Here is a game you all might like.
All you have to do is a story,3 words at a time.
So lets start... Once upon a...
EDIT: oh so thats what that button does...
dream, there was
a rather old
lettuce named Jon
Jangle Jimmer Heimer
Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen
Who liked playing
with dead bodies
,but suddenly one
spontaneously combusted during
a secret pagen
luncheon held in
Jubal's conservatory. He
immediately blamed the
accident on CN2,
:(
because CN2 was
playing with explosives
and a rusty
pipe, once used
in the study
by Proff Plum (I just had to :P )
who was having
good times with
Miss Scarlet's boobs.
CN2 was lynched
by thirteen angry
cookies because he
tried to eat
the mother of
Jon Bon Jovi
who destroyed the
Vatican because it
the pope had
excommunicated his favorite
teddy bear called
Johnny Jim Jamerson
. So, the Swiss
made some tasty
chocolate with nuts
which they then
put marshmellows in
and shoved it
in a large
part of a
brightly coloured mechanical
big yellow duck
So this is what we have so far,its quite a good read we should publish it!
Once upon a dream, there was a rather old lettuce named Jon Jangle Jimmer Heimer Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen Who liked playing with dead bodies, but suddenly one spontaneously combusted during a secret pagan luncheon held in Jubal's conservatory. He immediately blamed the accident on CN2, because CN2 was playing with explosives and a rusty pipe, once used in the study by Professor Plum who was having good times with Miss Scarlet's boobs.
CN2 was lynched by thirteen angry cookies because he tried to eat the mother of Jon Bon Jovi who destroyed the Vatican because it the pope had excommunicated his favourite teddy bear called Johnny Jim Jamerson. So, the Swiss made some tasty chocolate with nuts which they then put marshmallows in and shoved it in a large part of a brightly coloured mechanical big yellow duck
that then destroyed
the Twin Towers
where that geezer
called Algy worked.
it then went
pop, complimented by
a sudden loud
fart like noise
emitted by a
dwarf on runescape
who molested a
squirrel named Nutzorzroorzorzez.
Nutzorzroorzorzez then went
to play suduko
in Krung
Stalins zombie bitchslapped
Lenin's sister's dog's
who lactated furiously
erm it was supposed to be something like dog's sister or something, thats why theres the " 's "s lol, but whatever.
Because she felt
a curious feeling
in her preferred
way of touching
dirty pieces of
kebab in some
juicy tomato sauce.
Meanwhile a certain
drug addicted hobo
who was seen
giving AIDS to
a man from
Nantucket, tried to
repel invaders from
the planet Mars
who had little
laser firing twinkies
located on their
multiple steaming backsides.
Then a microscopic
drug addict found
a new type
face and published
(typeface all one word)
a national bestseller
Porno magazine,so :D
he was a
very rich bastard
till he touched
a magical bagel
that then transformed
His car into
a donkey shaped
thingy called derek
that kicked him
over a yellow
duck named Ugly
Mac Neeg who
didn't like his
ugly little sister
who was called
Notanotherlongname who belonged
to a secret
cult of jelly
lead (by) Miley Cyrus
who was in
Timbuktu with her
secret pigeon fancier
and a dromedary.
After flying several
sausages out of
Vancouver she went
to a jagged
piece of worn
Dolce & Gabana Purse
that was owned
by a certain
someone called Oojanickabollokov
Cyrus, who is
very physcially challenged
motorboat salesman from
Hoth. He is
also impressive in
the secret Buhddist
club of dancing
NO ONE SAW IT! Oojanickabollokov
warrior monks from
lol
what do you call a Russian with three balls?
Oojanickabollokov
a galaxy far...
far away but
it was not
really that far
if you took
the 9:46 train
from denmark,when
there's strong winds.
in an easterly
direction (usualy measured
in kilometres per
millisceond. The zergmonauts
directed the velocity
at Tyra Bank's
burger emporium, as
thirty angry kittens
underwent psychological examination
to help cure
$UP4 C4N$4R,but
the andromeda bypass
blew up into (and if blewup is one word) a
enornmas cheese roll [close brackets at last] )
in a monumental
colour filled explosion.
He was also
a big fat
guy who loved
a retarded donkey
soooo much he
married it before
bestiality was legalized.
he then decided
(is it really legal??!!)
to make some
(laws on it are actually quite non-specific, most people get prosecuted for trespassing disorderly and other things instead (late night channel 5 full of weird stuff))
Jellied eels and
mash out of
rotten jelly babies
and minced up
dried octopus leg.
(could someone compile the whole story as of now? Im confused.)
Chapter 2-The Middle Bit
When Dave realised
(ill do that when i can,thank god for ms work lol)
So far on three word story.....
Once upon a dream, there was a rather old lettuce named Jon Jangle Jimmer Heimer Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen Who liked playing with dead bodies, but suddenly one spontaneously combusted during a secret pagan luncheon held in Jubal's conservatory. He immediately blamed the accident on CN2, because CN2 was playing with explosives and a rusty pipe, once used in the study by Professor Plum who was having good times with Miss Scarlet's boobs.
CN2 was lynched by thirteen angry cookies because he tried to eat the mother of Jon Bon Jovi who destroyed the Vatican because it the pope had excommunicated his favourite teddy bear called Johnny Jim Jamerson. So, the Swiss made some tasty chocolate with nuts which they then put marshmallows in and shoved it in a large part of a brightly coloured mechanical big yellow duck that then destroyed the Twin Towers where that geezer called Algy worked. It then went pop, complimented by a sudden loud fart like noise emitted by a dwarf on Runescape who molested a squirrel named Nutzorzroorzorzez.
Nutzorzroorzorzez then went to play soduko in Krung
Great going guys,we should publish this :lol: :D :P
You didnt put $UP
I refuse your $UP
amputizer who promptly
removed his 'pinto' (from QI last night (mean small penis))
(oh yay an ad for a gay patnership site)
as well as
his yellow duck.
So he died
in the loosest
belt he could
plait round his
rather large third
nipple. Suddenly far
far away a
giant space chicken
hit the planet
of the fat
...POST 3000 hell yeah!
maggots for a
spot of tea
and a chocolate
cake type thing.
made of dead
womprats.
FULL STOP!
...Jimmy was a
young pedophile allergic
to cinnamon leprechauns
from the Irish
Town of Dublinah.
(why do you keep ending sentences)
He did enjoy
hot fudge sundays
(dunno)
with large helpings
[color=ff00ff]of warm vanilla[/color]
(I shall now post all in pink)
ice cream made
(warm vanilla ice cream :D)
PS why the pink?
from recycled alligator
[color=ff00ff]noses,this tasty
(Dunno,I suppose cus it stands out :blink:)[/color]
ingredient is harvested
(It doesn't stand out, I have major problems reading it)
[color=00ff00]on the 7th
(how about green?)[/color]
of July 2007
[color=00ff00]because its only[/color]
day that alligators
(thats better, nice new avatar btw)
[color=00ff00]shed their noses
(Cheers :D)
[/color]
without the disturbance
in the force
, troubled they were
that Obiwan might
(i liked your old avatar better CN@ :P)
launch large digestives
at an uninspiring
forest backdrop with
giant wooden frogs
adding colour to
[color=00ff00]the pond in
(ok Ill change it back :P) [/color]
the back of
[color=00ff00]the store downtown[/color]
next door too
CN2 what have you done to your Avatar?
Jubal's house. Of
all the places
(back to your house then Jubal)
in Pratt's Bottom
it had to
get stuck,to
(I inverted the colours)
the one next
to his mother
loving bother hugging
sister :) so she
dis some mother
form anuva bruva
by saying she
was a bit
on the left
side.<--STOP!) "my butt...
is much too
in love with
a certain Mrs
McLean" Jonny said
much too much
for his own
sitcom based around
a group of
robotic Eskimo butlers
Called Robeskultlers,thses
revolutionary machines revolutionised
the way we
participate in the
Exilian games. "Hello,
I'd love to
enjoy a nice
cup of lemon
and a little
chocolate flan cake
with just one
single drop of
artificial sweetner mix
-ed in with
a yellow duck.
<FULLSTOP>
This yellow duck
was a component
of a NASA
space mission going
to the planet
know only as
CN2's PLANET! this
awful place too
far away from
sanitary conditions stank
of not just
CN2's beautiful flower
mower he used
wearing drag, but
a rather soiled
Duck had a
large deposit of
kumquats there. The
end of this
this is not
the end it
ate the cheese!
It was then
that a duck
:lol:
died from eating
a poison shoe
shaped turd with
a very pointy
stick." (finally)
(new paragraph/chapter)
Hello said
my teacher this
lesson we will
learnabout Traingles!
as well as
how the greeks
invented the triangular
formula of pythagorus
the thirteenth of
greece :P one student
made a simple
mistake of saying
where he had
touched that small
little thing in
the inside of
of the sandwich
there was a
a big boooooooooom
when he had
a fart in
his lunchbox. However,
it was not
a real fart
it was in
fact a small
helpless little thing
of a man :lol:
who could do
amazing things with
toothpaste if it
is sprout flavoured
and mixed with
some rare Tibetian
hill spice that
when mixed with
gunpowder is very
very very very
inept at plugging
was he who
lived under the
massive sink in
a pineapple under
the sea. After
the yellow duck
became non existent (so nobody could mention it again)
in stormcloud's mind
(Don't you dare kill my yellow duck!)
and the rest
had survived completely,
it lived happily
never before. Suddenly
there's a shadow
of a strange
looking orange monkey
being stalked by
another strange looking
owl called Stormcloud
and he did
not like to
be ignored by
the big orange
monkey who liked
to put his
feet into a
cold pack of
something very slimy
thats called OMGITSTOOEFINGSLIMYADE
and he ended
up dwoning in
some more slimy
OMGITSTOOEFINGSLIMYADE . Stormcloud started
to try to
save DD but
in the end
he could not
be saved from
the slimy stuff
so he decided
to kill himself
in a very
inhumain way, such
as eating acidic
prunes. however CN2
tried to stop
this madness ( THIS IS SPARTA! ) by
kicking the messenger
square in the
testicular region. Then
a crazy squirrel
leaped out from
a bush. Jimmy
the boy from
down the street
liking every girl
in his school
who are really
really really really
the complete opposite
type of people
to what Gmd
is not. Jimmy
likes Shawodywodys music (lol Hugh Dennis)
not only because
he thinks he
is the most
popular kid in
the whole damn
universe YEAH! this
is why he
is a rather
cool little dude
(a camels *ahem*!)
w00t? do I hear the thud of a banhammer?
i think not
I dont get it :S
well story time!
that the banhammer
is the most
feared weapon in
the whole of
Exilian and other
had not fallen
to its mighty
banning powers of
destructiion, this citivilisation
is built around
many many people
shiny happy funky
people. who are
shiny happy funny
dogs cats squirrels
and ginger monkeys
with many other
things to play
that own rabbits (hes an ape)
for making stew
with their own
downy(feathery) oven gloves
which were on
the monkeys hands
then the monkey
decided to play
with his best
sub - machine gun
imported from the
south east of
a small county
known as Kentshire.
Full stops can
never have an
effect on the
ending of a
planet but they
always seem to
end lots of
aruguments by using
a pen as
sharp as the
needle on a
hammer which is
made of grass
and of a
slice of cheese
that was in
a womens beard
who was french
on her mother's
fine plate of
parfitaroles that are
very very chocolatety
and very very
(I read the wrong page :lol:)
very very stinky
. "ouch" said Charley
as he fell
off his chair
into the warm
(OMG!!!??? the ad at the bottom is for a gay couples site???!!!)
pool of urine
which was accompinied
by getting his....OMG 666 POSTS!
face impaled upon
616 is the devils number stupid
did you never watch QI?
a flaming pitchfork
(He never said 666 was the devils number, DD)
which soon crumbled...
into a fine
gay partnership site :lol:
for yellow ducks.
but more importantly
(but why was he so shocked about it?)
he was now
in a HHiiiigghhhllyy
dangerous duck filled
pond of mass
destruction and has
a rather comfortable
sofa that had
lots of lose
parts that prevented
cushions on its
surface to stay
a huge bit
on the right
part a nodding
special person sat
on the furthest
point of no
return from the
furthest point of
definate return and
complete and utter
Reteurnity, this place
was 5 miles
nine thousand AU (AU info here) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_unit)
and a pickle
away from the
planet called eather
ills-cartney, not to
be confused with
heather mills mcarthy
who was once
stick in the
filthy stinking area
around Croyden. Suddenly
a burger jumped
out from an
oval shaped motorised
bike, this burger
bar owner was
terrified of what
she had realised
on her trip
over a burger.
Once upon a
unrealistic grassy knoll
(is someone gonna post so far or should I?)
a troll lived
( I dont know man, are we allowed?)
peacefully in-between raiding
(i mean the story so far)
the awesome realm
(why dosent someone just do it?)
of awesometon in
(I just want to know if anyone else has done it/ is keeping a record)
the house of
drurakaan the wizard
who was a
smelly old git.
When everyone one
hated the people
For not doing
what they were
asked and not
what they were
supposed to do
someone got very
peeved with all
the spamming upon
what could be
the bestest forum
in the whole
of the interwebs
that had ever
been seen before
on the special
little place called
the kingdom of
Tim. But no
man could ever
have foreseen that
sneaky little gingerbread
backstabbing his cousin
Julius Caesar. He
was quite a
cocky man, for
he had always
said to himself
what a large
set of ears
he had, which
went red when
he set fire
to his toes.
This strange habit
did only go
so far as
we all join
the monster raving
loony party that
made an official
annoucement which was
completely and utterly
true. this result
-ed in a
-nother world war
but where everybody
had forgotten their
passports after all
the governmental reminders
so they were
nowhere near the
rather long story
that was neverending
with respect to
the esteemed and
very short lifespan
of our beloved
army ant brigades
that died tragically.
Due to an
hero popping up
out of his
total failure at
the Last Chance
for lemon party
is the most
absurd happening. However,
due to all
the nasty running
around during the
circular pile of
big wet steamy
jam rolly polly
mole. Who is
most definitely not
the next person
to post. One
after the other
the penguins steal
many forgotten goods
such as sanity
and many other
people started to
realise that they
did not like
what they saw
this happening to
a ver peculiar
(plaese excuse spelling)
site which they
... LEMONPARTY ...
will DEFINITELY not
be avoiding. <FULLSTOP> Monday
has been a
very boring day
for CN2 in
the land of
alligators and sunshine
, dont blame it
on the alligators,
dont blame it
the sunshine, blame
on the boogy
woo! what a
brilliant song thought
CN2, as he
played it over
and over again.
then he went
into the darkness
with the alligators
who are going
with him. <FULLSTOP> When
the spontaneous combustion
prematurly ended his
wonderful experience in
the realm of
multiple super amplified
, and a hard-boiled
chicken landed on
the wierd shaped
shape, Gordon Brown
lost all coherency
with the world.
"He hadn't already?"
ask the people
of Thailand, for
they are a
unusual people, asking
Gordon Brown such
a large amount
of apparently obvious
questions about the
economy, which is
quite a sensitive
matter for all
Scottish politicians and
the tiny people
living in their
basements and eating
deep-fried brains.
This made them
quite volatile, as
that way of
deep-frying is
prone to causing
explosive ruptures on
the filth encrusted
face which is
not very pleasant.
Splean implants are
, conversely, incredibly pleasing,
as many of
goldy's friends left
felling rather faint
due to the
lack of splean
transplants in the
building they had
always lived in
is nothing like
and once they
the end. When
the flying monkeys
went soaring into
the custurd cream
which tasted very
like any other
custard cream they
had ever dived
into. When they
came out of
the soft and
rather sticky mess
, it was clear
that they had
some very strange
cheese that the
damn swiss had
poured over their
hats in a
very nasty and
malicious manner, as
the damn Germans
had not done.
Please can this
nightmare end, said
members of exilian
; then they woke
to find a
daymare had taken
it toll upon
the poor little
bunny wabbits of
wockabilly circus in
wonderful wolling woundabouts
spinning us into
Oblivion (The Pizza
had quickly done
nothing). "Not Again
as he ate
" exclaimed a rather
confused French person
who had just
eaten some garlic.
After that he
drank several gallons
of frog juice,
"Mmmm Le Froggie
Juice is Good!!!!"
just like cheese
said a Swiss
bystander, watching jealously
of the ducks
who will rule
the world but
a giant duck
was killed in
an unfortunate soup
kitchen near Mumbai,
that was cursed
by ZIRCON TEH
SOUP KITCHEN CURSER,
AND DESTROYER OF
THE PLANIT OF
Stuff. " *screamz!* Its
really about time
I pulled a (plz say shotgun...)
sausage from my (now say shotgun :D)
utility belt of
sausages and the
shotgun to fire
carrots in the
HOLE OF JUSTICE!!!
That looked remarkably
like broccoli, it
similar too the
rather scary looking
Scruuchii tree, inhabited
by the midget
called McFrugden who
liked to lick
its lushus, full
well nice, totally
green leaves, which
fell from their
branches in bunches
of threes and
exploded on the
ground in the
Everyone dies, end.
Just kidding.
absence of an
envelope to post
the death warrant
for the important
mafia boss in
time. This mafia
is made of
Jelly people, milk
is being spilled
all over the
place. White mice
went crazy about
the green cheese
which was hanged
for treason against
Robin Hood and
his mother Bob
went for a
bath in the
mud and wrestling
with pirate raiders
and filthy ogres
while on fire
burned the heretic.
An rotten apple
named Peter wanted
lots of pies
made out of
rusty spoons to
impress his girlfriend
who luuurves rusty
old cars and
pieces of old
cutlery. This girlfriend
was so much
like an ostrich
that she could
stand on one
tin can without
crapping herself in
less than five
minutes and drinking
rum with pirates
. This story will
now be interrupted
for an advertisement.
by Jubal himself
aaah, Jubal was faster :(
because he needs
to be the
root admin and
dance about while
drinking apple juice
and eating cranberry
flavoured chocolate luncheons
because he likes
to run around
and eat green
tripe from the
back of a
haemophiliac elephant. Administrators
all have big
brains because they
are all very
bad and are
all good at
committing evil deeds
and once they
have finished floccinaucinihilipilificating
If anyone can be asked to complie this thread, they get a cookie.
they all go
to a party
and get smashed
with sledgehammer. Wolfs
then came and
ate Boyninja616 for
twenty bucks or
a nice big
hamburger with tiny
forty two cents
buns that barely
cover the bloody
corpse of ninja.
aslo love to
Keep Dante's head
preserved in formaldehyde
next to big
green stinky cheese
flavoured slices of
banana bits and
Dante's orphanage victims
went to china
to eat boyninjas
Big Fat ****
to eat bananas.
and then try
as far as I know, .(full stop) usually means the end of a sentence.
therefore, Boyninja, you were supposed to start a new sentence.
but nvm, I'll keep playing the game :)
Very well...
They then try
darkstar's awesome sauce
and find that
it tastes great.
But then Dante
(Notice the capital letter, Dante?)
killed 3 little
midget peoples. Then
he went down
to the continent
and started to
dance to the
funky, funky beat
of pure disco.
Finally, after they
ate lots of
tasty, tasty Doritos
dipped into chilli
they decided to
rest, but diarrhea
forced them to
walk funny. Meanwhile
the masons went
to French Indochina
to buy some
flippin' awesum pancakez
with strawberry and
buy some black
motor oil for
his inner machine.
then strangely he
went all sad
and began to
go crazy on
t3h shrooms. So
after they had
consumed all the
massive cheese clocks
they proceeded to
happyslap old people
until they died.
Boyninja616's friend Ahmet
was very stupid
because he ate
his own arm
with BBQ sauce
so his dad
helped him kill
himself, The End.
until!!! he ran
(dont u dare try and stop me hahahaha! :P lol)
B****cks
--------------------------------------------------------
but his dad
made shure he
------------
hahahaha
could not escape
from the cat
so the cat
got bord and
savaged Achmet badly.
Then a duck
came and joined
with a poor
began making lolcats
That makes no sense
----------------------------------------------------------------------
to aid him
in making sense
so he could
eat more bananas
and go crazy
and kill Dante.
with a spoon
so he could
devour his organs
one by one
till his final
breath, The End.
Quote from: "Boyninja616"becoming more powerful
made no sense.
Quote from: "Boyninja616"breath, The End.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
somone put the story together
Quote from: "comrade_general"somone put the story together
I tried doing that a few weeks back, after about 20 minutes I gave up...
maybe I shall try again..
Quote from: "Darkstar707"Quote from: "comrade_general"somone put the story together
I tried doing that a few weeks back, after about 20 minutes I gave up...
maybe I shall try again..
w00t
that be so cool if you can get ti together it be so funny
We should get Darkstar to do that as a kind of initiation rite.
Quote from: "Boyninja616"We should get Darkstar to do that as a kind of initiation rite.
Wait, I think I hit this button on my keyboard by mistake when I saw this post..
hmmm..
which one was it...
OH!
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/deadendstreet/BanButton2.gif)
:PrivateClarkOnly:
It was a joke
Quote from: "Boyninja616"It was a joke
So was that. :huh:
/facepalm
internet sarcasm loses yet another battle.
Don't try and out-sarcasm me.
lol
...Or I go ninja on yo' ass!
Should we start a new sentence?
No
The Story Hath Ended.
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w261/Ratchey/SlaverStarwarssmiley.gif)
silence!
My sarcasm owns ur sarcasm.
But yeah, I will try to get compiling this, however ATM I am bugged down, I have to write a 8-minute speech and I have to work on my book I'm writing (I'm lazy hehe) AND I also need to do some other homeworks.
:'(
I wanna work on 2 books at the moment.
1. The Atheist Bible. This will basically be a comedic parody of The Bible.
2. The Young Folks. A book about a group of teenagers who become the leaders of a gang, and have to deal with the responsibility and risk, having not been associated with crime. I intend to make this into a movie at some point.
lol :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
They will be good. I'm gonna do the Athiest Bible with my friend after we leave College. I'm also gonna be a character in a rather imaginative comic called "Doctor Who & DMC vs. X-Men" starring Stan Lee, which will be done by a friend of mine who does Graphic Design.
:) cool
It is. I'm playing Mickey Smith.
Who can I play?
You can be one of the Cybermen, or Davros.
sorry if this is over why are people still posting?
We aren't.
If you look, the last post before yours was on the 18th of May, over a week ago.
I'm still posting. XD
No, you're necroposting xD. I bet it's to pass phoenixguard's post count
err. not altogether but i think
Did this one end? I'm not going to look back through to find where it left off. :P
You could put it all together like our newer one.