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One hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"I'M POSITIVE"

Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.

because I am a science geek.

I ended up debating between Lib Dems and Greens. Ended up voting for Liberal Democrats... Because it seems they have a bigger chance of making it than the Greens as much as I hate to say it.

- Education free for all up to University age.
- Broadband coverage for all, high speed rail to decrease car use, videoconferencing encouraged

Why will you not cover the Universities? Would doing so not increase the amount of people who would go for higher education?
And clever thinking for the broadband.  :darkbrotherhood:

1. To an early 20s Hitler first to convince him that his Art was just perfect and then to the admission board of the Uni he applied to... after all someone needs to threaten them into accepting Adolf.

Oh of course I would also find a way to end WW1 before it even begun.

2. And last but not least I'd be meeting Jesus. I'd like to have a debate with him on ethics.

3. Prometheus needs to know that people can gain 3rd degree burns from fire.

4. And then I would go way back to pay a visit to Adam and Eve and that deceptive serpent of theirs, I would greet them by throwing clothes at them.

5. My last visit would consist of me finding Lucifer before he began revolting against God and tell him to "Shut the Hell up." He'd probably ask me what on Earth I was talking about- both of which would make no sense because technically there would have been no Hell or Earth. (Plus, I don't even know if time existed back then... so...)

Chemistry because it allows me to blow stuff up, Biology because it teaches me all the vital parts of the human body, and Physics because of the supernovas and the red giants.