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I have a slight preference for the 23rd but either works for me.

"Most blasphemy is delicious honestly."

"I don't know who is wishing for what but I'm muting myself."

"I now feel I should show you my socks"

I have a slight preference for 28 over 29 but I can do either.

"James, what's your chest size?"
No response
"I'll just assume the smallest size"

"This is very much an abomination onto Nature. It's very cute."

"If ducks knew how to do coke, they'd do it."

"I am sorry that googling portugaling goose brings up bestiality videos not a Dutch species"
"That doesn't sound like a Google problem"

"I got overtaken by a deer on the highway"
(extremely disturbed look)
"What did you think that meant?"
"Like being mugged or something?"

"We're talking about removing our own skin."

"Welcome to Political Assassination 101. Somehow with James Baillie!"

"I apologise on behalf of demonically possessed people.'

"I'm a tank! I'm a tank! I'm a tank!"

"if not senpai, why senpai shaped?"

I can do either but the 30th would probably work a little bit better for me as a friend is coming over that weekend.

"[Scotland] is less of a region and more of an armpit."