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Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.

An overwhelmingly dashing feather propulsioned seraph of inevitable ruin is unquestionably our following and most admired poster.

Yours faithfully,
Sir Llama

Such insolence! Such discourtesy, derogation and disparagement!
Such vilification and depreciation of our most sacred and puissant idols!

Rest assured, this act of animosity and malevolence shall not go unpunished in the all seeing eyes of the most venerable LlamaGod and most obedient followers of His omnipotent will.

Most displeased,
Sir Llama.

My salutations, dear Ladies and Gentlemen!
I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but you were questioning my identity and therefore I had no other option but to react in this elaborate matter.
Therefore I assure you that I indeed am a Llama.

Mister Phoenixguard08, I am sorry to inform you, but there is no such thing as "a guanaco".
Only guacamole, Guantanamo and guano. Anything else is an insolent fruit of pure fiction.

Beyond what has been stated, Wombats are our close relatives and as such are considered to be Llamas.

Good people, please pay Attention to Silver Wolf, for he is a true gentleman worthy of respect.
Each time I see that bright young fellow my heart skips a beat in a most enjoyable way possible.
A true knight at heart and righteous Llama protector.

In due time I shall undoubtedly return.

Yours truly,
Sir Llama