Great courage is required in such a situation.
Disregard all advice except mine.
You will need one motorcycle, three large petrol bombs, one clymore, one longbow and one live platypus.
Then, perform these simple steps.
1. You must ride down the street on your motorcycle, away from the exploding petrol bombs for effect.
2. You must bring the woman home on your motorcycle.
3. You must then prepare a meal from the platypus, keeping it alive for as long as possible to maintain freshness.
4. You must then travel away to fight a war. (Note: make sure to tell your woman to wait for you, they get very confused otherwise.)
5. You must then, while at war take a machine-gun emplacement using only a claymore, a longbow and your wits.
6. Finally you must return from war to a tearful reunion follow by violent love making.
Follow Night Angel's simple steps to dating and you'll have a woman in no time.
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NightAngel, are you a reincarnation of Mad Jack Churchill by any chance?
On the other hand, that does look like a good idea. Must try that. Need to be a Claymore? I've got other swords, but no Claymore... yet...
Lol and Silver as we said to Comrade about his girl, pics or it didn't happen.
