop box. I opened it and I found two books. :(
OMG!! Thats terrible :o
Ha Ha KHAN! You got owned. ;D
Murry X-Mas to you all!
Honestly, I'd prefer the books. :P
Merry Christmas!
XD Yeah. They are good books and the laptop would've been to shall and only a cheap notebook.
Merry Christmas (for yesterday) :D
2 days now. I think we have to accept the fact that it's over. ;D
http://www.xmasclock.com/
Spent last night whacking people and getting whacked in return by wasters, protecting a flag which was really a forlorn painted pillow-case attached to a broom-handle, stealing the other painted pillow-case upon a broom-handle and trying not to catch hypothermia due to rain and wind. A sleepless night, but a good one all the same.
Sounds interesting. Much better than my night.
I spent the night browsing through Deviant art... I think I might start painting again. I definitely need more art in my life.
I have no idea why I stopped painting in the first place.
Btw. I'm in some kind of melancholic mood, which is a bit weird... It's been a long time since I've felt something like that.
And all because of frozen apples on a God forsaken tree I've seen on my way home... Can you believe that?
I have an irresistible urge to paint that scene...
It sounds beautiful. If you ever create a painting you are proud of. I would very much like to see it. :)
Even if you're not proud of it you should still post it.
Yeah, that way we can make fun of it XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
NO!!! Hahaha Im sure they are beautiful Sliver :) :)
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYONE!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EXILIAN!! :D
Thank you for all the laughs and great times this year guys. :) I look forward to the coming year :) <3
I... I.... LIVE!
You wished hard enough this christmas and new year for my return. Thank you. Now I shall proceed with the expected spamming.
It's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! ;D
(Remember to vote, whilst you're here; there's an election on. :P )
Holy Cow! I did not see that! Will proceed right away to my duty as an Exilianite!
Good to see you, deebz. :)
YAY!! Debux!! :D welcome back!!
Welcome back! And happy new year! ;)
HAPPY NEW YEAR! ;D
Happy New Year everyone :D
Happy New Year!
You crazy, wonderful crab people.
Crab people? *clicks claw, in a confused manner*
True, true! Forgot the whole new year jazz stuff when I was posting before :P Wish yer all the best for this new year!
Big whoop, just means I have to remember to write down a different number everyday. :P
Which reminds me, we only have 11 months and 21 days to live. ;D
Quote from: Jubal on January 01, 2012, 01:50:25 PM
Crab people? *clicks claw, in a confused manner*
Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum?
It's cool we're all crab people here.
I demands explanatory video. :P
Did anyone else see the BBC Sherlock Holmes last night?
Jubal: Stephen King.
Quote from: Nightangel on January 02, 2012, 06:53:21 PM
Did anyone else see the BBC Sherlock Holmes last night?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8lWcXU1wE
There is no limit to what Star Trek can accomplish (nor is there a limit to my video references). ;D
Quote from: Marcus on January 02, 2012, 08:08:34 PM
Jubal: Stephen King.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc7ZaZz4CoU
I would call Stephen King's works of a rather higher calibre than Stephanie Meyer's. :P
In other news, while rushing to replace our fridge, my van broke down, and I ended up being towed across town by a very good friend of mine, but for tonight we are fridgeless until the shops and the dump opens, and van-less until the battery has had a good overnight charge.
Unfortunately that was the only clip I could find of that scene. The mentioning of Stephanie Meyer was unrelated to the reference. I'm afraid you have missed the joke. :P
Sorry about the van/fridge fiasco. You must feel like this:
Spoiler
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-trollin.gif)
Quote from: comrade_general on January 04, 2012, 12:39:59 AM
Spoiler
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-trollin.gif)
Made of pure awesome and win... :P
Since when do we have a word filter?
I mean take a look at this :
armadillo = Sh**
(http://www.animalpictures1.com/data/media/35/armadillo-7.jpg)
"Son, I am disappoint"
I think I got the other joke, presumably the reference to monsters. :P
So, in the van/fridge fiasco, after recharging the battery and replacing it, the bloody thing wouldn't fire, then discovered a possible faulty earth from the battery. Tried to remove the bolt holding the earth lead to the body, which sheared due to severe rusting, and after buying new bolts at absurd prices from the local shop, reattached the wire, put the battery back in and it still wouldn't fire. Now it looks like the connection to the battery bay is fine, but the the connection from the battery bay to the body isn't. So we retreated for the night and we have a drill on charge to drill a new hole and bolt the battery bay down so we can get a connection.
On the plus side, my new wingmirror arrived and I fitted it successfully, so when I can finally drive it again, I won't need to armadillo myself every time I move across lanes to the left, since I'll be able to see. The owner's manual I got wasn't so useful, it's attitude was 'if there's a problem, get an official dealer to fix it for an inflated price. But if you do insist on fixing things yourself you lunatic, here's the various settings you need to know, but we're not going to tell you how to get them'
How much did you pay for this "van"?
I totally have not been messing with the word filter settings due to boredom. I'm not a portugaling alpaca who's just a miserable piece of armadillo.
(Other admins: feel free to turn it off again if you want)
*deep breath*
portugal armadillo alpaca wibulnib llama!
How dare you sir!
armadillo.
Quote from: Jubal on January 04, 2012, 10:48:54 PM
I totally have not been messing with the word filter settings due to boredom.
Ha I knew it! portugaling armadillo!
EDIT : Oh, that sounds nasty :P
Well here I go.
portugal armadillo
Quote from: Nightangel on January 04, 2012, 11:48:35 PM
portugal armadillo
You probably wanted to say something like : portugaling armadillo?
Or... armadilloty portugaler?
portugaling llamas ;D
It's a llama. Guanaco's colouration varies from light brown to "dark cinnamon" They also have a grey face and are less tame than their llama cousins. Plus, they're much cuter XD.
Now, to resolve a discussion I had earlier, what do you think would win in a fight elephant or rhino?
Neither, they would remain in their respective habitats, and leave each other alone.
In other news, I got my van working again, and the fridge fiasco is now over. Life is good.
Excuse me Othko you little armadillo! (Note that I am in fact calling him an armadillo, not a armadillo) :P
It's a guanaco.
Good to hear your fridge issues are over Marcus. All hail the Bunneh, and repairmen!
I GOT A CAMBRIDGE OFFER!
I also created my most-liked status ever on Facebook as a result. :P
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Quote from: Othko97 on January 05, 2012, 06:38:29 PM
It's a llama. Guanaco's colouration varies from light brown to "dark cinnamon" They also have a grey face and are less tame than their llama cousins. Plus, they're much cuter XD.
I totally agree... :D
Quote from: Jubal on January 05, 2012, 07:47:04 PM
I GOT A CAMBRIDGE OFFER!
I also created my most-liked status ever on Facebook as a result. :P
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Congratulations Jubal!
Make us proud!
(http://www.ums-agram.hr/forums/images/smilies/clap.gif) (http://warhammer-empire.com/theforum/Smileys/phpBB/eusa_clap.gif) (http://www.ums-agram.hr/forums/images/smilies/eusa_dance.gif) (http://www.ums-agram.hr/forums/images/smilies/thumb22.gif) (http://www.ums-agram.hr/forums/images/smilies/1st.gif)
This is a happy day! Llamas and working vans with Cambridge offers and facebook like records. wewt.
I shall drink in the happiness, it shall provide sustenance, for now.
My van decided to become a two-cylinder engine today, rather than a three-cylinder. Made hills and speed bumps on those hills going uphill quite interesting. I think I failed to reattach one of the HT leads properly, so it's up on ramps, waiting for me to get to it and fix it. Hopefully before the weekend.
Let me just check tomorrow's weather...
Wow, NA's comment made my day. And it's only 6 am here. :P
Marcus, like the sig. Good luck with the van again. Have you thought, maybe it's time to move on?
Oh!
We're almost to the thousandth post.
*Drums roll*
OH MY GOD!!1!1!111!!
*A sofa slowly begins to be unveiled...*
Quote from: Phoenixguard09 on January 12, 2012, 07:55:55 PM
Wow, NA's comment made my day. And it's only 6 am here. :P
Marcus, like the sig. Good luck with the van again. Have you thought, maybe it's time to move on?
I only just got it, and the problem this time was my own fault. I was going to take the spark plugs out to clean them, then realised they were bloody awkward to get at, so refitted the leads, but one of them must be not fitted properly, hence the engine only firing on two cylinders. But I can't tell without getting underneath, due to the stupid 45 degree angle of the engine. Besides that's it's all working fine, went to a local breaker's yard and found they had two Daihatsu Hijet vans in, so went and cherry picked bits off them, and got the parts a damn sight cheaper than I would have elsewhere. I may go back and attempt to get a shock absorber from one of them, although I'm more dubious about that, since it's a part that's not easy to test on a vehicle with no wheels.
Marcus the clinker. That's funny though; even at full capacity your van's engine is only half the size of mine, and my car isn't the biggest on the lot. :)
Have you seen one of those vans? They aren't exactly big. On full capacity however, I do have a full 993cc capacity. :O
God I wish I had the knowledge to discuss this with you.
*cough*2497cc*cough* :)
I know, but I'll be spending less on fuel for mine. Hang on, I won't because fuel in the UK is stupidly expensive. :(
Nightangel: cc is the amount of fuel/air mix that the engine can contain in the cylinders at any one time. the higher the cc, the bigger the bangs when they ignite and thus the increased power the engine has.
CG, what is your car out of curiosity?
According to the pic CG posted, pure sexy. ;)
I can't remember him posting a pic. :(
It's earlier in this very thread I think. Or perhaps in one of the meet a member threads.
It was red and sexy, this much I remember. :P
Unfortunately that wasn't mine, I was just borrowing it. :( It was a 1985 Chevrolet Corvette; with a big and beautiful 230hp V8 (we're talking at least 5,700cc). 8) You just tap the gas petal and that baby roars! (http://th10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Dwarf71/Smileys/th_drooling.gif) Ain't nothin' like the feeling of that power on the road.
The car I normally drive is a 1996 Chrysler Cirrus model POS (piece of armadillo). :P
We've got a Chrysler 300c. No idea what that produces but its pretty silent. Big car though.
He didn't post a picture of the girl, though...
Quote from: Phoenixguard09 on January 13, 2012, 03:21:27 AM
We've got a Chrysler 300c. No idea what that produces but its pretty silent. Big car though.
Really? I love that car. :D
Looks roughly equivalent to a Ford Mondeo. Could be worse, could be a Prius. :P
Oh wow, got back into Exeter, parked up where I usually do, and my dad asked me to drop him back home, since he was knackered. I started up, got 500 yards up the road and the engine cut out. Ok, so it's stalled. Turned the key, and the starter motor spun happily but the engine would not fire. At this point I just laughed, we pushed it into a parking space off the road, locked up and walked home.
Earlier today I had replaced all the spark plugs with brand new ones, and I reckon one of them I didn't tighten enough, so it steadily shook loose, and the last speed bump loosened it enough for the engine to die. Will fix tomorrow. Funny though since I had already parked up and was just doing an extra bit, so it didn't matter in the slightest that we'd broken down.
Again, human error. One can tinker too much. :D
Tinkering? Why haven't you got the whole thing working on wireless power transmitted via the ionosphere yet, dammit?
He can't do that without reversing the polarity of the neutron flow which is impossible until we bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish into the sub-stratosphere of the dandelion stomata.
There understand now?
I was with you all the way up to dandelion. Then you lost me.
Exeter? You should come visit me. ;D
Exeter in England Khan, not Tazzy.
Exeter is the name of the alien with the big forehead in the super-cheesy sci-fi flick This Island Earth, which was turned into a hilarity by the man, and robots, from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Seen here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2giPgQXSn4), the moment when we meet the legendary Exeter. :P
Video Reference Guy strikes once more into the lands of Exilian with Youtube power!
The sofa is nearly visible guys... and Portugal is rumbling suspiciously...
and someone has just sneezed in peru
Ladies and Gentlemen...
OHMYGODSOFA!
(http://www.kingcomesofas.co.uk/sofa_beds/Images/sofa_bed_1.jpg)
And with that, the end of the Third Workshop Booze Up. Tune back in for the fourth for more llamas, exploding states on the Atlantic seaboard, little black vans, examinations, armadilloes, and more! ;D