Sometimes, I don't know why I bother with omegle....
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Stranger: sup asl plz
You: Learn to type properly, please
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Stranger: heeeeeeeey asl?
You: can't you think of something more imaginative to say?
Stranger: nope
and i dont want to start talking to some 67 year old pedo so i need to know 
You: Would a 67 year old pedo admit to be a 67 year old pedo?
You: seriously, you need to think this through
Stranger: erm no, buttttttt
Stranger: shutup :p
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: bonjour?
You: bojour
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm feeling pretty depressed, actually
You: I just found my husband in bed with two other men
You: My son jumped off a bridge and is critical condition in hospital
You: and I found our new kitten dead by the side of the road
Stranger: I hope your not typing details
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I can understand why you are depressed
You: To make things worse, my parents are causing chaos in the care home
You: I might have to look after them.
You: I just don't think I can cope any more
Stranger: what kind of chaos ?
You: They threw a care worker out of the window
Stranger: I see
Stranger: they are quite strong
You: They worked together
Stranger: They should go to prison, you won't have to worry about that part anymore
You: They didn't kill the care worker, it was only the ground floor window
Stranger: ah!
You: I suppose that's some good news
Stranger: maybe next time then
Stranger: ask to transfer them on a higher floor
You: There are some things that you shouldn't joke about.
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: You didn't get the most compationate stranger
You: You aren't helping
Stranger: compassionate*
Stranger: What can I do?
You: Nothing...
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Stranger: sup asl plz
You: Learn to type properly, please
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You: hi
Stranger: heeeeeeeey asl?
You: can't you think of something more imaginative to say?
Stranger: nope
and i dont want to start talking to some 67 year old pedo so i need to know You: Would a 67 year old pedo admit to be a 67 year old pedo?
You: seriously, you need to think this through
Stranger: erm no, buttttttt
Stranger: shutup :p
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: bonjour?
You: bojour
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm feeling pretty depressed, actually
You: I just found my husband in bed with two other men
You: My son jumped off a bridge and is critical condition in hospital
You: and I found our new kitten dead by the side of the road
Stranger: I hope your not typing details
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I can understand why you are depressed
You: To make things worse, my parents are causing chaos in the care home
You: I might have to look after them.
You: I just don't think I can cope any more
Stranger: what kind of chaos ?
You: They threw a care worker out of the window
Stranger: I see
Stranger: they are quite strong
You: They worked together
Stranger: They should go to prison, you won't have to worry about that part anymore
You: They didn't kill the care worker, it was only the ground floor window
Stranger: ah!
You: I suppose that's some good news
Stranger: maybe next time then
Stranger: ask to transfer them on a higher floor
You: There are some things that you shouldn't joke about.
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: You didn't get the most compationate stranger
You: You aren't helping
Stranger: compassionate*
Stranger: What can I do?
You: Nothing...
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